#1
i am heading to the store for bread and ketchup... anyone need anything?
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#2
egg nog. Drank the last of it this morning. buy it ALL


EDIT: Grab some reb bull too so I can have some jagerbombs tonight
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#4
- 1kg red onions
- 1kg green bell peppers
- 2kg roma tomatoes
- 1kg plutonium

thx!
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I'll logic you right in the thyroid.

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#6
Cucumber. So much cucumber. Please, I'm literally addicted. Buy me cucumber, I fall in love with you.
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#10
One wife from singapore, please.
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#12
hookers, the finest marijuana.
Just a sub-par guitar player..

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"Forever alone, together"



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#13
toasting in win bread

yeah, get me some toast.
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That might be my favorite shoop I have ever seen on here.



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#15
Vanilla ice cream. I need it so I can consume my apple crisp the right way.
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^ a winner we have.
#16
Yeah, get me a box of condoms, and, what was that thing we used to eat back in the day? What was it... oh yeah, pussy.
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For me, the 60's ended that day in 1978...

Willies. Fuck the lick and fuck you too.
#17
Flux capacitor and an elevator pass plz
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#19
Quote by TheBurningFish
Yeah, get me a box of condoms, and, what was that thing we used to eat back in the day? What was it... oh yeah, pussy.


Back in the day cos you can't get any now?
Oh burn.
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#21
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Back in the day cos you can't get any now?
Oh burn.

Quote by goest
^Absolute. Uncompromising. 100% pure, fresh. Solid. Gold.

Quote by WCPhils
That might be my favorite shoop I have ever seen on here.



Quote by KnightBand
Yes! ****ing Yes! YOU LEGEND!!!
#23
Quote by bradulator
Flux capacitor and an elevator pass plz



Get it yourself, you're apparently already lost in the supermarket.
Save a trip to the RT!
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If there's anything to take away from this thread, anything at all, it's to always cup the balls.


Top trolling abilities.

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God dammit you had me 10/10
#26
Quote by L2112Lif
Oh Ethan! Then we can't get the heat necessary to destroy every trace of your DNA when we murder you!


I see........ guess I better get you that extra .5 grams from my secret stash...and my secret clone that I just made.
#27
I actually need a lot of groceries, I'm down to my last tuna can and the stores are closed today and tomorrow.

Although.. I COULD raid my roommate's stuff.
#29
Pick me up lithium batteries and some ether. A couple rags too, if you don't mind.
#33
Dayum son! Get yo'self some grub.

I want me some deep-fried cheese curds.
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#34
Would it kill you to get me some more ribbed condoms?
Quote by Gabel
You are EXTREMELY WRONG! I have played it. I own an 18W and it would be an awful stereo amp, it's way too bright, breaks up too easily and so on. Secondly, why would a guitar store sell an hifi amp.
#35
Buy me another bag of Wonderful Pistachios. I polished off the last one in like 2 minutes.
#36
A pound of Beluga caviar, a fillet of beef, a King Crab, truffles and some crackers.
I put a dollar in a change machine. Nothing changed.
#37
Some f*cking hot hookers!
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You're all a bunch of f*cking slaves! - Jim Morrison

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