#1
About the stupidest thing you've while wasted.
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#2
Once I made a thread and forgot a word, making myself look silly.
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#4
Considering I'm pretty drunk right now, it's probably posting in this thread.
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#10
the whole thing

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#14
well.... apparently... last night i was pretty drunk and went sleepwalking.

roomates tell me that at about 2am i had thrown all the rugs in the shower and most the things that were on the counter i placed neatly around the bathroom floor...
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#15
Once I forgot to say the and the whole was up.
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well.... apparently... last night i was pretty drunk and went sleepwalking.

roomates tell me that at about 2am i had thrown all the rugs in the shower and most the things that were on the counter i placed neatly around the bathroom floor...

That's not sleepwalking, boy. That's called blacking out.
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#19
.........baby whats your story
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#20
i got a long rubber tube and made myself a one man human centipede
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#21
ummm, worn a stupid flannel shirt and shuffled infront of too many people. Oh highschool.
#24
Nothing beacause even though I drink, I don't get ridiculous with it and get wasted.
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nono, my name is kenan

it was during a gig from some shitty local band and everybody got bored sso i spiced things up

great night

but it was stupid because i found all kinds of cuts on my penis the morning after and it hurt for like a week
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nono, my name is kenan

it was during a gig from some shitty local band and everybody got bored sso i spiced things up

great night

but it was stupid because i found all kinds of cuts on my penis the morning after and it hurt for like a week




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