#1
u know how bieber seems like he came from nowhere? he didnt he was sent by his corporate masters...not the illumiati, but instead. the MOONATI. a secred coalition of superintelligent individuals who live on the moon.

ive located the bastards responsible for the neutering of all music. their antirock sentimence have go to far this time. use a telescope, i find them in the moon. i can see its them, by the way the moon shape. on the surface you can see, one irregularity in the round way. its a small phallus shape, a pilar on the moon indetectable to the naked eyes. but, with 60000X magnify, it all become one too clear.

here i show you the best aproximation i guess of how they organize their operation:



from space their tentacle sent, down the atmosphere and into the bieber shows. there, they can be brainwalshed by way of implanting information to their brainspace while they are distracted by gyrations and cheap-ass lame autotune singing of "bieber drone." he was chosen for his extreme dumbness, he doesnt even have the knowledge of his pawndom in this scheme.
#2
here is a diagram i have contracted to show you the way it is at these freakshows:




what u see here is what is invisible to the brainwashened concert attendances.

so now we know. what can you help me do to get these Moonati scurges erasened from earth? first off all, you must: only buy real music (rock and metal jazz and classic ONLY). this will : kill the income source for from the Moonati.

2. the nnext, u must bite the bullet and download bieber albums from pirates. the goodnews? YOU DONT LISTEN TO IT, JUST DELETE AND REPEAT THIS PROCESS DELETE IT.

3. every time u do this it will charge the record comapny moeny to stop u. but you must prevail and delete all the bieber music off the internet.

4. all bieber music will be gone, the moonati will have no moon to hide under and justice will be odne as ozzy osborne takes an axr t othe ead of pop music once and for all.

if you think this is bull, just remember: NASA stopped space shuttles. why? they're afraid of the moonati's pressure against them. just think about it.

remember the fate is in your hands. stop bieber. we are the change i want to see. moonati must fall off the moon forever. ron paul 2012. peace.
#8
I have no idea how to carry on the conversation, but I'd like to point out you spelled 'munati' in your title, instead of the 'moonati' in this thread.

#9
inb4 Kumanji and Zoot don't realize this is a troll thread and agree with TS.
OBEY THE MIGHTY SHITKICKER
#10
JD: 2005...... The man, he's been waiting years for this! Lets home the 'MOO(alcoholism)NATI' doesn't take this guy down
Strange, It seems like a character mutation, Though I have all the means, of bringing you fuckers down, I can't make myself, To destroy upon command, Somehow forgiveness, lets the evil make a loss - Danger Mouse/Sparklehorse/Wayne Coyne
#11
You're bandwagonning so hard you don't even realize it. I will blindly say that it is people like you who ruin music, not the Justn Biebers.
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#13

if you think this is bull, just remember: NASA stopped space shuttles. why? they're afraid of the moonati's pressure against them. just think about it.


Well i really can see no fault in your logic..
#15
ITT: TS wishes he had his hand up Bieber's ass.


(No homo?)
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#16
This thread is about as funny as terminal cancer
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maybe it's because i secrely agree that tracedin inymballsackistheb best album ever


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#18
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Funny.

This is not it.

It is a little bit.

It's a terrible troll attempt, but at least it's so bad it's funny.
#22
VIVA LA REVUSLlON
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On the come up we were listening to Grateful Dead and the music started passing through my bowel and out my arsehole as this violet stream of light. I shat music. It was beautiful.
#23
Those posts are so awesome I'm willing to look past the bandwagon-Beiber-hate. This theory is scientifically sound, because I said so.
#24
We don't need to erase the Moonati from the Earth, TS, because they live on the moon.
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#26
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Those posts are so awesome I'm willing to look past the bandwagon-Beiber-hate. This theory is scientifically sound, because I said so.


Alex Jones is that you?
#27
It's not Justin Beibers fault. None of you would turn someone down if they gave you a chance to be famous.
#33
+70 profile views though...
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This is maybe the worst comparison in the history of comparisons.
#36
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This thread is about as funny as terminal cancer

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#37
This = fantastic. Real creativity and you guys decide it's a troll attempt? Come on.
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you guys are just dolts if you think this theory is not true. i asked a scientist, and this is what he told me:

"Yes, the moonati are real"

so get with it, hop on board the truthtrain and save the world from the moonati ok??? i mean for seriously

FOR SERIOUSLY!

[IN PHIL WE TRUST]


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#39
hey their guys, this is the moonati leader genreral, and we gived up cos TS caught on and will erase us from the earth we're not currently on so lol cya later
#40
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hey their guys, this is the moonati leader genreral, and we gived up cos TS caught on and will erase us from the earth we're not currently on so lol cya later


F*****uck off you're not the real mmoonati. their avatar is the moonati symbol, like an invert monster energy drink logo.

to any of the reale moonami who may be lurk and reading this boards: we are on to you're dirty Trix and stand down! your biebdrone is within one second of his downfail!!