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#1
So yeah, as the title says, my cousin came onto me last night...


We had our entire family round for Christmas and, as is the norm with our family, many stayed overnight due to drunkenness and no way to get home.

So it was around 3-4am, I was sound asleep in my bed when I’m suddenly woken by my 19 year old cousin. I roll over to find her kneeling at the side of my bed with a bathrobe on and she whispers to me that she couldn’t sleep on the couch downstairs and asked if she could share my bed with me. Now if it weren’t for me being extremely tired at the time and not being concerned with anything but to get back to sleep then perhaps alarm bells may have rang in my head but, alas, they did not and I sleepily muttered “yeah whatever” and closed my eyes again.

I then felt her fumbling about with the bed covers as she got in then the next thing I knew she was pressed against me in nothing but her underwear! I immediately shot awake and before I could react her hand was now down my underwear and grasped firmly around my ****!

I was gripped with fear at this point and somehow managed to push her out of my bed, ready to shout at her but, luckily thought better of it in case other family members overheard. I asked her what the hell she was doing and she responded with “come on, it’s just a bit of fun and no one needs to know!” as she tried to get back into my bed. I then told her in no uncertain terms that there was no way it was going to happen and made her leave my room.

I did not see her again until this morning at breakfast where we exchanged a quick glance at each other and neither of us said a word; I could see in her eyes that she regretted what happened though. I’m just glad that I won’t have to see her again until next Christmas...


TL;DR – Incestual relationships.
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#2
I'm so hard right now.
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#3
You're a sick fuck and I hope you go to jail for assaulting her like that. She's family, you bastard.
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#4
inb4 "Why didn't you accept?"

or something along those lines.
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I was so expecting ah: And everybody walked the dinosaur.


TS. I'm dissapoint. You can't share real incest stories, what's the fun in that? HAHAHAHA
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You're a sick fuck and I hope you go to jail for assaulting her like that. She's family, you bastard.

Uhhh... she got into bed with him in case you didn't read that right.
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Uhhh... she got into bed with him in case you didn't read that right.


He used violence to get her out of the bed. We should sue this Big Guy. After consenting to sleeping with her btw.
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Pictures. Now.

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if you cant keep it in your pants,keep it in the family
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You're a sick fuck and I hope you go to jail for assaulting her like that. She's family, you bastard.


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#19
I have a boner right now. You should have gone for it TS. Nothing wrong with cousins.
#20
You should be ashamed of yourself, unless she was ugly, in which case it was ok to push her away.
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If you're a redneck I am disappointed with you. If not, good lad.
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You should be ashamed of yourself, unless she was ugly, in which case it was ok to push her away.


True that.
#23
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He used violence to get her out of the bed. We should sue this Big Guy. After consenting to sleeping with her btw.

I wouldn't consider pushing her out of bed "violence". Its was out of self defence. If I was in a similar situation (and if I was a guy) I would've done the same.
Now if he pushed her out of bed and slapped her in the face, then I would see your point.
#24
How can you expect us to take this story seriously when you haven't even supplied us with pictures of your cousin yet?
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#27
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So yeah, as the title says, my cousin came onto me last night...


We had our entire family round for Christmas and, as is the norm with our family, many stayed overnight due to drunkenness and no way to get home.

So it was around 3-4am, I was sound asleep in my bed when I’m suddenly woken by my 19 year old cousin. I roll over to find her kneeling at the side of my bed with a bathrobe on and she whispers to me that she couldn’t sleep on the couch downstairs and asked if she could share my bed with me. Now if it weren’t for me being extremely tired at the time and not being concerned with anything but to get back to sleep then perhaps alarm bells may have rang in my head but, alas, they did not and I sleepily muttered “yeah whatever” and closed my eyes again.

I then felt her fumbling about with the bed covers as she got in then the next thing I knew she was pressed against me in nothing but her underwear! I immediately shot awake and before I could react her hand was now down my underwear and grasped firmly around my ****!

I was gripped with fear at this point and somehow managed to push her out of my bed, ready to shout at her but, luckily thought better of it in case other family members overheard. I asked her what the hell she was doing and she responded with “come on, it’s just a bit of fun and no one needs to know!” as she tried to get back into my bed. I then told her in no uncertain terms that there was no way it was going to happen and made her leave my room.

I did not see her again until this morning at breakfast where we exchanged a quick glance at each other and neither of us said a word; I could see in her eyes that she regretted what happened though. I’m just glad that I won’t have to see her again until next Christmas...


TL;DR – Incestual relationships.

you should have just gone for it
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#29
Ahh yes. Christmas in Kentucky. I hear it's beautiful there this time of year.
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#31
Thought this was going to be a mirror thread of the other cousin thread...


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#32
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I wouldn't consider pushing her out of bed "violence". Its was out of self defence. If I was in a similar situation (and if I was a guy) I would've done the same.
Now if he pushed her out of bed and slapped her in the face, then I would see your point.

oh god you're dumb

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#37
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You did it ALL WRONG.
You should have went for it, gotten caught in the middle or near the climax of it, THEN, posted here.


#38
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You did it ALL WRONG.
You should have went for it, gotten caught in the middle or near the climax of it, THEN, posted here.


Step 1: Bang your cousin
Step 2: Scream rape
Step 3: ??????
Step 4: Profit

You, good sir, have not gone over to your friends house after a hard night of drinking to find 2 dudes passed out in the same room both holding their own flaccid cocks in hand, passed out, with porn on the tv.
#39
So...


TS, I'd like to drink with your slutty 19 year-old cousin.
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#40
you stupid stupid man...


real subject of this thread : TS is gay
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