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#1
I was in a book store once and I saw a bunch of Twilight books. These books had pictures of the actors of the Twilight movie on the cover. So a bunch of teenage girls noticed the books and were like 'OMG THEY MADE THE MOVIE INTO A BOOK!!!' and proceeded to buy quite a few copies of the books.

I should've bitch slapped them all. Post your stories.
#3
Quote by NOTONFACEBOOK
Were they hot?
I guess. Didn't really pay attention to that. Just wanted to beat the shit out of them.
#4
Quote by Represent
I guess. Didn't really pay attention to that. Just wanted to beat the shit out of them.

lolgay
Quote by korinaflyingv
On the come up we were listening to Grateful Dead and the music started passing through my bowel and out my arsehole as this violet stream of light. I shat music. It was beautiful.
#5
When my cousin turned down my other cousin when she confessed her love to him, it took a lot of guts from her and he was a douche about.
Quote by tattyreagh
He's the hero The Pit deserves but not the one it needs right now. So, we'll hunt him, because he can take it. Because he's not our hero. He's a silent guardian. A watchful protector. GbAdimDb5m7.


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#7
A girl told me Twilight was shit. I beat her until she agreed that it was the best thing evar.
They made me do push ups in drag

I'm gonna have a really hard time if we're both cannibals and racists.

Don't dress as a whore, he'll thump you.

I'm a firework, primed to go off
#8
All my ex-gf



Quote by Gunpowder
Thrashturbating? Most metal of all ways to pleasure oneself.
#9
Quote by Represent
lol nah

lol


yah
Quote by korinaflyingv
On the come up we were listening to Grateful Dead and the music started passing through my bowel and out my arsehole as this violet stream of light. I shat music. It was beautiful.
#10
Quote by maximumrocker
All my ex-gf

I put all of them into a room for you:

They made me do push ups in drag

I'm gonna have a really hard time if we're both cannibals and racists.

Don't dress as a whore, he'll thump you.

I'm a firework, primed to go off
#12
Quote by Represent
I guess. Didn't really pay attention to that. Just wanted to beat the shit out of them.


I would have told them Twilight sucks then let myself be beaten by a bunch of hot teenage girls.

#13
When Incubus made the new album...

Quote by thanksgiving
I'm coming for you with a castrator!
You sick bastard.



Watch that video below

If this video reaches 1000 views before Christmas, I'll play with my titties on cam.

#14
Quote by Represent
Nope. Sorry to disappoint you.

Quote by korinaflyingv
On the come up we were listening to Grateful Dead and the music started passing through my bowel and out my arsehole as this violet stream of light. I shat music. It was beautiful.
#15
that kid Represent, whenever he posts.
There's no such thing; there never was. Where I am going you cannot follow me now.
#16
Quote by theogonia777
that kid Represent, whenever he posts.


Lol. While were at it, I'd love to multi-bitch slap Lushacrous coz he's that much of a douche. Also Tom1.0 is sorta douchey.
#17
Anyone who tries to tell me that crows are stupid and annoying. Crows are the best birds ever.
cat
#18
Anyone who tries to tell me that crows aren't stupid and annoying. Crows are a waste of fucking space.
Sing me to sleep.
#19
Quote by padgea7x
A girl told me Twilight was shit. I beat her until she agreed that it was the best thing evar.


This is the point I should've bitchslapped you.
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#20
Quote by guitarxo
Anyone who tries to tell me that crows are stupid and annoying. Crows are the best birds ever.


Well..........


Ya know.................


Crows are kinda stupid and annoying............


Hee
#21
Quote by guitarxo
Anyone who tries to tell me that crows are stupid and annoying. Crows are the best birds ever.

Crows are fucking scary.
#22
Quote by guitarxo
Anyone who tries to tell me that crows are stupid and annoying. Crows are the best birds ever.


They let you strap bombs to them, can't be that smart.
#23
Quote by guitarxo
Anyone who tries to tell me that crows are stupid and annoying. Crows are the best birds ever.


ggg1 ggg3

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#24
the fuck is this

Quote by aeroslash09
Anyone who tries to tell me that crows aren't stupid and annoying. Crows are a waste of fucking space.




Quote by itamar100
Well..........


Ya know.................


Crows are kinda stupid and annoying............


Hee




Quote by BlacksailsTippa
Crows are fucking scary.




Quote by whoomit

They let you strap bombs to them, can't be that smart.


cat
#28
Zoot, after 90% of his posts.
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#29
Quote by Ghefly
When someone says the Harry Potter films are better than LOTR films.


They're both shite.
They made me do push ups in drag

I'm gonna have a really hard time if we're both cannibals and racists.

Don't dress as a whore, he'll thump you.

I'm a firework, primed to go off
#31
I was flipping through channels and saw that Tosh.0 was on Comedy Central.

We can't let him live the rest of his life thinking he's funny.
#32
Quote by Ghefly
When someone says the Harry Potter films are better than LOTR films.


Good thing no one does this.
#33
Quote by theogonia777
that kid Represent, whenever he posts.

+1


whnever som1 sayz wayne is lyke tha best rapper i meen he good and all but niqqa please

281-330-8004, that's my cell phone number, hit me up on the low
#35
Quote by aeroslash09

Whatevs, everyone knows that lions are the worst cat anyway.

cat
#37
I see your mountain lion and raise you a Florida BLack Panther

281-330-8004, that's my cell phone number, hit me up on the low
#38


When my sister gave me a bowl of corn beef hash. Shit's nasty.
What do you get if you drop a piano down a mineshaft?
E--4-
B--4-
G--4-
D--6-
A--6-
E--4-
#39
Quote by moscaespañol
I see your mountain lion and raise you a Florida BLack Panther

wtf it's not a mountain lion its a snow leopard
wtf
wtf
wtf
cat
#40
Quote by guitarxo
wtf it's not a mountain lion its a snow leopard
wtf
wtf
wtf

My point still stands

281-330-8004, that's my cell phone number, hit me up on the low
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