#1
Ok, so i was just walkin around my house. And I got a ****ing toothpick stuck in my foot, hurts like a bitch. Anywyas, i have a fear of hospitals and i dont want to have to go there or a docters office to get it out. So does anyone know any home remedies to get it out?

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#2
You're probably gonna have to go to a hospital for extensive surgery to remove that toothpick
#4
pull it out quickly and apply pressure to the wound using guaze or something of the sort with antibacterial ointment so you don't bleed too much or get an infection
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How about you get over your debilitating phobia and help yourself out later in life?

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Dude. It's a ****ing toothpick. The wound can not be bigger than a pebble. Pull the shit out and put a band-aid on it.
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Depends on how deep it is. If its any deeper than just the tip you should defo go to hospital
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Depends on how deep it is. If its any deeper than just the tip you should defo go to hospital

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Put a toothpick in the other foot to neutralize the pain.

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You're just going to have to stop being picky. Tooth be told, hospitals aren't that bad.

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#24
Is that not just like getting a splinter? Come on..

Tweezers, some hand-eye coordination and you should be good to go..

Don't go to a hospital, they'll keep you for 6 hours only to come in, yank it out with tweezers and then tell you you can go home.


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Is that not just like getting a splinter? Come on..

Tweezers, some hand-eye coordination and you should be good to go..

Don't go to a hospital, they'll keep you for 6 hours only to come in, yank it out with tweezers and then tell you you can go home.

and if you live in america, they'll charge you 300 dollars for it
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Dude. It's a ****ing toothpick. The wound can not be bigger than a pebble. Pull the shit out and put a band-aid on it.

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