I have to spend the night sleeping in the same room as my brother...

#1
...and he's quitting smoking.

Normally sleeping in the same room as him isn't a bother but since he's quit smoking he's very angry. Right now he's trying to get a dvd player to work in my dads living room, my dads gone to bed and we are sleeping in the living room, I'm pretty sure he's gonna lose it soon.

A couple of minutes ago he nearly punched me because I couldn't help him find the cable. since it's not plugged in anywhere we can see it. Any advice?
* If my punctuation seems off, it's because my shift button is broken *
#2
1. Get muscles
2. Fight brother
3. ????
4. Profit!
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#4
Assrape him. That'll teach him.
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#5
Thought this was going to be a molestation thread. Anyway, if you're that afraid, just pretend to be asleep the whole time.
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#6
i have to share a room with my brother. its not that bad, just cant have any girls over...ever. but he plays guitar too so we always get to talk about music
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Thought this was going to be a molestation thread. Anyway, if you're that afraid, just pretend to be asleep the whole time.

not afraid, I just know he'll keep my awake for ages trying to get this to work even though we don't have the cabels. And he might smash the tv at some point, won't be my prblem but it will piss my dad off in the morning if he comes downstairs and his tv is smashed...
* If my punctuation seems off, it's because my shift button is broken *
#12
get him some toothpicks and gum. be patient with him, when smokers quit it's an extraordinarily difficult time and you're better off being supportive than confrontational. He knows he's being a short tempered dick, he just cant do anything about it--the nature of an addiction.
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#15
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This dude might have the right idea.

He might break a TV over some cigs? Thats whack. Quitting smoking sucks but it's not that bad.


Oh yes it is.

Some people have no problem, other people would have an easier time kicking heroin. You cant make broad sweeping statements because it's patently false. I know what the guy is going through and it's not pleasant. You get cold sweats, tensed muscles, clenched jaw, the shakes, and serious anxiety. It's a really shitty process.
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#17
Go buy the man a pack of cigarettes.
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#18
Spoon with him. All Marlboro men do it.
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Stick nicotine patches on him when he's not looking.

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not afraid, I just know he'll keep my awake for ages trying to get this to work even though we don't have the cabels. And he might smash the tv at some point, won't be my prblem but it will piss my dad off in the morning if he comes downstairs and his tv is smashed...

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