#1
...and I'm at a strangers house. I came with my mom to meet some friends of hers. Is it acceptable to poop in their restroom?
#5
In their restroom? No. Poop in their kitchen.
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#7
Better do it quick.
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#8
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...and I'm at a strangers house. I came with my mom to meet some friends of hers. Is it acceptable to poop in their restroom?



More acceptable than borrowing their computer to start a thread about whether its acceptable to defecate in their house.

Can you imagine what they would think if they read this thread....


In any case, just say you going to use the bathroom, you don't need to tell them your going to unload king kongs finger in their porcelain thrown room.
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#9
Only if there's no toilet paper and you're forced to wipe with something that makes the situation seem like a cheesy saturday morning comedy movie starring Rob Schneider..
#12
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You're on UG from their house. That's unacceptable.

I'm on my phone, brah.
#13
Just say "Can I use your bathroom?"

Then shit your pants right infront of them. Now THATS unacceptable!
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#14
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I'm on my phone, brah.



well then there is you answer then...

go answer a phone call and then take a piss.


However in reality your just taking a long,stinky,fuffling dump
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#16
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It's not at all acceptable, but neither is surfing the net over your phone in their living room while you're supposed to be getting to know them. Go do it.

They're in the kitchen cooking. They kinda just.. left me here.
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#17
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#18
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More acceptable than borrowing their computer to start a thread about whether its acceptable to defecate in their house.

>2011
>assumes the only way to access the internet is through a computer
#19
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>2011
>assumes the only way to access the internet is through a computer



You know I haven't been active onUG for around 2 years, but I think remember you...

You've been Ug's zoidburg for the best part of what, 5 years now?
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You know I haven't been active onUG for around 2 years, but I think remember you...

You've been Ug's zoidburg for the best part of what, 5 years now?

lol 2011-2008=5?

back to preschool you go

also how is it even remotely relevant what his user title is or has been
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#24
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lol 2011-2008=5?

back to preschool you go

also how is it even remotely relevant what his user title is or has been



be nice I got a from of dyscalculia

and in fairness what relevance did his post have or your one pertaining to my post? :P
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#25
So basically you're asking an internet forum where guitars are the center topic if you can defecate at someone we don't know's house?
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#26
Just make faces like you're trying really hard to hold in your poop until someone says something or you shit yourself.
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#29
SO op it's been some time now, what did you do?
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#30
I was able to successfully hold it. We're now headed back to my aunts where I will be able to relieve myself. Thanks for the laughs guys.

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So basically you're asking an internet forum where guitars are the center topic if you can defecate at someone we don't know's house?

Problem? This is the pit man...

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Just make faces like you're trying really hard to hold in your poop until someone says something or you shit yourself.

Last edited by Shr3dz0r at Dec 26, 2011,
#31
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So basically you're asking an internet forum where guitars are the center topic if you can defecate at someone we don't know's house?


Well, I mean, if you put it that way this all sounds kind of silly...


But what if, just what if, he was pooping into someone's acoustic guitar. EH!?
#33
Poo on their doorstep.
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#35
I would have just done it, after asking for the bathroom of course.
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#36
More acceptable than shitting yourself.
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#38
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I would have just done it, after asking for the bathroom of course.

I don't like pooing in strange new places. And I felt especially uncomfortable knowing it would have stink up their bathroom.
#39
No. It is far more acceptable (and efficient) to hold it in beyond your apex, bursting into shitty, wet, steamy smithereens all over the room you will be in at that moment. Preferably in the same room as them.
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