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#3
I want a love like his and his girlfriend's.
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#4
Is this the video where the dude's jacking off behind a plant and then his cat jumps at his junk?
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#5
Is this the new Asian girls thread?
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#6
"A real female, of course, smells, is dirty…" Masanobu said. "Of course, because it's a human being, it has lots of things. So we have this anime, isn't it clean and pretty?"

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#7
I love anime, However I do not fap to anime/hentia

ergo I disagree.

Discuss.
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#8
Who started this competition? Union Jake?
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#9
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Get. Out.


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#11
"A real female, of course, smells, is dirty…" Masanobu said. "Of course, because it's a human being, it has lots of things. So we have this anime, isn't it clean and pretty?"

That is disgusting.
#12
I lol @ the anime thread on UG, the majority of drawings in there are overtly sexual, if you say anything about it everyone strongly defends that they are merely "cute".

I don't find sexuality to be a big deal, I also don't think peoples obsessions with drawings are a big deal. Nonetheless, it is still pretty obvious that they are supposed to be erotic and that people beat to that lol.
#13
It makes sense. Not saying that I have a preference, but it's not strange for someone to prefer an image of what they find is beautiful rather than reality.

Then again, here's a Dali quote for perspective:
In the subconscious you **** ugly people, never beautiful, because the libido always desires something repulsive.
#14
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Who started this competition? Union Jake?







EDIT: Also, his girlfriend clearly needs to wash herself. He probably does to.
Last edited by Macabre_Turtle at Dec 26, 2011,
#15
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Is this the video where the dude's jacking off behind a plant and then his cat jumps at his junk?


Yes. Glad I'm not the only one that remembers this video for exactly that reason.
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#17
Who decided they wanted to be the worlds greatest jackoff?????
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#18
His record of over 9 continuous hours seems impressive but if you ask me I think the crown should go to the brazilian 16 year old who masturbated 42 consecutive times, even if he did die (I read about it on the bbc website)

Not sure I understand the anime thing really, although I suppose masturbation is all about fantasy.
#19
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Who decided they wanted to be the worlds greatest jackoff?????

Maybe he was runner-up last year.
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#21
More like Fapan, am I right?
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#24
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More like Fapan, am I right?

Just... terrible...
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#25
The cat in the video
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I wouldn't mind if every single anime fan in the world gets gassed.

Be nice!
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#26
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Not sure I understand the anime thing really, although I suppose masturbation is all about fantasy.

Unless you masturbate to women right infront of you any porn you watch is 2D just like anime/cartoons/whathaveyou. I can't personally get into looking at a drawing though
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#27
Simply incredible. That might just be the best thing I've ever seen in my entire life. When I got up this morning, as I sat in my dressing gown with my cereal watching reruns of some shite on Dave, I never imagined there would be some bloke halfway across the world who starts his day by wanking to cartoons for two hours in front of his girlfriend while she sits there making dresses or watching the Japanese Jeremy Kyle or whatever. Sorry, training. This is Japan after all.

You just don't think about this shit. This really does put a new perspective on things. One of those being that I'm now even more terrified of finding myself in Japan than I was before.
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#28
I don't give a shit if people whack off to doodleporn, but his reasoning is almost comical. "irl porn doesn't objectify women enough, nawm sayin'?"
#30
Quote by due 07
I don't give a shit if people whack off to doodleporn, but his reasoning is almost comical. "irl porn doesn't objectify women enough, nawm sayin'?"



Not to mention shit like this takes unfairly high standards pressed on women and raises them even further. Real girls aren't even good enough anymore. It's sad and it's pathetic.
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#31
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Is this the new Asian girls thread?
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Get. Out.
When did everyone start getting their old avatars back?
#32
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Just... terrible...

It was pretty nippon tuck for a second there.
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You should be careful what you say. Some asshole will probably sig it.

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I can fap to this. Keep going.
#34
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I wouldn't mind if every single anime fan in the world gets gassed.


I like anime and I don't understand the fascination with this shit. To each his own I say, but for obvious reasons I would never admit to liking anime in real life.
#35
Quote by palm mute
Unless you masturbate to women right infront of you any porn you watch is 2D just like anime/cartoons/whathaveyou. I can't personally get into looking at a drawing though


Even if your screen appears to be two dimensional, porn is still made of film clips of real life and real sex. Although filming is an art, the artistic part is all based on modified scenes of RL, drawing something that happens in RL is completely different than an innately realistic recording format.
#36
Quote by benonbass1
His record of over 9 continuous hours seems impressive but if you ask me I think the crown should go to the brazilian 16 year old who masturbated 42 consecutive times, even if he did die (I read about it on the bbc website)

Not sure I understand the anime thing really, although I suppose masturbation is all about fantasy.

Nope, the original came from a Spanish joke website and Western media just went hay-wire over it. The story is a complete fake.

This guy, however, is not. And that saddens me.
#38
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Well I think it's obvious that cleaner prettier things that don't smell bad are, well, cleaner and prettier and don't smell bad.

Excuse me for having good taste in women.
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#39
He has a point though.
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#40
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When did everyone start getting their old avatars back?

I know, right?
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she was saying things like... do you want to netflix and chill but just the chill part...too bad she'll never know that I only like the Netflix part...
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