#1
Sometimes I pull my pants down to fart so I dont stink my pants up. I cover my penis and scrotum with pig fat in order to keep them pornstar fresh. When I poop I spread my buttcheecks apart to lessen the wiping required later.

I hope to god Im not the only one
#2
keep hoping TS
If you do something right, no one will know you've done anything at all

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#6
Keep.


Hoping.


Ts.
If you do something right, no one will know you've done anything at all

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