#1
I was taking off my strings today and cleaning off my fret board. I felt inclined to smell my fret board and when I did, I was met with a horrid stench. Two questions;

How do I get my fret board to stop smelling like balls?

Would you suggest cleaning my fret board with lighter fluid? (It was suggested in a youtube vid as a substitute for a legitimate neck cleaning oil)
Just a sub-par guitar player..

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#3
Do a poo on it, it should counteract the balls smell.
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#5
Why get rid of it? I love me the smell of them balls
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#7
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Wash your hands before you play


This goes for your guitar and your balls.
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#9
Don't use lighter fluid. Just... don't. Pick up some lemon oil typically used to clean hardwood floors and clean it with that.
Last edited by SlayingDragons at Dec 27, 2011,
#11
Dunlop sells cleaning fluid foor fret boards and whatnot. You can use lemon oil or Orange glow, or any other cleaning supply you may have in your cabinet, but keep in mind that any hardwood cleaning agent is a) fairly expensive b) made for floors.

as for washing your hands, it will actually help not only keep your shit from smelling like balls, but it will also increase your string life (wipe the fretboard and strings afterward as well).

And, it goes without saying, dont play guitar with your balls. Or, if you're murderface, with your dick.
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#12
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Don't use lighter fluid. Just... don't. Pick up some lemon oil typically used to clean hardwood floors and clean it with that.


You're referring to the wood furniture polish? right?
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#14
Lemon oil, bro.
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#16
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Lemon oil, bro.

What this guy said. Also, quit playing right after you fap. Or at least wash your hands after you fap, and than play.
#17
Fap with your right hand.





Just don't put your pick in your mouth.
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