#1
being drunk and having a phone should be against the law

I seriously sent this message to my friend a couple of nights ago
"lol im drunk hey cone out tmr okay? My frje f has a shokkahsk it eould be col and we xandrimk. but its abicheob."
what other jems do you guys have
#2
I sent a text to my ex girlfriend a few days ago

"It would be nice to cum in your mouth".

I've asked her to stop texting me and contacting me for the last 6 months. And she did anyway. So I texted back that.
Although I was rather drunk I still did it intentionally as I was rather angry with her and just wanted to see her reaction. I don't want anything to do with her anymore and it hurts whenever she contacts me again.

Which she either doesn't realise or realises perfectly well.

But I realised just now that it was a rather ugly text. So I texted her an apology now.
sometimes I see us in a cymbal splash or in the sound of a car crash
Last edited by JohnnyGenzale at Dec 27, 2011,
#3
The weekly "text all the girls asking if they fancy a shag" text is an apparent favourite of mine.
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#5
I avoid my phone like the plague when I've been drinking. This one time an ex of mine started texting me while I was on acid. Not fun.
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#6
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#7
It doesn't affect my typing unless I'm totally smashed, so usually the only way to tell that I'm drunk texting is through the content of my messages.

I generally tell people I love them, or some variation of that.
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#9
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My writing retains full integrity under inebriation.

Mine too.
#11
I received a drunk text once.

"I'm drunk".
They made me do push ups in drag

I'm gonna have a really hard time if we're both cannibals and racists.

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#12
The only thing that's affected by drinking is my ability to hit the right keys, and grammar check. I only come out with really stupid shit in person, and if I've not said anything for a long time.
#13
I'm just very loving to people I haven't seen in a while.
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#14
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The weekly "text all the girls asking if they fancy a shag" text is an apparent favourite of mine.


"Hi guys, sorry for the blanket text, I know it's not very personal but I was just wondering if anyone's up for it?"

#15
I used to drunk text friends about how much I loved them, then the next day they'd all text me back asking how drunk I was the night before. I get really sentimental when I'm drunk. Thank God I don't drink anymore.
#16
I've had the next worse thing. I was drunk with a bunch of other people, and one of them got my phone, and started drunk texting on it while I was sleeping. I got it back the next morning, and my message history was cleared. I still have no idea what was said on that day.
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#17
Quote by JohnnyGenzale
I sent a text to my ex girlfriend a few days ago

"It would be nice to cum in your mouth".

I've asked her to stop texting me and contacting me for the last 6 months. And she did anyway. So I texted back that.
Although I was rather drunk I still did it intentionally as I was rather angry with her and just wanted to see her reaction. I don't want anything to do with her anymore and it hurts whenever she contacts me again.

Which she either doesn't realise or realises perfectly well.

But I realised just now that it was a rather ugly text. So I texted her an apology now.

you pussy
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#18
Quote by JAHellraiser
you pussy


Why? I don't want to be mean to her. I just want her to stop texting me. And I could've just avoided answering her text.
sometimes I see us in a cymbal splash or in the sound of a car crash