#1
It's everyone's favorite neo-nazi's birthday here in eastern standard time zone and she turns 19 tonight, so have a good one!

I got you everyone's favorite SS officer and crazy/badass doctor, Josef Mengele!



(funfact: when I went to upload the picture to tinypic, the captcha was 'know your rights' )
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thought I was dreaming
of you...


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#2
Nikki!!!! happy birthday!

I got you the Rev's resurrection!


May he drum forever in your honor.
#4
This chick is on my friends list but I don't know her

Happy birthday either way
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#5
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It's everyone's favorite neo-nazi's birthday here in eastern standard time zone and she turns 19 tonight, so have a good one!

I got you everyone's favorite SS officer and crazy/badass doctor, Josef Mengele!



(funfact: when I went to upload the picture to tinypic, the captcha was 'know your rights' )

Wait, what?
#7
Good god, this thread was ass-backwards at the original post.

281-330-8004, that's my cell phone number, hit me up on the low
#8
awwwwwwwwww<3 I LOVE YOU!!!!!! even though my boyfriend left me for his psycho ex-wife/babymamma. this is probably one of the best birthdays ever. chillin with his BADASS vietnam vet of a grandpa, watching movies with him, getting wasted, and all of my friends being so supportive. I love you all. I know whose truly here for me.


this is sad... the pit.... is here for me... wow.... <3
#12
Happy birthday, oh she whom I haven't yet partaken into a conversation with but know about nonetheless.
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#13
Happy birthday chick I honestly believed was a Neo-Nazi because of the OP
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#16
I don't know you but happy birthday!
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#17
Happy Birthday!


R.I.P. The Rev. One of the best.
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#19
Happy birthday, you beautiful, beautiful lady!
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#20
Happy birthday Wikki. I changed my avatar to something that isn't you making derp faces.

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#24
Awwwh you broke up? Well **** #4 or whatever it is.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

e-daughter of mine, YOU'RE GETTING OLD!


I got you this luger to remind you of the good old times



And this lesbian army girl, in the hope you'll turn to the dark side.

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#25
Happy birthday, got you an internet image of Hitler.

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#26
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awwwwwwwwww<3 I LOVE YOU!!!!!! even though my boyfriend left me for his psycho ex-wife/babymamma. this is probably one of the best birthdays ever. chillin with his BADASS vietnam vet of a grandpa, watching movies with him, getting wasted, and all of my friends being so supportive. I love you all. I know whose truly here for me.


this is sad... the pit.... is here for me... wow.... <3


I just cried a little. Nobody should ever have to depend on the pit. Nobody.
#27
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awwwwwwwwww<3 I LOVE YOU!!!!!! even though my boyfriend left me for his psycho ex-wife/babymamma. this is probably one of the best birthdays ever. chillin with his BADASS vietnam vet of a grandpa, watching movies with him, getting wasted, and all of my friends being so supportive. I love you all. I know whose truly here for me.


this is sad... the pit.... is here for me... wow.... <3


Just watch out that you don't get teabagged by Kensai.

Also happy birthday, person I haven't met but already think is pretty awesome.
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#28
Happy birthday, mein fuhrer!

I got you the goosestep!

I shall grant you three wishes.

None of which will work.


Does the above post enrage, offend or confuse you?

Good.


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#29
Happy Birthday, Wikki! I came to the pit to make this thread, but whatever!

I got you this:

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#30
We have the same name minus one k. I'm trippin...Edit oohhhh white Nikki...I geddit.
yo.

I BELIEVE
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#31
happy birthday! in keeping with theme, i got you a couple of movies:



i also got you... me. you can do whatever you want with me. anything
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#33
Happy birthday sweetie

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Just watch out that you don't get teabagged by Kensai.

Also happy birthday, person I haven't met but already think is pretty awesome.

She'd love it.
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#34
I like St. Anger. Ridicule me, daddy
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#36
lol White Nikki.
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