Poll: Would you hire an "escort?"
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Hell no!
96 66%
HELL YEAH!
50 34%
Voters: 146.
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#1
I'm 19 years old, I'm sexually deprived at this point in time, and I have the internet and too much time on my hands...


...I recently looked into purchasing an "escort."

I've been researching and checking out local websites and it seems pretty legitimate, and foolproof.

Would you guys ever do it?
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#2
If I had alot of money to spend, sure, why not, Charlie Sheen did it.
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#4
Too much time you say? Why not hit up some girls and get laid?
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#5
Quote by dudetheman
I'm 19 years old,
I'm sexually deprived at this point in time,
and I have the internet and too much time on my hands...


Porn.

You're welcome.

For a more serious response:
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Too much time you say? Why not hit up some girls and get laid?

This.^
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#10
On the internet? Fuck naw.

They have sites to find those no-strings-fuck-buddies and stuff, but still naw.

Save up, go to Amsterdam, get high, see the awesome sights, get laid. Repeat.
#12
Hahahaha

Why not just go on the Craigslist personals? They seem terribly sad and lonely.
#13
Quote by dudetheman
I'm 19 years old, I'm sexually deprived at this point in time, and I have the internet and too much time on my hands...


...I recently looked into purchasing an "escort."

I've been researching and checking out local websites and it seems pretty legitimate, and foolproof.

Would you guys ever do it?

Not sure if pun...

Anyways, I don't know. If it's the first time then nah, but if it's not then sure, why not. Just don't cheap out because then you'll end up with what you pay for.
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#14
Quote by rockingamer2
Too much time you say? Why not hit up some girls and get laid?


I probably COULD do that but...I don't really give half a fuck about any of that.

I'm not trying to explore my emotions or go on dates or any of that shit with a girl, I really just wanna get laid.
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#18
Without going into morals, I can safely say I would not simply because I wouldn't have sex with a stranger without using a condom, and sex with a condom just isn't fun enough for me to want it enough to pay for it.
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#20
I'm not sure. On one hand i'd say that sex is just sex and you could pay for it if you want. On the other hand, i would be hesitant personally. Maybe its because i'm a virgin who wants to get that milestone out of the way through more 'legitimate' means or because of the social stigma attached.

I'd say that if you just want poontang and you don't care about what people think, do it. Although if you didn't care about what people think you wouldn't be asking the pit so theres your answer.
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#21
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Just don't cheap out because then you'll end up with what you pay for.


Sound advice for buyng riskily cheap electronics as well as hiring women.
#24
Fly to Vegas. They have clean and legal brothels outside the city.
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#25
I don't have anything against it, nor do I have a "holier than thou" attitude about it. It just sounds really expensive for one time. If I had a lot of money to throw around, it might be something I'd consider.
#26
Quote by dudetheman
I probably COULD do that but...I don't really give half a fuck about any of that.

I'm not trying to explore my emotions or go on dates or any of that shit with a girl, I really just wanna get laid.

Which is why people go to clubs and bars. To get messed up and get laid.


It's not that ****ing hard.
#29
Quote by dudetheman
I probably COULD do that but...I don't really give half a fuck about any of that.

I'm not trying to explore my emotions or go on dates or any of that shit with a girl, I really just wanna get laid.

dafuck?

Like I said, hit up some girls. Go to a club or something. It's possible to get laid without all of that...
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#30
Quote by ali.guitarkid7
Which is why people go to clubs and bars. To get messed up and get laid.


It's not that ****ing hard.
You're from Dubai aren't you? Well yeah, I could see it being very easy in a city like that.
#32
Where you at, TS?

In Australia, you can go to a licensed, professional brothel. There's security guarding the rooms, making sure the girls are safe, and the girls are tested for STDs each month and can only continue to work if they're clean.

Arguably, you're safer banging a prostitute in Oz than picking up chicks in pubs.
#33
Quote by ali.guitarkid7
Which is why people go to clubs and bars. To get messed up and get laid.


It's not that ****ing hard.



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#34
You'd probably be better off saving your money and just jacking off all night.
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#35
if you have the money for a prostitute, you have enough money for dinner, alcohol, and a cheap hotel room
#36
Quote by Portuguese_boy
Don't get a cheap one though, you can get some 10/10 escorts if you have serious cash

Yeah, definitely, don't cheap out if you have the $, you could buy yourself a nice top of the range model.
#38
Quote by fungusigloo
if you have the money for a prostitute, you have enough money for dinner, alcohol, and a cheap hotel room
...I mean, this is hardly convincing. If you're saying these two are equally priced, which for the sake of argument lets say they are, the prostitute not only will save a lot more time, but it will be almost a guarantee of action. The dinner date will not only take up half your day, but it's not at all inconceivable that there might not be some action just because you bought the girl dinner and a drink.


Some of you guys are really having this useless "holier than thou" attitude about the whole thing.
Last edited by The Madcap at Dec 28, 2011,
#39
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You'd probably be better off saving your money and just jacking off all night.


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