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#1
That was once said by the late great Colonel Sanders.

post awesome quotes in this thread.

"you miss 100% of the shots you don't take, - Wayne Gretzky" - Michael Scott

"I likeh make sexy time with my mother-in-law" - Boratt

"What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us." - Ralph Waldeo Emerson

"We are not special. We are not crap or trash either. We just are. We just are, and what happens just happens." - Tyler Durden



^ the best pirate ever

:Why is the rum always gone?" - Captain Jack Sparrow
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Quote by Amuro Jay
I'm gonna need specific instructions again on how to properly dance with my pants on my head.
Quote by lolmnt
First you put your pants on your head.
Second you dance.
Third you wipe off all the pussy.
#3
Quote by CoreysMonster
"Dude." - Bill and Ted

So deep.
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Quote by Amuro Jay
I'm gonna need specific instructions again on how to properly dance with my pants on my head.
Quote by lolmnt
First you put your pants on your head.
Second you dance.
Third you wipe off all the pussy.
#4
"A kid needs a pet cobra"- Barney Stinson
Quote by tattyreagh
He's the hero The Pit deserves but not the one it needs right now. So, we'll hunt him, because he can take it. Because he's not our hero. He's a silent guardian. A watchful protector. GbAdimDb5m7.


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#7
Someone has said that it requires less mental effort to condemn than to think.
#8
"Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they're not after you." - Kurt Cobain

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#9
"Darkness is not the opposite of light, but the absence of it. And by bringing these things to light is not to bring terror to the people, but to bring comfort, to bring control, to bring a sense of empowerment to everyone who hears this." -Dr. Bill Deagle
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I once used a Jackson V to play Wildwood Flower. The ghosts of Randy Rhoads and Mother Maybelle Carter made my walls bleed for a week.
#10
Quote by due 07
Someone has said that it requires less mental effort to condemn than to think.

Pff, post something that isn't pretentious crap maybe for one time.
Quote by tattyreagh
He's the hero The Pit deserves but not the one it needs right now. So, we'll hunt him, because he can take it. Because he's not our hero. He's a silent guardian. A watchful protector. GbAdimDb5m7.


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#11
Quote by bradulator

You have no idea how much I laughed at this.....






More than nine times which is shown in this lol stack.
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Quote by Amuro Jay
I'm gonna need specific instructions again on how to properly dance with my pants on my head.
Quote by lolmnt
First you put your pants on your head.
Second you dance.
Third you wipe off all the pussy.
#12
Quote by bradulator

Isn't that Gandalf?
Quote by tattyreagh
He's the hero The Pit deserves but not the one it needs right now. So, we'll hunt him, because he can take it. Because he's not our hero. He's a silent guardian. A watchful protector. GbAdimDb5m7.


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#13
Quote by Csoldier83
"Darkness is not the opposite of light, but the absence of it. And by bringing these things to light is not to bring terror to the people, but to bring comfort, to bring control, to bring a sense of empowerment to everyone who hears this." -Dr. Bill Deagle

Doesn't Dr. Samuel Loomis say something like that too in Halloween?
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Quote by Amuro Jay
I'm gonna need specific instructions again on how to properly dance with my pants on my head.
Quote by lolmnt
First you put your pants on your head.
Second you dance.
Third you wipe off all the pussy.
#14
"Cool is a knowledge, a way of life." - Lewis MacAdams.
“Just to sum up: I would do various things very quickly.” - Donald Trump
#15
Quote by GbAdimDb5m7
Isn't that Gandalf?

A yoda quote

with a dumbledore name

with a picture of Handalf

thatsthejoke.jpg
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Quote by Amuro Jay
I'm gonna need specific instructions again on how to properly dance with my pants on my head.
Quote by lolmnt
First you put your pants on your head.
Second you dance.
Third you wipe off all the pussy.
#16
Quote by GbAdimDb5m7
Pff, post something that isn't pretentious crap maybe for one time.

Yeah... good luck with that.
#17
Quote by GbAdimDb5m7
Isn't that Gandalf?

Nope it's Ron Paul, but I can see how you might think that

“Just to sum up: I would do various things very quickly.” - Donald Trump
#18
Quote by bradulator
Nope it's Ron Paul, but I can see how you might think that


That's actually Gandalf the White, wearing a grey cloak.
#19
Quote by due 07
Yeah... good luck with that.

You can do it, I believe in you.

"Yes we can"-Will smith
Quote by tattyreagh
He's the hero The Pit deserves but not the one it needs right now. So, we'll hunt him, because he can take it. Because he's not our hero. He's a silent guardian. A watchful protector. GbAdimDb5m7.


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#20
Quote by CoreysMonster
"Dude." - Bill and Ted


His sig
Father of ilikepirates And icesk8erqueen8
every man on here who tries to touch them will get his dick chopped off.

E-married to Shyne <3



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#21
Interviewer: "So Frank, you have long hair. Does that make you a woman?"

Frank Zappa: "You have a wooden leg. Does that make you a table?"

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#22

Misfits - Rudy Wade

"I'm more of an E.T. man, I fucking love that little cunt"

"Do you know how rare it is to find a girl who genuienly, honest to God, absolutely loves it up the arse?"
Quote by lambofgod127
btw im in hs and im almost 18 so if u do think she was flirting with me dont say that its wrong im almost a grown man.




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#23
Quote by shwilly
Interviewer: "So Frank, you have long hair. Does that make you a woman?"

Frank Zappa: "You have a wooden leg. Does that make you a table?"

"I am the TABLE!!!!!!!!!!!!" - Jame Htfield
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Quote by Amuro Jay
I'm gonna need specific instructions again on how to properly dance with my pants on my head.
Quote by lolmnt
First you put your pants on your head.
Second you dance.
Third you wipe off all the pussy.
#24
Quote by Butt Rayge
That's actually Gandalf the White, wearing a grey cloak.

“Just to sum up: I would do various things very quickly.” - Donald Trump
#25
Quote by Butt Rayge
That's actually Gandalf the White, wearing a grey cloak.

Could you be more wrong?
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Quote by Amuro Jay
I'm gonna need specific instructions again on how to properly dance with my pants on my head.
Quote by lolmnt
First you put your pants on your head.
Second you dance.
Third you wipe off all the pussy.
#26
DOES YOUR MIND CONTROL YOU ? OR DO YOU CONTROL YOUR MIND? IM STARTING TO FEEL THE EARTH IS A GIANT BODY AND WE ARE CELLS AS HUMANS

BALANDADNADANG

First I park my car, then I fuck yo' bitch.

Give it up one time for the player haters. Y'all motivate me -- so I gotta thank you.

I like girls legs and feet for some reason I feel weird.

i like the girl in paramore

U are human so you are alive, we are family so we are amazing tonight is the night for ummmmmm a humble beckoning of roses.

I FOUND MY POKEMON CARDS YESTERDAY
#27
Quote by due 07
DOES YOUR MIND CONTROL YOU ? OR DO YOU CONTROL YOUR MIND? IM STARTING TO FEEL THE EARTH IS A GIANT BODY AND WE ARE CELLS AS HUMANS

BALANDADNADANG

First I park my car, then I fuck yo' bitch.

Give it up one time for the player haters. Y'all motivate me -- so I gotta thank you.

I like girls legs and feet for some reason I feel weird.

i like the girl in paramore

U are human so you are alive, we are family so we are amazing tonight is the night for ummmmmm a humble beckoning of roses.

I FOUND MY POKEMON CARDS YESTERDAY


Hi Zach. You and I are hosting a game of mafia after New Years.
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#28
Quote by chaos13
Hi Zach. You and I are hosting a game of mafia after New Years.

BALANDADNADANG
#29
Quote by due 07
BALANDADNADANG


Yes, we are. You have no choice.
Tool
Sleep
Gojira
Puscifer
Neurosis
Sunn O)))
Meshuggah
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Lucid Dreaming Thread
#30
Quote by due 07
BALANDADNADANG

Come chat niggity wiggity.
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Quote by Amuro Jay
I'm gonna need specific instructions again on how to properly dance with my pants on my head.
Quote by lolmnt
First you put your pants on your head.
Second you dance.
Third you wipe off all the pussy.
#31
"I don't suppose you could kiss my ass?" - Jesse Pinkman
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Quote by Amuro Jay
I'm gonna need specific instructions again on how to properly dance with my pants on my head.
Quote by lolmnt
First you put your pants on your head.
Second you dance.
Third you wipe off all the pussy.
#33
Quote by Butt Rayge
I definitely couldn't be more confused.

"I definitely couldn't be more drunk" - JayT55
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I'm gonna need specific instructions again on how to properly dance with my pants on my head.
Quote by lolmnt
First you put your pants on your head.
Second you dance.
Third you wipe off all the pussy.
#34
Quote by JayT44
"I definitely couldn't be more drunk" - JayT55

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Quote by Amuro Jay
I'm gonna need specific instructions again on how to properly dance with my pants on my head.
Quote by lolmnt
First you put your pants on your head.
Second you dance.
Third you wipe off all the pussy.
#35
*insert Bill Hicks quotes in here*

Yes, that's right. All of them.

Quote by JayT44
Could you be more wrong?


Some people like cupcakes exclusively, while myself, I say there is naught nor ought there be nothing so exalted on the face of God's grey Earth as that prince of foods:



the muffin!
Last edited by sebastian_96 at Dec 29, 2011,
#36
Quote by sebastian_96
*insert Bill Hicks quotes in here*

Yes, that's right. All of them.



Is that Tyson CHandler?
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Quote by Amuro Jay
I'm gonna need specific instructions again on how to properly dance with my pants on my head.
Quote by lolmnt
First you put your pants on your head.
Second you dance.
Third you wipe off all the pussy.
#37
"Football is like chess, only without the dice." - Lukas Podolski.
"If God exists, there's no way he is French" - Andrea Pirlo

S A D B O Y S
#38
"crack cocain is more likely to kill you than snorting cocaine" - chaos13
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Quote by Amuro Jay
I'm gonna need specific instructions again on how to properly dance with my pants on my head.
Quote by lolmnt
First you put your pants on your head.
Second you dance.
Third you wipe off all the pussy.
#39
"JayT44 is the worst mod ever" - Everyone on UG ever.

>_>
"If God exists, there's no way he is French" - Andrea Pirlo

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