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#1
How come atheists are all like "God isn't real" but when they're asked the date, they'd mention the year number as well? I mean, Jesus died 2011 years ago and if they're like "The year is 2011" then they must believe in Jesus since it has been 2011 years since his death.

I'm an atheist and I find this retarded. Discuss.
#2
I find it retarded that you care! And that you find it retarded! So BOOM
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#3
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I'm an atheist and I find this retarded. Discuss.

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#5
Clearly atheism has succumbed to the mainstream. Hipsterism needs a new religion!
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#6
What? I use the chinese calendar. 1 billion chinese people can't be wong.
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#10
i liked the premise of the thread, but op's retarded logic makes me weep tears of regret
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What? I use the chinese calendar. 1 billion chinese people can't be wong.
lol I love yung people humor
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#13
can't tell if TS is serious or retarded.
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#15
Well, whether or not you like it. It has become norm to use the christian calendar. It's not a problem for me, the main goal with using something like a timeline and a method on how to measure it is that everyone can relate to it. Otherwise the whole point of it is obsolete and you might aswell not use one at all as you will not be able to discuss time, years yada yada with people who have their entirely different calendar.
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#19
Yep, Jesus died in 0.
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#22
Anno Domini, not After Death. It's after the birth of Christ, not the death. Besides that, go on and try to say years according to you, and not the world. As a Zoroastrianist, I say you're retarded TS.
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#23
Well, TS, do you have an alternative?
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#24
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How come atheists are all like "God isn't real" but when they're asked the date, they'd mention the year number as well? I mean, Jesus died 2011 years ago and if they're like "The year is 2011" then they must believe in Jesus since it has been 2011 years since his death.

I'm an atheist and I find this retarded. Discuss.

Last edited by true_bacon22 at Dec 29, 2011,
#25
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can't tell if TS is serious or retarded.
I'm being serious.

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Well, whether or not you like it. It has become norm to use the christian calendar. It's not a problem for me, the main goal with using something like a timeline and a method on how to measure it is that everyone can relate to it. Otherwise the whole point of it is obsolete and you might aswell not use one at all as you will not be able to discuss time, years yada yada with people who have their entirely different calendar.
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#26
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I don't think atheists wonder if Jesus existed, but if God exists.


Nope, I'm pretty skeptical as to whether Jesus even existed.
#27
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TS you're an idiot.

Sadly there's truth in this, TS.

The years we use are based upon the Gregorian Calendar, if I'm right. It's a system people use, regardless of religion. There are some exceptions. But it's so commonly used that you're not a "bad atheist" if you use a calendar originally created by christians.
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#30
Ah, another great thread Represent. You really are quite an intellectual.


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#31
Yeah, because now we're actually living in the year 66 after Hiroshima...
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Srs. You're just stupid and persistent enough that I could have fun flaming you, but I don't want to get another warning.

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#33
Did you even think before you wrote the OP?
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#34
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Nope, I'm pretty skeptical as to whether Jesus even existed.


...based on what?
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Quote by Represent
How come atheists are all like "God isn't real" but when they're asked the date, they'd mention the year number as well? I mean, Jesus died 2011 years ago and if they're like "The year is 2011" then they must believe in Jesus since it has been 2011 years since his death.

I'm an atheist and I find this retarded. Discuss.


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#40
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...based on what?


There only being a few reliable accounts of anybody Jesus-like outside of christian scripture, and the ones that are reliable have little to no historical value.

Although I am only skeptical, I'm open to changing those ideas.

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