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From a link someone posted earlier...


So tell me pit, what does your google search history look like? What are the last 10 things on the list?

If you were being judged by that particular list, what would the verdict be?

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Last edited by unet at Dec 30, 2011,
#3
Oh, fuck that shit.
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#4
You think I keep my history? HA!
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#5
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You think I keep my history? HA!


This. I would be locked up for life if a jury was to see my history on google.
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#7
1. Luis Suarez
2. Suarez middle finger
3. Nicole Graves
4. Tiote Newcastle
5. Mr. T
6. Pixie Lott short hair
7. Kesha
8. Ace Frehely Gear
9. Marshall JVM410h
10. Shure SM57

I suppose there's a pornstar in there and two fit singers but that's about it for the embarressing stuff

If my Facebook history was looked at then I'd probably end up arrested for stalking. Just realised how much I go on this one girls profile. Should probably ask her out...
'And after a while, you can work on points for style.
Like the club tie, and the firm handshake,
A certain look in the eye and an easy smile.'

'You have to be trusted by the people that you lie to,
So that when they turn their backs on you,
You'll get the chance to put the knife in.'
Last edited by digman50 at Dec 30, 2011,
#8
Nothing to be embarrassed or ashamed of would be in it
They made me do push ups in drag

I'm gonna have a really hard time if we're both cannibals and racists.

Don't dress as a whore, he'll thump you.

I'm a firework, primed to go off
#9
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This. I would be locked up for life if a jury was to see my history on google.

You should be locked up for life just for being a scummy bastard.
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#10
i'd be frowned upon more than anything, thats if i decide to keep my history
Please call me Rainer, was 16 and empty minded when I made my profile.

Sometimes I talk to myself too...but never on the internet.
#11
Joke's on you, I use Bing!
^^The above is a Cryptic Metaphor^^


"To know the truth of history is to realize its ultimate myth and its inevitable ambiguity." Everything is made up and the facts don't matter.


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#12
1 Bron Ya Aur
2 Quiznos gift card balance
3 subway
4 says its weird talking to me now
5 a foot in the door pink floyd
6 welcome to a world that isn't even worth dying for
7 sticks and stones may break my bones but a 357
8 casa de kick lyrics infectious grooves
9 mas boraccho zip
10 groove family cyco zip

Nothing too bad, except for number 4
And I guess 9 and 10 are shameful.

Those are only the most recent ones though, I'm scared to go through my search history, there are some things that are best left untouched.
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#13
**** that shit. I would go into hiding.
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#15
The last things I typed into google were:

1. Chimp lactation sex
2. African tribal nudes
3. Bulbasaur cosplay
4. Superbass Nicki Minaj
5. 40 oz butt spank

Other than number 4, nothing to be ashamed about.
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#16
Yeah, how do I find my search history?
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#17
1. cute little girls
2. little girls
3. assisted suicide legality
4. loli
5. lolidom
6. self incarceration
7. DFC
8. Futa loli
9. Esperanza Spalding
10. How to stop being a pedophile

Just the top ten, there were a lot more but I think it ranks by frequency.
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#18
Assorted skyrim queries
Random naked celebrity queries
Loads of Chemistry questions
Random questions that come up in conversations


Not too bad
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Joke's on you, you use Bing.
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#21
Phantasy Star online 1&2
Treehouse of Horror VII
IMDB
Dallas Season 8
Depression Symptoms
Ital Melody
mothe*****
Free online guitar tuner
7 String gauge
Ibanez Rg7321

that's as far as I can see using the toolbar.
#22
Quote by digman50
If my Facebook history was looked at then I'd probably end up arrested for stalking. Just realised how much I go on this one girls profile. Should probably ask her out...

Do it. And report back to the Pit with results.

My search history for today included tons of different types of foods.
#24
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Phantasy Star online 1&2
Treehouse of Horror VII
IMDB
Dallas Season 8
Depression Symptoms
Ital Melody
mothe*****
Free online guitar tuner
7 String gauge
Ibanez Rg7321

that's as far as I can see using the toolbar.

If I was watching up to 8 seasons of Dallas, I'd be depressed too.
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#25
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If I was watching up to 8 seasons of Dallas, I'd be depressed too.



LOL

I dont watch Dallas, I heard it mention on a simpsons commentary and was curious about that ''dream'' season
#26
What allows memories to form
Porn
Curriolis effect
White Garfield pill report
Born of osiris
Porn
Purple Garfield pill report
Megadeth discography

That's all my Google tells me thus far.
#30
I didn't even know you could keep track of your google history.. most of my google searches are panda's or bunnies or kittens.. nothing embarrassing really.
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I didn't even know you could keep track of your google history.. most of my google searches are panda's or bunnies or kittens.. nothing embarrassing really.

lol Adorable.
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#32
Is anybody gonna tell me how to actually do this.
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#33
porn
porn
porn
porn
porn
porn
porn
porn
porn
porn
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#34
me and my friend have a deal that if one of us dies we immediately delete their internet history
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#35
Quote by ShevanelFlip
Phantasy Star online 1&2
Treehouse of Horror VII
IMDB
Dallas Season 8
Depression Symptoms
Ital Melody
mothe*****
Free online guitar tuner
7 String gauge
Ibanez Rg7321

that's as far as I can see using the toolbar.

Love that game

Anyway, mine....
ps2 slim not reading discs
bolt thrower
diarrhea (googled it to spell it >_> )
jo bench
we are the void
silent hill ost
edarem gif
seems legit spongebob
raspberri pi
random password generator

Nothing to be ashamed about here, me thinks
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#36
Not sure how to view my last searches, but I don't think they're really anything bad
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#37
Yeah, how do you check you google search history? I know how to check my browser history, but that's a bit different. The last 10 pages would all be UG and Facebook.
#38
1. department of redundancy
2. super mario rpg
3. wolverine: old man logan
4. overdone
5. hamilton 16 imax
6. skyrim how do i burn the beehives
7. soundcloud the cocaine bebop
8. it's alright it's ok satellite commander
9. if wishes were horses, we'd all be cowboys
10. 30 days of night
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1. department of redundancy
2. super mario rpg
3. wolverine: old man logan
4. overdone
5. hamilton 16 imax
6. skyrim how do i burn the beehives
7. soundcloud the cocaine bebop
8. it's alright it's ok satellite commander
9. if wishes were horses, we'd all be cowboys
10. 30 days of night

A-HA! Just use any fire spell you dringus! Can't believe you had to Google it.
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#40
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A-HA! Just use any fire spell you dringus! Can't believe you had to Google it.

I thought there was a special quest-specific way and I didn't want to ruin it and alert the mercenaries, ya jerk.
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