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#2
Your chances are the same as when she was married.
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i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

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#3
Quote by element4433
Your chances are the same as when she was married.


Not true.


I'll think of a reason why later.
#6
Quote by BDR_23
Who would want the skankbag anyway? There are much hotter girls.

"Oh, BRD_23, I want you to fuck me right here in your computer chair."
"No thanks skankbag, there are much hotter girls."

Lol but really.
#8
Hook up with katy perry? but then I'd have to pretend I like her music. Now let me tell you

I would do anything for love


But I won't do that. (oh no)
#9
Quote by RU Experienced?
Have you seen her breasts?


yep
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#10
Lol I just don't find her attractive. I have different tastes I suppose.
I remember on Jay Leno awhile ago he said that celebrity marriages should be outlawed, I think I agree haha.
I'm not a breast man really, I don't care about breast size.
#11
Quote by BDR_23
Who would want the skankbag anyway? There are much hotter girls.


lol ok.
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#12
Quote by Mack56
Hook up with katy perry? but then I'd have to pretend I like her music. Now let me tell you

I would do anything for love


But I won't do that. (oh no)


I could do that.
#13
Katy Perry is a 7/10 at most, and that's pushing it.


Not as much as her forehead pushes her hairline though.
#16
She looks like the type of nasty slut to go all "kardashian" and bang an entire basketball team. You can have her.
#17
Quote by BDR_23
Lol I just don't find her attractive. I have different tastes I suppose.
I remember on Jay Leno awhile ago he said that celebrity marriages should be outlawed, I think I agree haha.
I'm not a breast man really, I don't care about breast size.

Suspect gay.
#18
Quote by StewieSwan
Who gives a shit?

Celebrity gossip is my guilty pleasure. :3
#19
Quote by Mack56
Hook up with katy perry? but then I'd have to pretend I like her music. Now let me tell you

I would do anything for love

But I won't do that. (oh no)


Well, if she stopped making music and got a real job, then you'd hit that, right?

I mean, I would. Even if I had to listen to that fireworks song.
#21
Quote by BDR_23
Who would want the skankbag anyway? There are much hotter girls.

And there's a whole lot more ugly, either way you're a jackass.
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#22
Quote by BDR_23
Lol I just don't find her attractive. I have different tastes I suppose.
I remember on Jay Leno awhile ago he said that celebrity marriages should be outlawed, I think I agree haha.
I'm not a breast man really, I don't care about breast size.

Apparently your taste is Jay Leno... so there's probably something wrong.
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#25
Quote by due 07
Celebrity gossip is my guilty pleasure. :3



That's gay, bro.
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#26
Quote by Teh Traineez0rz
And there's a whole lot more ugly, either way you're a jackass.

How am I a jackass?
#27
Quote by StewieSwan
That's gay, bro.

Hey, at least I'm not into Jay Leno like that other guy.
#29
Sorry lads, but I'm the reason she broke it up with Russell.


Bitch couldn't resist me.
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#32
Quote by due 07
Hey, at least I'm not into Jay Leno like that other guy.



You sigged brodom
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#33
Quote by Tanglewoodguit
Zoey Deschanel is better at being Katy Perry than Katy Perry


she doesn't have big enough tits
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#34
Quote by Teh Traineez0rz
Cause you say dumb shit.


What I said wasn't dumb. Not everyone shares the same idea of beauty as everyone else.
#36
Quote by BDR_23
What I said wasn't dumb. Not everyone shares the same idea of beauty as everyone else.


who care i would ram them both.
#37
Quote by The Madcap

I don't find Katy Perry attractive, come at me.
In my heart I'm with you

every night
#38
Quote by Tanglewoodguit
Zoey Deschanel is better at being Katy Perry than Katy Perry


but she didn't sing California Girls with Snoop. That's gangsta cred.
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#39
Quote by StewieSwan
You sigged brodom

I couldn't stop laughing when I read that.
#40
Quote by BDR_23
What I said wasn't dumb. Not everyone shares the same idea of beauty as everyone else.

That pretty much renders your first post as walrus semen then.

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