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#1
...what do you guys do? Have you ever had things go extremely serious on you at a moment's notice?

How do you deal with the situation?

For example, tonight I broke up a fight between two of my drunk friends, and then I spent like 40 minutes listening to one of them and consoling him, etc. (he was incredibly drunk). He revealed a lot of stuff about their friendship I never knew, basically told me all his personal feelings about things, his depression, and then he LITERALLY cried on my shoulder.

Yeah, and this all happened way faster that it should have. No build-up or anything, I was just thrown into the situation.

Stories guys?
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#3
I may have been in a few but I can't remember exactly.

I bet you being there helped him a lot though.
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#4
I thought this would be related to the escort thread... how did that go anyway?
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#6
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I thought this would be related to the escort thread... how did that go anyway?




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#7
Same. Been there. Best to just keep a cool head and keep an eye out for flares. I've broken up my fair share of fights between friends.
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#9
I saved a f*cking school bus, I'm not even joking hey. The driver left the bus and it rolled on a steep ass hill while it was full of passengers.

Had to run & epic dive up the bus to pull the handbrake on before we rolled into the fiery pits of hell...... or another car....
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#11
A friend of mine tells me jokingly that my love of metal is like a religion and I say something along the lines of how is me liking how something sounds like blindly believing in a sadistic fairy tale god who hates me and then finding out the two girls right next to us are christian and go to church to which I reply why is the most accusing tone (a bit to the point when drunk) Then I find out one copes with her family wanting to **** her with christianity which led to crying on multiple occasions and i dealt with it my trying to get her not to be christian and have less guilt ridden and amoral outlook on life(didn't work just more crying)
#12
I turn up my iPod and let others deal - so I only can mime the stories really ..
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#13
I got robbed by 3 dumbass with a knife. Shit got pretty real for me there.I got it coming tho .... was kinda my fault
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#14
I've had to jump in to fights to help my friends before, that about as real as things get for me. Most of them were between the ages of 10 and 14 though, there's only been one that I can remember since then, when I was 16. I had recently had eight beer that time, so I wasn't in the best condition to fight. Won anyway though, more or less. And I still ****ing hate that guy more than I've ever disliked another human being in my life.
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#16
The way I deal with situations like that is by pretending I'm too stupid to know what's going on. Works most of the time.
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#17
I'm pretty bad in most serious situations, I just try to make everything a joke. So when shit gets real I leave before I can offend anybody.
#18
I can honestly say I've never been in a situation that got really serious. Let's hope it stays that way.
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#19
I guess I'm just calm about it and take things as they come.

That's really all you can do unless you literally just run away from it, but that's just stupid unless your life is in danger.
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#20
this girl started punchin my face because i was innocently hooking up with her friend, and i was too drunk to defend myself so it got pretty real. eventually my soberer friend held her back but it lasted a good while.
#21
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I got robbed by 3 dumbass with a knife. Shit got pretty real for me there.I got it coming tho .... was kinda my fault


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#22
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#23
I'm usually the person who doesn't know the person who got into a fight/got alcohol poisoning/got arrested/whatever so I've never been in a real "shit got real" situation.

The closest is when I was at a party and the boyfriend of a girl I was into got drunk and started shouting at her. I comforted her and shit, then later he tried to punch her (was so drunk he missed) and I would've probably done some serious damage but he backed off after having a little hissy fit.
#24
One time in my town they were building what I think was supposed to be a school. I was in 7th grade and my friends and I decided we should go in and look around. Anyways, on the third floor of the building, a security saw us down a hall. So we sprinted down two flights of stairs, and down at least 4 hallways and hauled ass into the woods next to the building. We laughed about it afterwards, but during the escape shit got REAL. That security guard had a gun and everything man.
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#25
An advise, drink less, stay cool. Then you can control youself better on such situations. Just read some serious books.
#27
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The way I deal with situations like that is by pretending I'm too stupid to know what's going on. Works most of the time.


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I'm pretty bad in most serious situations, I just try to make everything a joke. So when shit gets real I leave before I can offend anybody.



I've used both of these. They have worked. But can also backfire on you.

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#28
I was eating these saltines crackers and I ran out. I threw the bag on the floor and said **** it
That's about as real as my shit gets.
#29
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Aye, it's human nature, isn't it?



Stupidity? I'm starting to believe so....as this example prove it can effect even the greatest of us (me).


#30
Last time shit got real for me was when I was 7.

I used to think it was chocolate.
#31
I was at a party last night and some drunk girl decided to climb onto the island counter in the middle of the kitchen and start dancing whilst completely pissed and in the longest heels I've seen in my life. I got her down and she went straight back up, only this time she walked, tripped over the sink and smacked her head on the granite counter top. Knocked herself out cold. I was the only guy who knew any form of first aid (wanting to be a doctor ftw!). As i looked it over I could see that she'd cracked her head open. Everyone else was too drunk to be useful so I had to carry her to the couch, get her ice and hold it for her and call an ambulance (that proved to be hard as I had no idea where i was :/ ) Then I had to go to the hospital with her and wasted a good few hours there. When we could finally leave I had to stay up with her for 24 hours and not let her eat or drink.

That fucked up my night
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#32
Was out at a bar with some friends of mine when one of them was taken into an alley with 3 girls. They'd been flirting all night so none of us really suspected anything until he came back looking like he'd be beaten and raped. Shit got real when we went looking for them and found them with two guys with knives.

And walking home once I managed to avoid being mugged by chavs when they came up to me and asked me for the time, I just gave them the "I just killed someone and I'm still bloodthirsty" look and smile and they shat themselves and ran off.
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#33
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I was at a party last night and some drunk girl decided to climb onto the island counter in the middle of the kitchen and start dancing whilst completely pissed and in the longest heels I've seen in my life. I got her down and she went straight back up, only this time she walked, tripped over the sink and smacked her head on the granite counter top. Knocked herself out cold. I was the only guy who knew any form of first aid (wanting to be a doctor ftw!). As i looked it over I could see that she'd cracked her head open. Everyone else was too drunk to be useful so I had to carry her to the couch, get her ice and hold it for her and call an ambulance (that proved to be hard as I had no idea where i was :/ ) Then I had to go to the hospital with her and wasted a good few hours there. When we could finally leave I had to stay up with her for 24 hours and not let her eat or drink.

That fucked up my night

But you banged her later, yes? You kind of have an edge here, chicks dig dudes who save their lives.
#34
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I was at a party last night and some drunk girl decided to climb onto the island counter in the middle of the kitchen and start dancing whilst completely pissed and in the longest heels I've seen in my life. I got her down and she went straight back up, only this time she walked, tripped over the sink and smacked her head on the granite counter top. Knocked herself out cold. I was the only guy who knew any form of first aid (wanting to be a doctor ftw!). As i looked it over I could see that she'd cracked her head open. Everyone else was too drunk to be useful so I had to carry her to the couch, get her ice and hold it for her and call an ambulance (that proved to be hard as I had no idea where i was :/ ) Then I had to go to the hospital with her and wasted a good few hours there. When we could finally leave I had to stay up with her for 24 hours and not let her eat or drink.

That fucked up my night



Good shit helping her out though and going to the hospital with her and whatnot.
#35
Shit got real for me when my friend and I got mugged by a half-drunk-half-crazy guy with a knife. Our choice of action:
Run, Forrest, run! Went pretty damn good as far as I'm concerned.


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#36
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I haven't done it yet.

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#37
Damn, I would have pulled one of these..

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#38
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A friend of mine tells me jokingly that my love of metal is like a religion and I say something along the lines of how is me liking how something sounds like blindly believing in a sadistic fairy tale god who hates me and then finding out the two girls right next to us are christian and go to church to which I reply why is the most accusing tone (a bit to the point when drunk) Then I find out one copes with her family wanting to **** her with christianity which led to crying on multiple occasions and i dealt with it my trying to get her not to be christian and have less guilt ridden and amoral outlook on life(didn't work just more crying)

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#39
Last satuarday i got into a little fight with one of my best friends (damn you alcohol!) at a party. Luckily it was just some pushing, at a certain moment i feel security guys smack me to the ground. While i was down I gave him an elbow to the head ( broken nose or so he claimed) while my friend was like "wtf just happened?" then he pulls the security guy away from me which causes 2 more guys to appear. So I got up and my friend does a shoulder charge to the one of them, throwing him on the ground pretty hard then the third one just stood there and telling us to calm down,and we were like "what were we arguing for anyway?" actually a story to tell the grand children some day.

to bad the cops interrogated me for the broken nose
#40
i hate when people get all drunk and sobby. i tend to just ignore them,

a friend i used to have once drank about 3 red cups of straight vodka cuz his girlfriend wouldn't have sex with him (she was on the rag)

obviously, he got alcohol poisoning, but nothing super serious. he was crying and puking in the bathroom for a while and the other people there kept asking if he should go to the hospital and i told them "no, as long as he's still conscious" and went and played video games while they patted him on the back and told me i was a shitty friend.

not my damn fault he drank about a liter of vodka in about an hour.
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