#1
...to this kid.

For all the kind and helpful advice that Apple's Siri personal assistant gives out, don't ever catch it on a bad day, or it'll tell you off in ways your mother would not approve.

If a report from The Sun is to be believed, a demo unit for the iPhone 4S caught fire for telling 12-year-old Charlie Le Quesne to "Shut the f--- up, you ugly t---."

Charlie reportedly asked Siri "How many people are there in the world?" and that was the answer he got back. Together with his mother and the manager, they asked the demo iPhone 4S the same question and got the same answer back yet again. Needless to say, the demo unit was unplugged and sent back to Apple for "diagnostic tests."

The errors seems to have stemmed from Siri thinking that the questioner's name was "Shut the f--- up, you ugly t---."

All this happened at a U.K. Tesco supermarket. It's worth noting that on U.K. iPhones, Siri's default voice is that of a male and not female like it is in the U.S. So you'll have to picture Siri cursing the poor boy out with a male British accent. I bet it sounds even funnier that way.




Someone hack the phones over in the UK?
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I heard about this, it was down in Coventry or somewhere, it's genius
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"Siri, are there any coffee places around here?"
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#5
Siri is just a loose cannon program who plays by her own rules.
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#10
Lol not hacked. Pretty simple, really. Someone just went into the store, went into settings, and changed the owner name to "Shut the **** up, you ugly twat".


No magic involved here. And its not very original either! This trick is pretty old, surprised it didnt happen sooner ..still pretty funny.
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Lol not hacked. Pretty simple, really. Someone just went into the store, went into settings, and changed the owner name to "Shut the **** up, you ugly twat".


No magic involved here. And its not very original either! This trick is pretty old, surprised it didnt happen sooner ..still pretty funny.

The hack comment was a joke about the phone hackings in case you didn't get it
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#16
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This...12 year olds need to keep playing with Legos, not Iphones...no wonder our kids are so downright evil.

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#18
All good stories start with, "if a report from The Sun is to be believed..."

It's not hacked, all that happened was that someone added a contact with that nam.

And what kind of boring twat goes into a supermarket to ask a phone how many people there are in the world?
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Whoever did this deserves a round of applause.

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lol omg it's an incorrect spelling

Kids these days eh?


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Legos are amazing. Shut it. Now!

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Tons. I've seen them having to shove girls off of them, just so they can breathe, man. Holy shit, craziest party ever! And all because they told some guy it wasn't pronounced that way...

OT: Sounds like Apple didn't check for programming errors on that particular Siri. Because it's obviously an error, if you allow your programmed responses to swear at customers.
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