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#1
You're on your deathbed, and you're going to die alone due to the complications of old age. Your wife left you years ago, and your children are off doing whatever, clearly not concerned about you. You didn't come close to being as successful as you had hoped, nor did you make any difference in the world you lived in. All of your friends have either passed away themselves or are in no shape to come see you.

How do you cope?

Do you tell yourself things to make your life more acceptable to yourself? Do you take your frustration out on the doctors and nurses trying to make your last moments as comfortable or do you reach out to them for company? Are you bitter, or do you accept your medioacre existance? Do you turn to religion or a higher power?


I thought this would make an interesting thread topic. You don't have to answer all the questions, but feel free to add anything else as well. (No religious debate please.)
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#2
If I'm on my death bed then I'm not gonna give a shit. If they don't care then bugger 'em.
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#3
I'd probably check facebook.
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#5
Reflect on happy times and take a nap.

EDIT: Fuck happy times. Going straight for the nap
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#7
Fap.
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#8
play some video games

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#11
Talk to God, think about happy stuff, and then hit on the nurses.

Maybe I'd go out having sex. Awww yeah.
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#13
Trick question, death bed implies I'm not immortal. For the sake of this thread though, I will pretend to just be one of you guys. I would probably eat the most fantastic and fattening foods imaginable. There's no reason not to if I was already about to die.
#17
As of now, I think I'd probably write.
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#19
probably some really good painkillers then ease in to oblivion. at least i would be in a euphoric state
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#20
I'd put out an ad for someone to crack open a bottle of whiskey with me, and leave all the shit to them.

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#21
But I'm winning at life.
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#22
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But I'm winning at life.

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#23
Set off the nuclear charge I rigged under my bed 5 years ago for this exact moment.
#24
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#29
I'd get the **** up out of my bed and go on old person adventures.


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#30
I'll probably think about the 'good times'. Also maybe write how i feel.. probably something to my supposedly ungrateful kids.
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#31
Wonder when the fuck the brain haemorrhage that caused me to marry and breed occurred. Must have been out of my mind

I came to terms with death many years ago. Not long after that I came to terms with the fact that my life would not make any noticeable difference in the large scale of things- but then again, who on this little rock, in the vastness of the 14 billion lightyears of space, can truly claim that?


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Dude this thread is from like last year

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#37
First I'll put hits on the people who crossed me, then I would watch some Star Wars, touch the hot nurses ass, stuff my face, play over the top violent games, stuff my face again, and touch the hot nurses ass in my dying moments so she can remember that a dying old man was still horny enough to touch her ass.
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#39
Reflect on the good times and be glad I'll be able to find out the answer that no one has been able to answer: What happens after we die?
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#40
I'd play "My Way" and reflect on my life, although it may not have been as fulfilling as I'd have hoped, I'd reminisce in all the memories of people I've met, things I've done. I'd think back to simple pleasures like laying in the grass on a summer day. And I'd be at peace.
Keep you doped with religion and sex and TV
And you think you're so clever and class less and free
But you're still fucking peasants as far as I can see

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