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#1
I am just curious if absolutely ANYTHING has happened so far that could mean 2012 is a great year for you. Obviously, we are only some 15ish hours in to 2012 (I am in the UK .) but it would be cool if anything has happened yet.

So... has it?
This will start a RIOT! in me
#2
I pooped.
R.I.P. M.C.A.
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Don't be ludicrous, lushacrous.
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that joke regarding your username was NOT originally posted by blake1221. That was a Gunpowder original.

I INVOKE SOPA TO SMITE YE FOR THIS FALSEHOOD.
#3
Had a big wank.
(We're 17 hours in, btw)
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#4
Quote by lushacrous
I pooped.

And that's that. End thread.
You dirty piece of shit, you.

Quote by FireFromTheVoid
I smoked weed with my mom once.
It was the weirdest moment of my life, and I`ve been caught with my dick in my hand, by my brother, with a giant close up of a dudes face on the tv.

Twatter
#6
Had a massive stinky turd, ate a not-so-good roast, got insulted by the family, went to my room for a cry wank....about to take another stinky turd in the next 10 minutes.
#8
Woke up at 7am because of parents, went curtain and shoe shopping with mother, lunch with family friends, got lost in the city and had to ask a tourist for directions, watched Doctor Who, nap, dinner, internet.

I lost 5 lbs overnight though, which is good but creepy
cat
#9
I ****ed up something. And don't want to be an idiot like that again.

And, cleaning up from my flat party last night, I have almost 3 litres of vodka left over so I guess I have achieved something already!
#12
Quote by guitarxo
I lost 5 lbs overnight though, which is good but creepy

As in went to bed 5 pounds heavier than you were when you woke up in the morning?

Did you wake up in a bathtub filled with ice?
In my heart I'm with you

every night
#13
Yeah, I screwed up big time too. Went out with girl new years party and I was like totally not interesting for her during the night, so that is blistering my balls.
Guitars:
- Gibson SG Standard
- Lag Roxane 500
- Eastwood Hi-Flyer
- Takamine EG523

Amplifiers:
- Jet City JCA50H
- George Dennis 60Watt The Blue Combo
- Marshall SuperBass 100Watt
#15
Quote by whoomit
I am this close || to getting a girlfriend now



Ah, my envy is bursting...
Guitars:
- Gibson SG Standard
- Lag Roxane 500
- Eastwood Hi-Flyer
- Takamine EG523

Amplifiers:
- Jet City JCA50H
- George Dennis 60Watt The Blue Combo
- Marshall SuperBass 100Watt
#16
My wife.

Ba dum tish.
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You should be careful what you say. Some asshole will probably sig it.

Quote by Axelfox
Yup, a girl went up to me in my fursuit one time.

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I can fap to this. Keep going.
#17
Quote by Tim the Rocker
Ah, my envy is bursting...

Aww shit dude, just saw your post


Also... Jackal58's wife
#19
Yeah, I've done something pretty huge.


Your mother.
I shall grant you three wishes.

None of which will work.


Does the above post enrage, offend or confuse you?

Good.


I like my women how I like my guitars. Curvy and like it when I finger them.
#20
The amount I threw up was pretty big.

Also, made the worst business deal ever.
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#21
Quote by palm mute
As in went to bed 5 pounds heavier than you were when you woke up in the morning?

yes

Did you wake up in a bathtub filled with ice?

no

>.<
cat
#22
^OOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhh

OP GOT SERVED BIATCH!!

edit: goddammit guys move out of the way
OM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM
Last edited by PowerOfGlove at Jan 1, 2012,
#23
Quote by guitarxo
yes


no

>.<

Sleep power walking
In my heart I'm with you

every night
#28
Quote by WantsLesPaul
I had sex with lushacrous poo lol

What an interesting experience that was.
R.I.P. M.C.A.
Tweet at me bro
lushacrous loves you
Quote by blake1221
Don't be ludicrous, lushacrous.
Quote by Gunpowder
that joke regarding your username was NOT originally posted by blake1221. That was a Gunpowder original.

I INVOKE SOPA TO SMITE YE FOR THIS FALSEHOOD.
#29
Ate, pee'd, pooped, masturbated, cleaned my room (to an extent), went for a walk in the woods, visited my grandmas,...


Gozd in gora poj,
silen ženimo hrup,
uboga gmajna, le vpup, le vkup,
le vkup, le vkup z menoj,
staro pravdo v mrak tulimo,
da se pretulimo skozi to zimo
#30
I'm going to the giants game tonight. Gonna be pretty awesome, I get to go on the field and stuff
#31
Shat, fap'd, did some HIIT on a stationary bike, listened to Mellon Collie & Infinite Sadness.
#32
I Shredded harder this morning than most of you will all year, I guess.
There's no such thing; there never was. Where I am going you cannot follow me now.
#34
Quote by theogonia777
I Shredded harder this morning than most of you will all year, I guess.

Hello, sir Humble.


Gozd in gora poj,
silen ženimo hrup,
uboga gmajna, le vpup, le vkup,
le vkup, le vkup z menoj,
staro pravdo v mrak tulimo,
da se pretulimo skozi to zimo
#35
Quote by JamSessionFreak
Ate, pee'd, pooped, masturbated, cleaned my room (to an extent), went for a walk in the woods, visited my grandmas,...

Red Riding Hood?...
#36
Quote by whoomit
Red Riding Hood?...

Red Riding Hood doesn't masturbate
#37
Quote by Jyrgen
Red Riding Hood doesn't masturbate


yea she has the woodsman and his MASSIVE PENIS
OM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM
#38
Quote by Jyrgen
Red Riding Hood doesn't masturbate

Read the original version, Disney took out more than you think.
In my heart I'm with you

every night
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