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#1
I just found out today that I was a velociraptor. I never knew this until now. If you had to be one dinosaur, what would it be?
#3
I'm a monkey.
To be vulnerable is needed most of all, if you intend to truly fall apart.


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#5
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I'm a monkey.

Very cool. I thought about being a monkey once but it never worked out.
#8
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A dinosaur with no eyes.

Douthinkhesaurus

Holy cow that's genius.
#9
Best. New years resolution. Ever.
THE FORUM UPDATE KILLED THE GRADIENT STAR

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#11
Quote by WantsLesPaul
I'm a robot.

I was robot too at one point. But then I decided being a dinosaur would be way better.
#12
Quote by Tanglewoodguit
A dinosaur with no eyes.

Douthinkhesaurus



I want to watch Jurassic Park again so much.
That's my evening sorted





Bigger than t rex and faster. I'd be this bitch
#13
Utahraptor. Much better than a Velociraptor.


Also: relevent
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#14
This guy aint even from 2012. He's just taking advantage of this new year. This thread is bad and you should feel bad.
#16
A magical Liopleurodon.
There's a good chance that what I've written above is useless and if you take any of the advice it's your own fault.
#19
I want to be as high as you are right now.
I shall grant you three wishes.

None of which will work.


Does the above post enrage, offend or confuse you?

Good.


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#20
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Easy.


Bitch please.
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as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#21
Brontosaurus, cause that's what I was called before mainstreamers started calling me Apatosaurus.
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#23
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Bitch please.
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Well played my friend.


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#24
Bantersaurus Sex.
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#26
i call my friend t-rex, cause hes fat with small arms and he cant lift his own bodyweight
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#30
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I want to watch Jurassic Park again so much.
That's my evening sorted





Bigger than t rex and faster. I'd be this bitch

**** Spinosaurus. He was bigger than t-rex in stature but was lean, t-rex was a tank. Spinosaurus also had a narrow jaw for catching fish, no match for t-rex's massive crushing jaw. It's teeth were also hollow, again good for catching fish, but ineffective against other large dinos. T-rex would beat the shit out of a Spinosaurus and don't you ever think otherwise.

That said I'd be a utah raptor.
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#33
Quote by robertito696
**** Spinosaurus. He was bigger than t-rex in stature but was lean, t-rex was a tank. Spinosaurus also had a narrow jaw for catching fish, no match for t-rex's massive crushing jaw. It's teeth were also hollow, again good for catching fish, but ineffective against other large dinos. T-rex would beat the shit out of a Spinosaurus and don't you ever think otherwise.

That said I'd be a utah raptor.



Maybe if it was dying anyway. Otherwise short, fat, tiny armed and slow ass t rex would get bacon'd.
#34
I'm Tobysaurus
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Tobysaurus is one sexy man.

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I think I love you Tobysaurus!

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God damn, you've given me a boner Toby!
#35
Spinosaurus was totally a fish eating dinosaur. It could hurt a T-Rex, but first bite from the Rex and it'd be ****ed.
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#36
so whats up wit pterodactyls anyway?
they were big flying lizards but not dinosaurs?
what kind of s**t is that? i think pterodactyls should be considered dinosaurs
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#38
Quote by BladeSlinger
Spinosaurus was totally a fish eating dinosaur. It could hurt a T-Rex, but first bite from the Rex and it'd be ****ed.


Yeah, I don't think a Spinosaurus' thinner jaws could have snapped a T-Rex neck, as seen in Jurassic Park 3. T-Rex was basically 50% mandible; you don't follow that up with a twig for a neck, and Spinosaurus, likely being a fish-eater, had thin, catching jaws for a prey that wouldn't struggle all that much (once out of the water).
#39
Quote by Mudmen190
Yeah, I don't think a Spinosaurus' thinner jaws could have snapped a T-Rex neck, as seen in Jurassic Park 3. T-Rex was basically 50% mandible; you don't follow that up with a twig for a neck, and Spinosaurus, likely being a fish-eater, had thin, catching jaws for a prey that wouldn't struggle all that much (once out of the water).

Maybe it was just a pussy. Or it just popped its neck wrong and put it to sleep.
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#40
Quote by Mudmen190
Yeah, I don't think a Spinosaurus' thinner jaws could have snapped a T-Rex neck, as seen in Jurassic Park 3. T-Rex was basically 50% mandible; you don't follow that up with a twig for a neck, and Spinosaurus, likely being a fish-eater, had thin, catching jaws for a prey that wouldn't struggle all that much (once out of the water).

Jurassic Park isn't exactly a reliable source, much less the third one. It would be an interesting match, but I'd say the Spinosaurus was suited to fishing for a reason.

The coolest dinosaur is Carcharodontosaurus.
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