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#1
Right, when the pit combines it does wonderful things. that steve guy in sons of icarus can vouch for that.

Mines the same principle, we need votes kind of thing but.


If we place in the top 10, I will fully on get a tattoo of UGs choosing (in reason!)


The links here, just click 5 stars! http://www.redbullbedroomjam.com/band/escape-artists/

Remember, 10 seconds of your time could lead to something hilarious on my body for life. win win. You can vote once daily unless anyone knows a way to get round it.

Thanks!
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If this even madkes sense... if yhou sig this, Iw ll kill you.
#2
Get on your knees and start sucking then.
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#3
Ok, but you should be aware that you are going to be getting a tattoo of a dick.
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she was saying things like... do you want to netflix and chill but just the chill part...too bad she'll never know that I only like the Netflix part...
#5
Quote by WCPhils
Ok, but you should be aware that you are going to be getting a tattoo of a dick.



Well, if it happens i'll make a thread and count up votes. prediciting a dick, pedo bear or something.
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I'm now so drunk that even if my mom had given me a blow job at aeg 2, i'd be like I'm a pmp, butches.!

If this even madkes sense... if yhou sig this, Iw ll kill you.
#7
Quote by MyS3lF
a penis for tatoo!

Fixed mothafuqqa

OT: Wow i did NOT like that much.
Voted 5 stars because i want to be responsible for your penis tattoo.
#8
Voted blud.
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#10
The UG logo lol
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#12
The Star is such a sucky venue! (Just my opinion of it!)

You guys practice at Tweeters don't you?
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#15
Wow that's actually good. Like something that I'd listen to if someone sent it my way and had nothing to do with supporting my fellow UG bros. I expected some shitty metal band. Oh and I want to **** your singer.
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#16
Voted

As for the tattoo I demand this scene be recreated:


but with a dick instead of a bomb and hugh gee instead of the man
WARUM TUT ES WEH, WENN ICH PINKLE?!
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#17
Rated. As a consequence, you will need to get the yellow Teletubby tattooed on your forehand.
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#18
Quote by LRCGUITAR
Get a tattoo which is the UG logo and a dick morphed together.

And it shall be called, Ultimate penis.
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#19
Quote by Killerfridge
The Star is such a sucky venue! (Just my opinion of it!)

You guys practice at Tweeters don't you?



Ahh we found it alright. Well, the guys there were nice enough. it's the only live footage we have though. When we played the Joiners in Southampton we all forgot the camera.

And yeah i do man! i take it you do aswell?
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I'm now so drunk that even if my mom had given me a blow job at aeg 2, i'd be like I'm a pmp, butches.!

If this even madkes sense... if yhou sig this, Iw ll kill you.
#20
Well he needs a Horsedick.MPEG tattoo.

edit: or get the Bowser tattoo from Whitest Kids U Know:



2013 #5 Uger
2012 #7 Uger

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Last edited by Horsedick.MPEG at Jan 1, 2012,
#22
Quote by Horsedick.MPEG
Well he needs a Horsedick.MPEG tattoo.

edit: or get the Bowser tattoo from Whitest Kids U Know:






So game for one of them!
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I'm now so drunk that even if my mom had given me a blow job at aeg 2, i'd be like I'm a pmp, butches.!

If this even madkes sense... if yhou sig this, Iw ll kill you.
#23
Definitely get the second Bowser one. That thing is sick
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she was saying things like... do you want to netflix and chill but just the chill part...too bad she'll never know that I only like the Netflix part...
#25
Quote by frankv
They're both Bowser. The second one is clearly the best though.



I'ld get that with UG written on it. Definatley!
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I'm now so drunk that even if my mom had given me a blow job at aeg 2, i'd be like I'm a pmp, butches.!

If this even madkes sense... if yhou sig this, Iw ll kill you.
#27
Quote by LRCGUITAR
what a beautiful, poetic way of naming it!

I was gonna say "Ultimate Dick". Get the second Bowser tattoo, it's the Paper Mario version.
#30
The **** is your singer doing? voted.
Just get 'Paedophile' on your wrist.
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#31
Quote by cliff_em_all
Ahh we found it alright. Well, the guys there were nice enough. it's the only live footage we have though. When we played the Joiners in Southampton we all forgot the camera.

And yeah i do man! i take it you do aswell?


I always used to have terrible acoustic problems in The Star, but since the re-furb it's not been too bad. It's all about The Boileroom

Yeah, one of my bands uses Tweeters too, I'm pretty certain I've talked to a couple of you too!
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#32
Voted. Why is the singer having a seizure?
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#33
First 04er I've ever seen

Gave you 5 stars
Now get a Tattoo saying I want Design the Skyline's illegitimate love child
#34
TS, you better pray you don't place in the top 10. Do you really want a penis tattoo on your forehead?


Good luck though!
#35
Ha, it'll probabbly go on my leg, i cant ruin my sleeve and my job!
Quote by ZanasCross
I'm now so drunk that even if my mom had given me a blow job at aeg 2, i'd be like I'm a pmp, butches.!

If this even madkes sense... if yhou sig this, Iw ll kill you.
#37
voted, i demand to see this penis tatoo when it is done
* If my punctuation seems off, it's because my shift button is broken *
#39
Quote by Deliriumbassist
F*ck a penis tattoo... the tattoo must be of Skeletor, Mumm-Ra and Stephen Hawkings having a threesome.



Skeletor perhaps.
Quote by ZanasCross
I'm now so drunk that even if my mom had given me a blow job at aeg 2, i'd be like I'm a pmp, butches.!

If this even madkes sense... if yhou sig this, Iw ll kill you.
#40
Voted

And are you guys stupid? I vote for the picture of nod.gif with the "K, koo" on it.
you're a stone fox
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