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Ok so recently there was a heroin bust in my neighborhood(i don't live in exactly the nicest neighborhood ) so my DAD thought I was HIDING HEROIN!(he's a paranoid retard I know) and he ravaged through my closet looking for heroin while I was at school and he spilled some calcium chloride or something that keeps mold out and spilled it over $120 worth of clothing which I bought WITH my OWN MONEY. Worst thing is, I didnt find out til NEXT MORNING when I was getting dressed for school. And that sh1t mustve been acidic or something because it BURNED through my clothes. So I guess that's $120 down the drain. I cant believe my dad would be such a p*ssy not to tell me earlier, I couldve washed them. Not the first time he's fked up either, i'll probly be writing more about him since he fks up like EVERYday.
So I thought i'd just share a somewhat funny story with you guys, if you can relate or if your dad fks up too please leave a comment b/c I am pissed off as sh1t right now and my dad says he's not planning to pay for the damages anytime soon
Last edited by juicyjoe97 at Jan 1, 2012,
#3
cool story, bro.
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UG isn't a blog, bro.
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#5
omh wow like my DAD di the SAME thing when last week it was crazy i was so pissed OFF i tols HIM TO pay me back but he was all likt 'nah you shouldn't have been HIDING DRUGS from me' even tho i WASNT he wouldnt beleive me now im sitting here NAKED because he burned all my clothes what a RETARD hell probs do something stupid again rlly soon
#6
Whether your story is true or not, I wish my dad would pull some shit like that. Pops knows better.
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Cool
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#8
Your dad is a prick. That's life.
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#14
Do you usually store your chemistry lab with your wardrobe?

Maybe you should have just told your dad where the smack was.
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Calcium chloride is the same salt they use on icy roads iirc. Other than drying out your clothes (anhydrous calcium chloride is often used in removing trace amounts of water from solutions), it shouldn't burn through them.
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#16
Maybe if you didn't do heroin, this wouldn't have happened.
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****N omG guyiz my ad thoguyhts I WAS hiding HEROin IN my room. Such a RETARD. Dun if no wut go now?
#23
From the way you write you mist do heroin.
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When you're older, you'll realize he was doing it to protect you.

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#26
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Calcium chloride is the same salt they use on icy roads iirc. Other than drying out your clothes (anhydrous calcium chloride is often used in removing trace amounts of water from solutions), it shouldn't burn through them.


Salt is Sodium Chloride bro...
#27
Wow didnt think i'd get this much views =O and haha @ the trolls saying I do heroin my dad never found anything should've included that and lmao at all the "cool story bro"s yea I guess this really isnt a place to blog huh :\
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Thanks a lot for informing us on such a fascinating topic Juicyjoe. This has really had an impact on my day-I'll be awake at night for hours just thinking of this!!!

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omh wow like my DAD di the SAME thing when last week it was crazy i was so pissed OFF i tols HIM TO pay me back but he was all likt 'nah you shouldn't have been HIDING DRUGS from me' even tho i WASNT he wouldnt beleive me now im sitting here NAKED because he burned all my clothes what a RETARD hell probs do something stupid again rlly soon


That's not bad....you just need to replace all of the "I's" with "1's" though. >_>
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omh wow like my DAD di the SAME thing when last week it was crazy i was so pissed OFF i tols HIM TO pay me back but he was all likt 'nah you shouldn't have been HIDING DRUGS from me' even tho i WASNT he wouldnt beleive me now im sitting here NAKED because he burned all my clothes what a RETARD hell probs do something stupid again rlly soon

You just beat my story =O
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Wow didnt think i'd get this much views =O and haha @ the trolls saying I do heroin my dad never found anything should've included that and lmao at all the "cool story bro"s yea I guess this really isnt a place to blog huh :\


Yeah trolls, his dad never found anything so how do you explain that?!
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Yeah trolls, his dad never found anything so how do you explain that?!

He obviously took the heroin with him to school.
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Salt is Sodium Chloride bro...


Table salt is Sodium Chloride bro... Salts are neutral ionic compounds. Soap is technically a salt too.
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#34
i JUST cant believe this STORY its like i talk NORMALLY and then randomly im going to YELL for some REASON its tripping me OUT because like HEROIN does that to you WHEN you dont live in the NICEST place, and like my DAD trips out because HE sees me with BLOODSHOT eyes because i cant CONTROL how often i YELL and dont understand what the CAPSLOCK button is for SO im like a RETARD(i know RIGHT im a huge RETARD)
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#35
Lmfao @ all this!! This is fking crazy, we got 1 conversation going on about salt or some sh1t, another conversation going on about paranoid android or something, and all these ppl claiming I do smack, so just to clear up confusion, ima answer sh1t rite now. Idk wtf that liquid was that my dad spilled but it did leaves holes in my shirt apparently, END OF DISCUSSION. My dad's paranoid but not an android, end of that discussion. And if I say I dont do heroin, all of you will be like "HELL YEA U DO U FAKE AND GAY!(rwj reference)" so here's my final answer, I DONT DO HEROIN and 2 CAMELS IN A TINY CAR(another rwj reference)
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Lmfao @ all this!! This is fking crazy, we got 1 conversation going on about salt or some sh1t, another conversation going on about paranoid android or something, and all these ppl claiming I do smack, so just to clear up confusion, ima answer sh1t rite now. Idk wtf that liquid was that my dad spilled but it did leaves holes in my shirt apparently, END OF DISCUSSION. My dad's paranoid but not an android, end of that discussion. And if I say I dont do heroin, all of you will be like "HELL YEA U DO U FAKE AND GAY!(rwj reference)" so here's my final answer, I DONT DO HEROIN and 2 CAMELS IN A TINY CAR(another rwj reference)


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What the duece is rwj?
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Lmfao @ all this!! This is fking crazy, we got 1 conversation going on about salt or some sh1t, another conversation going on about paranoid android or something, and all these ppl claiming I do smack, so just to clear up confusion, ima answer sh1t rite now. Idk wtf that liquid was that my dad spilled but it did leaves holes in my shirt apparently, END OF DISCUSSION. My dad's paranoid but not an android, end of that discussion. And if I say I dont do heroin, all of you will be like "HELL YEA U DO U FAKE AND GAY!(rwj reference)" so here's my final answer, I DONT DO HEROIN and 2 CAMELS IN A TINY CAR(another rwj reference)


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