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hey guys i need a name for my band, we are an indie rock band with influences like the editors, arctic monkeys, the smiths etc. and help? serious ones please
#2
Editor Dick Smith and His Pet Monkey.
The DNA results show that Jeremy Kyle is a nob.


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I want to look at your sexual naked body.
#3
Quote by mcfearless1991
hey guys i need a name for my band, we are an indie rock band with influences like the editors, arctic monkeys, the smiths etc. and help? serious ones please

Quote by mcfearless1991
the editors

Quote by mcfearless1991
the editors

You are not worthy .
You who build these altars now

To sacrifice these children
You must not do it anymore
#7
You're in the pit mate... what did you think was gonna happen.

Go to musician talk or something
Hugging Thread; I'm here to help


Oh you wouldn’t want an angel watching over
Surprise, surprise they wouldn’t wannna watch
Another uninnocent, elegant fall
Into the unmagnificent lives of adults


It's Tessa, not Tesse please.
#9
Quote by mcfearless1991
sigh.... suppose i was asking for this, asking for help on UG -_-

I want an apology first .
You who build these altars now

To sacrifice these children
You must not do it anymore
#10
Strap-On McBanjo and the Ass Rainbow Warriors
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#11
Quote by mcfearless1991
hey guys i need a name for my band, we are an indie rock band with influences like the editors, arctic monkeys, the smiths etc. and help? serious ones please

Casino water
Of California
Lonely Whale
Negative juice barn
The disease
The Supervisement, or SPMTfor short
#12
Acid Orange Juice Motel
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#14
Quote by Trowzaa
Acid Orange Juice Motel

I almost said that but i didn't think acidity rather positive negative
#18
The Sarcastic Responses.

And call your first album "Because that's what you get when you ask the internet for a band name"
Quote by CV334

Sir, the contents of my mouth just blew all over my keyboard, desk, and part of my monitor. For the record, it was slightly chewed Keebler cookies and coffee slurry.

The average pitmonkey's response to my jokes.
#20
Borderline Rapist
Explosive Turdage
Pleasedon'thitme
Actual Rapist
My Soundcloud
Always up for some C4C, been compared to Frank Turner, The Cure's Robert Smith and Bruce Springsteen so check out my stuff if you like the sound of that
#21
Quote by jrcsgtpeppers
How about artificial darkness?

"You're not hardcore unless you live hardcore"
#22
Savage McMuffin.
Gear!
Jackson RR3 with EMGs!
B.C. Rich KKV
Yamaha F-310 Acoustic

Digitech Bad Monkey.

Peavey Valveking 112
#23
Quote by stealstrings
That's an interesting hand gesture, both enigmatic and enticing.
West Ham United
#24
The Violent Rectal Fisters.
You want some more seeneyj hate? WELL YOU CAN'T HAVE IT

You're all a bunch of f*cking slaves! - Jim Morrison

UG Awards
1st: Biggest Ego
1st: Most Likely To Become Famous
1st: Most Pretentious User
#31
If you are an indie band, aren't you too cool for band names? Call yourselves the bartenderloins. The watermelancholys. The grapefruition. The savage unsavages. The Hopscotch kids those are all so bad its hilarious!
#32
Quote by boomershadow
Jerry Only Is Not A Misfit



It's over simplified, So what!

Quote by eGraham
I'm going to be on top of what is called a knob
Quote by theguitarist
Big ones can be fun in some ways but generally, they are a pain in the ass.
Quote by Wolfinator-x
I don't know what is going on in this thread or why I have an erection.
#33
Fisted with Molten Metal
F*ck the bleeding c*nt
Or
The Anal Dwelling Butt Monkeys
You want some more seeneyj hate? WELL YOU CAN'T HAVE IT

You're all a bunch of f*cking slaves! - Jim Morrison

UG Awards
1st: Biggest Ego
1st: Most Likely To Become Famous
1st: Most Pretentious User
#35
the "guys who put their balls in bitches nostrils and smack their nobs on bitches heads"
#36
prolapse
ಠ_ಠ
<|>
/ω\



Tell me what nation on this earth, was not born of tragedy-Primordial
#38
The Crimean Cuntts

Asstab

Cripples And Cantaloupes
Quote by thanksgiving
I'm coming for you with a castrator!
You sick bastard.



Watch that video below

If this video reaches 1000 views before Christmas, I'll play with my titties on cam.

#39
Truck nuts
WARUM TUT ES WEH, WENN ICH PINKLE?!
Quote by goest
I'm going to take this opportunity to initiate my campaign to replace the phrase "Taking a shit" with "Busting a grumpy."


Quote by Axelfox
Disregard that,i suck cocks.
#40
The Magnificent Barbaric Anal Destroyers From Mars
Thundercunts
Mr. Cocksmith and His Wife's Mahoosive Jugs


Aaaaaaaaaaaaaand the obligatory one:

The Searchbars.
I shall grant you three wishes.

None of which will work.


Does the above post enrage, offend or confuse you?

Good.


I like my women how I like my guitars. Curvy and like it when I finger them.
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