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the cable is ruined, and or some reason sennheiser decided not to put ****ing vagina jacks on the ****ing headphones so i have to ****ing solder shit.
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On the come up we were listening to Grateful Dead and the music started passing through my bowel and out my arsehole as this violet stream of light. I shat music. It was beautiful.
#3
Wait, they've gone through a cat's digestive system and you're still going to use them?


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#7
When people constantly swear, it makes them pathetic.

Burgery, you are pathetic.
This will start a RIOT! in me
#8
Quote by Paramore.
When people constantly swear, it makes them pathetic.

Burgery, you are pathetic.

You obviously missed the intellectual pun in the phrase, "fucking cats."
#10
Quote by Paramore.
When people constantly swear, it makes them pathetic.

Burgery, you are pathetic.

you like paramore.
Quote by korinaflyingv
On the come up we were listening to Grateful Dead and the music started passing through my bowel and out my arsehole as this violet stream of light. I shat music. It was beautiful.
#13
How do you pronounce those asterisks?

your cat probably just wanted to taste your sweet ear juices. my dog is the same way.
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#14
Quote by Paramore.
When people constantly swear, it makes them pathetic.

Burgery, you are pathetic.


You're a dude who labels himself "UG's only Hayley Williams." Somewhere in the world. there are quadruple amputee children with AIDS who aren't even as pathetic as you.
Last edited by LordBishek at Jan 2, 2012,
#15
i dont see what the problem is here just pull them back out the cats arsehole. problem solved next?
#16
Quote by jackdude500
i dont see what the problem is here just pull them back out the cats arsehole. problem solved next?


Why even bother with that? Simply insert head into cat butt, boom, earphones AND free a new hat
#17
oh yes, that is a catastrophe
boom boom
not going viral


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#19
I took an instant disliking to you
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#20
Quote by guitarxo
omg do you starve your cats or something wtf

they're as fat as possible, if they were any fatter they'd explode.
Quote by korinaflyingv
On the come up we were listening to Grateful Dead and the music started passing through my bowel and out my arsehole as this violet stream of light. I shat music. It was beautiful.
#21
Quote by Burgery
they're as fat as possible, if they were any fatter they'd explode.

i would like to see this
cat
#23
Quote by spitonastranger
Dude this just happened to my girlfriend.

Cats am i right!?



Your cat ate your girlfriend?


Dude, just get a solder iron and some flux. They aren't expensive and it's fun as shit. I'm looking forward to upgrading the pickups on my guitars, and not buying the n00by clip in wire ones, so I can cut and strip and solder my wires in place.
#25
Not sure why I clicked this thread after reading the title, unsurprisingly the content isn't of any interest.

But now I'm here I'm going to post this.
#32
I was about to bone my girlfriend but then she read this thread and was like no way.
'And after a while, you can work on points for style.
Like the club tie, and the firm handshake,
A certain look in the eye and an easy smile.'

'You have to be trusted by the people that you lie to,
So that when they turn their backs on you,
You'll get the chance to put the knife in.'
#33
Holy shit, Lordbishek is back?

Quote by whoomit
Sorry it had tabby this way.

I laughed way too hard at this.


Are your headphones on warranty/insurance? Ask them if they cover being eaten. You never know. Oh and my cat is trying to sit on my laptop as I type this. Scheming mischievous cunts, I say.
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#36
the cable is ruined, and or some reason sennheiser decided not to put ****ing vagina jacks on the ****ing headphones so i have to ****ing solder shit.

I thought that was the name of your cat for a second.
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#37


Also vagina jacks sound like vagina flavored cereal.
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in the world have been accomplished


by people who have kept on


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#39
Quote by whoomit
Sorry it had tabby this way.




TS, don't feel bad. My cat took a shit on my carpet, just meow.





That was terrible...
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Oh, DON'T use a knife. It cuts through your strings. I did that once, thinking, its the Low E, its invincible. Turns out, its not...

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Awesome
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