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Wait, this is the best place for jokes, but you want us to do our worst?
R.I.P. M.C.A.
Tweet at me bro
lushacrous loves you
Quote by blake1221
Don't be ludicrous, lushacrous.
Quote by Gunpowder
that joke regarding your username was NOT originally posted by blake1221. That was a Gunpowder original.

Now you're single, man, that's awesome, go out every night, get wasted, **** bitches, the sky's the limit.
Quote by Pleasure2kill
The truth is, Muslims never apologized for their faith having something to do with the attacks on 9/11.
pics or it dint happen
Sell and Promote your music TuneHub!

wy is yer mad at muy gramhar fer?

Quote by jimmyled
jimmybanks youre a genius.

aparently i ar smrt?
Quote by dyingLeper
jimmybanks youre a genius

She was the one. Now you'll be alone for the rest of your life. No one will ever love you again.
new year, new you, go bang her sister.
Belief is a beautiful armour but makes for the heaviest sword.
Go out with your small intestine.
Quote by thanksgiving
I'm coming for you with a castrator!
You sick bastard.

Watch that video below

If this video reaches 1000 views before Christmas, I'll play with my titties on cam.

Sorry, I banged her yesterday and she just liked it too much.
Quote by tattyreagh
He's the hero The Pit deserves but not the one it needs right now. So, we'll hunt him, because he can take it. Because he's not our hero. He's a silent guardian. A watchful protector. GbAdimDb5m7.

Free Jani92jani

Free Will Swanson
take a full packet of immodium, wait a few days and enjoy the most epic dump of your life

Tell me what nation on this earth, was not born of tragedy-Primordial
Lol, now TS is as single and lonely as the rest of us. Welcome to the club
Just a sub-par guitar player..

Quote by darkstar2466
Let's make this the Pit's motto:

"Forever alone, together"

Quote by SkepsisMetal

Trust me, I'm a Jedi.

Quote by Minkaro
You must control your use of the force, young Trizek.
I have a girlfriend

Na ne na ne nah nah
Quote by slash11896
I picked up my guitar this morning and started playing next thing i know i cant stop playing In the key of A, the first letter or her name, I ended up recording a whole song in A.

Quote by WhiskeyFace
I like women with balls.
Seriously: Sorry bro.

Not Serious: You asked her for sex finally, and she probably didn't want you to find out about her 9" penis that she still hasn't gotten removed. So you should be like, "Phew, that was a BIG-ASS bullet dodged! Like a friggen .357 magnum!"
What do 9 out of 10 people really enjoy?

gang rape
Quote by goest
^Absolute. Uncompromising. 100% pure, fresh. Solid. Gold.

Quote by WCPhils
That might be my favorite shoop I have ever seen on here.

Quote by KnightBand
Yes! ****ing Yes! YOU LEGEND!!!
Today I learned that if I ever get dumped by a girl, never tell The Pit.
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Quote by Gyroscope
Today I learned that if I ever get dumped by a girl, never tell The Pit.

Well she had sex with his father and best friend so he didn't really have anyone to talk too.
Why are you here? Reddit is way better for a laugh.
Quote by Zaphod_Beeblebr
Theory is descriptive, not prescriptive.

Quote by MiKe Hendryckz
theory states 1+1=2 sometimes in music 1+1=3.
Good thing she didn't flush.
Quote by SomeoneYouKnew
You should be careful what you say. Some asshole will probably sig it.

Quote by Axelfox
Yup, a girl went up to me in my fursuit one time.

Quote by Xiaoxi
I can fap to this. Keep going.


Quote by Amuro Jay
I'm gonna need specific instructions again on how to properly dance with my pants on my head.
Quote by lolmnt
First you put your pants on your head.
Second you dance.
Third you wipe off all the pussy.
dude, the football thread got closed. There's bigger issues.
'And after a while, you can work on points for style.
Like the club tie, and the firm handshake,
A certain look in the eye and an easy smile.'

'You have to be trusted by the people that you lie to,
So that when they turn their backs on you,
You'll get the chance to put the knife in.'
Quote by JayT44
Upload this photo to your Facebook and tag her in it:

Quote by crazysam23_Atax
"Trans Princess". You're bitching over nothing, and you know it.
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