Poll: its tragic; this new generation of american women can't cook
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you know, it IS tragic. i'm gonna be living off fast-food and tv dinners for the rest of my life :(
24 10%
how about..you know, like, get in the kitchen and make your own damn dinner?! :peace:
73 30%
this generation of males aren't doing so hot either; they all have peter pan syndrome :)
13 5%
*adjusts cape* I will not stand idly by while you insult american girls. they are my lovelies :o
7 3%
just get yourself a foreign chick OP and you'll see american girls ain't shit :finger:
22 9%
it's not just american girls buddy, this new generation of chicks can't cook for shit! :puke:
20 8%
Don't know what you're talking about. I know some young girls that can cook up a storm :shrug:
39 16%
you did it OP, i can't believe you actually did it..this might be your worst poll yet! :facepalm:
48 20%
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#1
Not many girls from our generation can really cook anymore. I ask girls if they can cook all the time and they look at me like my sister can't cook even though my mom's an awesome cook. i guess today's women just aren't interested

SMH@this one girl making me a peanut butter and jelly sandwich for dinner. this can't be life
#2
Why don't you just learn to cook for yourself? Self reliance is pretty cool.
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#3
Why don't you cook for yourself?
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#5
You're trying too hard, but the feminists will still bite. That's the amusing thing.

It's pretty impressive that a figment of your imagination made you a sammich though, I'll give you that.
#6
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#7
I think the statement sitting one level of abstraction higher also speaks the truth: "It's tragic - Americans can't cook anymore."

Thanks to the prevalence of fast food, regular restaurants, microwave dinners, and junk food, the average person doesn't know, care, or acknowledge the difference between a finely chopped onion and a coarsely chopped onion.

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#8
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It's pretty impressive that a figment of your imagination made you a sammich though, I'll give you that.


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#11
They still give good blowjobs. I can make do.
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#12
I cook for my fiance and sometime she does. But mostly me Cuz I friggin love cooking.

But my girl sure does know how to cook and when she does it really good. She makes the most brutally awesome triple chocolate chip cookies ever.

But I'm canadian so eh...
#15
I love cooking. I hate doing dishes. Can women still do dishes?
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#16
I'd be more comfortable saying most Americans regardless of gender can't cook.


When I was in college I cooked often. So many people followed their noses to the dorm kitchen and started wanting handouts. Go away and learn to cook.

Very few of the women I've dated or been friends with were cooks. The one that cooked the best would have weekly dinners for friends. She would cook for about a dozen of her best friends every sunday.

I've only had one male roomate in the last 10 years that cooked. Like, for real cooked. Not pre-prepared microwave meals.


The average person doesn't feel like they should spend the time cooking.
#17
All the girls I know know how to cook. Maybe it's because I live in south Texas where the culture is predominantly Mexican.
#18
That poll is a mess. I'd vote, but I can't be bothered to read it.
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#20
i like cooking i dont mind cooking for people and its kinda sad that people in general dont cook anymore

althought i do agree with the bj quip up there...i love me a good bj
#23
Im actually a pretty damn good cook, so i dont need a woman's inferior food creations.
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#24
id much rather have a girl that gives a good bj as opposed to good cooking. but sadly, i dont have either
#25
I don't care. I love to cook, so bitches can stay out of my kitchen unless they can help wash up.

And I like American chicks. I only need to open my mouth and they start getting wet. Accents ftw.
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#26
I'm a guy, I can cook, and I'm American. Thank you very goddamn much.
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#27
My woman can so

Also, I can cook decent enough as long as I have a recipe to follow
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#30
I don't care about american girls, there are so many spoiled ones, probably it's them that make the statistic. Most of the girls I know can cook, and even if they couldn't, I can cook myself.
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#31
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I don't care about american girls, there are so many spoiled ones, probably it's them that make the statistic. Most of the girls I know can cook, and even if they couldn't, I can cook myself.

Self cannibalism? I think you can find better options than cooking yourself man.
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#35
Depends on where you live, I say. I live in the south, and girls down here can still cook. It is true, though, that not nearly as many can.
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#36
You asked at least four females, but probably no more than six. Out of them one said she could cook. They are all members of your immediate family, and share some of your genes.

You are the problem here, TS. It's because of you that your whole nation can't cook. I hope you're fucking pleased with yourself, you dick.
#37
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#38
To be fair, it's not like men are any better, and it's not like gender even matters (I guess I started it this time) . I'd like to learn to cook. I might try to cook something this week just for the hell of it.
#39
TS is mad that he can't tell a women to go back to the kitchen.
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#40
Out of curiosity TS, how old are you? It's one thing if the majority of 13-14 year old kids can't cook, but another if 18-20+ year olds can't.
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