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#1
http://www.depressedtest.com/

Post your results.

Mine:
Major Depression: Moderate
Dysthymia: High-Moderate
Bipolar Disorder: Slight
Cyclothymia: Slight-Moderate
Seasonal Affective Disorder: Very High
Postpartum Depression: N/A

:|
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On the come up we were listening to Grateful Dead and the music started passing through my bowel and out my arsehole as this violet stream of light. I shat music. It was beautiful.
#2
I bet this'll be super accurate.
When you saw me sleeping
thought I was dreaming
of you...


I didn't tell you
That the only dream
Is Valium for me
#4
Major Depression: Very Slight
Dysthymia: Slight
Bipolar Disorder: Moderate
Cyclothymia: High
Seasonal Affective Disorder: Slight
Postpartum Depression: N/A

EDIT: Apparently I'm cyclothymic, which a form of bipolar disorder. lulz.
you're a stone fox
Last edited by Saint78 at Jan 3, 2012,
#5
Major Depression: Moderate
Dysthymia: Slight
Bipolar Disorder: Slight-Moderate
Cyclothymia: Slight-Moderate
Seasonal Affective Disorder: High
Postpartum Depression: N/A

Lol I hate winterz.
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#6
Here Are Your Scores:

Major Depression: Slight
Dysthymia: Very Slight
Bipolar Disorder: Moderate
Cyclothymia: High
Seasonal Affective Disorder: Very Slight
Postpartum Depression: N/A

Meh.

PaulyEDIT:

The wifes score:


Major Depression: Slight
Dysthymia: Slight-Moderate
Bipolar Disorder: Slight
Cyclothymia: High-Moderate
Seasonal Affective Disorder: High
Postpartum Depression: N/A


She hates dem winterz too.
Last edited by PaulyVengeance at Jan 3, 2012,
#7
Major Depression: Very Slight
Dysthymia: Slight-Moderate
Bipolar Disorder: Slight-Moderate
Cyclothymia: Moderate
Seasonal Affective Disorder: Very Slight
Postpartum Depression: N/A

Meh. Typical high-school student I suppose.
Not exactly a frequent poster.
#8
How do I copy my results to here?

Major Depression: Moderate
Dysthymia: Slight-Moderate
Bipolar Disorder: Very High
Cyclothymia: Extremely High
Seasonal Affective Disorder: Moderate
Postpartum Depression: N/A

Funny with very high on bi-polar and extremely high on cyclothymia.
sometimes I see us in a cymbal splash or in the sound of a car crash
Last edited by JohnnyGenzale at Jan 3, 2012,
#9
Some of the questions i felt were fairly pigeonholing and without the opportunity to give a proper answer, but i guess that's to be expected. Anyway

Disorder Your Score
Major Depression: Slight
Dysthymia: Very Slight
Bipolar Disorder: High
Cyclothymia: Moderate
Seasonal Affective Disorder: Slight-Moderate
Postpartum Depression: N/A
#10
Major Depression: Very Slight
Dysthymia: Very Slight
Bipolar Disorder: Very Slight
Cyclothymia: Very Slight
Seasonal Affective Disorder: Slight
Postpartum Depression: N/A
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#11
Major Depression: Very Slight
Dysthymia: Very Slight
Bipolar Disorder: Very Slight
Cyclothymia: Slight-Moderate
Seasonal Affective Disorder: Slight-Moderate
Postpartum Depression: N/A

#13
Major Depression: Very-Slight
Dysthymia: Very-Slight
Bipolar Disorder: High
Cyclothymia: Slight-Moderate
Seasonal Affective Disorder: None
Postpartum Depression: N/A



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#14
Quote by white_ibanez10
rage quit at half the test


That means you should probably retake the test.
you're a stone fox
#15
Quote by wizards?
Because a test on the internet is a surefire way of diagnosing mental disorders
Keep in mind that these scores are not a substitute for a professional diagnosis. No web site can diagnose depression or rule it out. If you believe that you may be suffering from a depressive disorder, please consult with your general practicioner or visit a psychologist in your area.


ME:
Major Depression: Slight
Dysthymia: Slight-Moderate
Bipolar Disorder: Very Slight
Cyclothymia: Slight-Moderate
Seasonal Affective Disorder: High-Moderate
Postpartum Depression: N/A


281-330-8004, that's my cell phone number, hit me up on the low
#16
Major Depression: Very Slight
Dysthymia: Very Slight
Bipolar Disorder: Very Slight
Cyclothymia: Very Slight
Seasonal Affective Disorder: Very Slight
Postpartum Depression: N/A

Well, that's a relief.
#18
Well that test is a load of shit.It says that i suffer from everything eccept SAD which is the one thing i do suffer from.It's probably designed by the pill pushing drug companies in an effort to sell more of their crap.
#19
That test is depressing lmao.
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#20
Quote by moscaespañol
Keep in mind that these scores are not a substitute for a professional diagnosis. No web site can diagnose depression or rule it out. If you believe that you may be suffering from a depressive disorder, please consult with your general practicioner or visit a psychologist in your area.

Then what's the fucking point of this?
When you saw me sleeping
thought I was dreaming
of you...


I didn't tell you
That the only dream
Is Valium for me
#21
Now I'm depressed......
"Spin the middle side topwise. Topwise!"

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#22
Quote by Td_Nights
Then what's the fucking point of this?


What's the point of anything that isn't 100 % accurate?

sometimes I see us in a cymbal splash or in the sound of a car crash
#23
Major Depression: Slight-Moderate
Dysthymia: Very Slight
Bipolar Disorder: Extremely High
Cyclothymia: High
Seasonal Affective Disorder: High

Nothing I didn't know before. I stopped taking bipolar meds a year or two ago.
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#24
Major Depression: Very Slight
Dysthymia: Very Slight
Bipolar Disorder: Slight
Cyclothymia: Slight-Moderate
Seasonal Affective Disorder: Slight

Quite happy for The Pit. Last time there was a thread like this all of us were nutjobs.
#25
Ooh yeah...

Major Depression: Very Slight
Dysthymia: Slight-Moderate
Bipolar Disorder: Very Slight
Cyclothymia: Slight-Moderate
Seasonal Affective Disorder: Moderate
Postpartum Depression: N/A
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#26
Quote by willT08
Major Depression: Very Slight
Dysthymia: Very Slight
Bipolar Disorder: Slight
Cyclothymia: Slight-Moderate
Seasonal Affective Disorder: Slight

Quite happy for The Pit. Last time there was a thread like this all of us were nutjobs.


I'm the only one so far then. Doggone it.
sometimes I see us in a cymbal splash or in the sound of a car crash
#27
Quote by wizards?
Because a test on the internet is a surefire way of diagnosing mental disorders

lol go away
Quote by korinaflyingv
On the come up we were listening to Grateful Dead and the music started passing through my bowel and out my arsehole as this violet stream of light. I shat music. It was beautiful.
#28
Quote by Td_Nights
Then what's the fucking point of this?

...This test is for educational/entertainment purposes only.

281-330-8004, that's my cell phone number, hit me up on the low
#29
Quote by GuitarGuyNack
Well that test is a load of shit.It says that i suffer from everything eccept SAD which is the one thing i do suffer from.It's probably designed by the pill pushing drug companies in an effort to sell more of their crap.


Seasonal Affective Disorder is utter bullshite. The fact that you think the weather has a great effect on you proves to me (and keep in mind, I'm a lot smarter than you) that the test is correct.
#31
Quote by JohnnyGenzale
I'm the only one so far then. Doggone it.

The Internet says I'm insane as well.

I'm going to go burn a building and sacrifice a goat in public now.
Quote by Cathbard
If all you had to go on was the forum you'd think a Decimator could cure noise caused by dodgey stage lighting and restock the ocean's population of sperm whales
#32
Major Depression: High-Moderate
Dysthymia: Slight-Moderate
Bipolar Disorder: Very High
Cyclothymia: High-Moderate
Seasonal Affective Disorder: Very Slight
Postpartum Depression: N/A

:|

EDIT: To be fair, this is totally biased. I just moved, lost touch with a lot of friends, haven't made many new ones, been through a few personal problems lately, and had my worst semester yet.
#33
Major Depression: Very Slight
Dysthymia: Very Slight
Bipolar Disorder: Slight
Cyclothymia: Slight
Seasonal Affective Disorder: Slight-Moderate
Postpartum Depression: N/A

So yeah, that.
#34
Quote by jetfuel495
Major Depression: High-Moderate
Dysthymia: Slight-Moderate
Bipolar Disorder: Very High
Cyclothymia: High-Moderate
Seasonal Affective Disorder: Very Slight
Postpartum Depression: N/A

:|


Looks like mine. Except I ws extremely high on that thing I can't even spell.
sometimes I see us in a cymbal splash or in the sound of a car crash
#35
A good deal of those on UG are being called partially bi-polar. I blame all the noddincap avatars.
Not exactly a frequent poster.
#36
Major Depression: Slight
Dysthymia: Slight
Bipolar Disorder: Slight
Cyclothymia: High-Moderate
Seasonal Affective Disorder: Slight-Moderate
Postpartum Depression: N/A

#37
Major Depression: Moderate
Dysthymia: Slight-Moderate
Bipolar Disorder: Slight-Moderate
Cyclothymia: High
Seasonal Affective Disorder: High
Postpartum Depression: N/A

aw yeah
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#38
What the flying fuck balls is postpartum?
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#39
Major Depression: Very Slight
Dysthymia: Very Slight
Bipolar Disorder: High-Moderate
Cyclothymia: Very High
Seasonal Affective Disorder: Slight-Moderate
Postpartum Depression: N/A

Page wont load, can someone give me a brief description on what Cyclothymia is?
SNSD
#40
Did the test again...

Disorder Your Score
Major Depression: Slight-Moderate
Dysthymia: Very Slight
Bipolar Disorder: Slight
Cyclothymia: Moderate
Seasonal Affective Disorder: Slight-Moderate
Postpartum Depression: N/A

lol
sometimes I see us in a cymbal splash or in the sound of a car crash