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#1
That they can cook to perfection, everytime. Even people that can hardly cook have one.


What's yours?


Mine is the omelet. I promise you, you won't find a better one anywhere else.


inb4 easy mac & mi goreng
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#2
Bacon bun.

No one cooks bacon like me. No one.
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#3
Apple pie.
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#4
Fish fingers. Bitches don't know about my fish cooking skills.
And toad in the hole.
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everything that you've come to expect


#7
Mayo and Ketchup anyone? I make it the best.
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#8
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Mayo and Ketchup anyone? I make it the best.


Pink sauce is bad and you should feel bad.
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everything that you've come to expect


#10
I can make good pizzas and lasagne, and I'm really good at baking. My cakes never go wrong.
#13
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Well I thought mine was omelette, but apparently you're better than me


Sorry bro, you can cook the second best omelet
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#14
Jambalaya
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#15
I can usually make a pretty damn good egg sandwich...

4-5 eggs + peppers, mushrooms, salt, pepper, and Frank's red hot sauce
Large English biscuit, grilled and buttered
A small amount of cheddar cheese

and

A tall mug of ultra-strong coffee (the kind with an oil slick)

I stopped eating cereal 5 years ago when I mistook Kashi high-fiber for Mini-wheats, ate the whole damn box while finishing a final, and then proceeded to go to class. Gurgle, gurgle, OH SHIIII
#18
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Pink sauce is bad and you should feel bad.


This is why I'm the best

You're making it wrong.
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#19
Quesadillas, all day, every day. That's how I roll.
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#20
cereal
Whenever the Will to Power, in no matter what form, begins to decline, a physiological retrogression, decadence always supervenes.
-Friedrich Nietzsche
#21
Chicken and steak fajitas. I make them the same way the restaurant I used to work at did, and they were flawless.
My God, it's full of stars!
#22
I am the grill man at my house. Burgers, steaks, salmon, fajitas, you name it
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#23
Homemade pizza (used to be a pizza maker)... made with homemade dough, Brushed garlic crust, whole basil leaves under fresh sliced tomato covered with thick mozzarella.
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#24
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Sorry bro, you can cook the second best omelet

Don't worry man, I'm sure I'm still the best at instant noodles and Cup a Soup.
#25
you'll never see a more perfectly scrambled egg than the ones i cook.
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#26
Fajitas, steaks, cheeseburgers, and chili.
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#27
Hob Nobs.
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#29
I make ****ing killer pizza, an awesome full english breakfast and an alright pesto mushroom and bacon pasta.
#31
Mash Potatoes

...modes and scales are still useless.


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#33
Steak. My marinating abilities will surpass anyone and everyone's.
I'm just like the Jonas Brothers,

I'm no longer relevant and write mediocre music.


#34
Hamburgers - bacon, cheese, dressing.

Pasta with feta, olives, tomato, onion, olive oil.

I'm a lousy chef and I can easily find better dishes of this if I just enter a random restaurant.
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#36
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Bowl of cheerios. Nobody does it better.

What you think you do? COME AT ME!! We can settle this like men!!


Last Year, I poured a bowl of cereal where there was no extra milk or cereal at the end, and every spoonful had a perfect ratio of each. TWICE.
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#38
Omelet. Everything else I made that was really good, I forgot how to make or I lost the recipe I made and I can't seem to recall all the ingredients. But I always make a great omelet.
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#39
Dill pickles.
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#40
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Steak. My marinating abilities will surpass anyone and everyone's.


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