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#2
Wat.

I don't know any Pagan hairdressers.
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#3
What. If my hair was made of water then maybe.
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#5
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I believe in killing people who do things according to the phases of the moon.


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#6
I believe cutting your hair with scissors makes your hair shorter.

How does.. Man there's some weird people out there.
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#8
Astrologists also believe the movement of celestial bodies have a direct impact on how your day will go.

Some people just can't be trusted, TS.
When some stranger on the internet says it is so, it must be so.
#11
For some reason this thread made me thing of The Sun

http://weeklyworldnews.com/the-sun/

It's like the Onion news of "My cousin married Bigfoot" magazines
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#12
I believe that Astrology is as vacuous as the space it worships...
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#13
That's almost as crazy as this book I read where some guy created a world with a guy and a girl, made them reproduce like crazy to grow a population, and then became a massive dick to them until he made his son go down there and get killed by them.
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#14
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Astrologists are just as dumb as Daily Mail readers.

Now that's just an insult to astrologists.
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#15
What kind of witchery is this?
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#16
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Now that's just an insult to astrologists.

No it isn't.
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#17
I think we're missing the point here...

The guy with the Metallica avatar reads HairBoutique.com

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#18
i dont believe in cutting my hair
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#19
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I think we're missing the point here...

The guy with the Metallica avatar reads HairBoutique.com

point and laugh, point and laugh, point and laugh.

Makes perfect sense to me
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#21
My hair only gets shorter when I cut under a full moon. I know this to be true: I have only ever had my hair cut under full moons, and it has got shorter everytime.
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#22
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My hair only gets shorter when I cut under a full moon. I know this to be true: I have only ever had my hair cut under full moons, and it has got shorter everytime.

Weirdo.
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#23
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My hair only gets shorter when I cut under a full moon. I know this to be true: I have only ever had my hair cut under full moons, and it has got shorter everytime.

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#26
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My hair only gets shorter when I cut under a full moon. I know this to be true: I have only ever had my hair cut under full moons, and it has got shorter everytime.


I have a rebuttle to this claim, every time I have my hair cut under a full moon it seems to have gotten longer. This proves astrologists are wrong.
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#27
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Now that's just an insult to astrologists.

Nah it's definitely giving them more credit than they deserve.
#28
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I have a rebuttle to this claim, every time I have my hair cut under a full moon it seems to have gotten longer. This proves astrologists are wrong.

When the next full moon comes I shall pretend to be Trowzaa and cut my hair. Perhaps it differs from person to person.
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#29
Seriously, nobody here cuts their hair according to the moon?

What the **** kind of place is this!?
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#30
Actually, TS, in relation to cutting your hair according to astrological signs in hope of longer, stronger hair, refer to the first quote in your sig.
#31
lol astrology. Anyone who believes that shit has the mental capacity of a kid with downs syndrome.
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#33
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Seriously, nobody here cuts their hair according to the moon?

What the **** kind of place is this!?

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#34
On the contrary, i'm vehemently against cutting my hair according to the moon phases.

Mostly cause wtf
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#35
Anyone actually read this article?

She says she has no doubt in her mind that the moon affects hair growth.
Goes on to say that she can't guarantee any results.
I sense a smart person here.
#36
Of course. What do you take me for, a Capricorn?
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#37
It doesn't count if you just do it by the phases, you have to get your hair cut in the moonlight and offer each strand of fallen hair to the moon before you burn it. Trust me, it works.
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#39
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It doesn't count if you just do it by the phases, you have to get your hair cut in the moonlight and offer each strand of fallen hair to the moon before you burn it. Trust me, it works.


I've found that offering them in bundles of ten works better. However you need to make sure they are all the same length. And no cheating by cutting them,or the endless cosmos will make you have an unpleasant day. It's true.
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