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Yes, I would
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No, I wouldn't
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Voters: 70.
#1
Let's say you're the leader of your respective country. You're relaxing in your office one day, when God/some higher power appears before you, and says that as long as you ritually sacrifice a morally good person once a week, every week, your nation will have good fortune (winning wars, good economy, etc). Would you do it?


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#2
I'll find a morally good person who wishes to die. Euthanasia sacrifice.
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#3
As I would be the only one that is qualified enough to be sacrificed, no.
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#5
Yes, that course of action is quite obvious without a divine commandment. Morally upright people can suck it.
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#6
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I would sacrifice Jeter

Obviously, since God wouldn't want anyone on the Phillies.
#7
Human sacrifice is some of the most metal shit ever.

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#8
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I'll find a morally good person who wishes to die. Euthanasia sacrifice.


Yeah he's morally good right? So he knows that what he's doing is the best option to keep his people prosperous and his sacrifice isn't in vain.
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#9
Yes. More lives would be saved by the sacrifice of one. For the greater good, etc.
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#10
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Obviously, since God wouldn't want anyone on the Phillies.

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#11
Sure, why not? I'm already the leader of the country, wtf do I care?
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#12
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Yeah he's morally good right? So he knows that what he's doing is the best option to keep his people prosperous and his sacrifice isn't in vain.


Exactly. Sorted. The only problem is when you run out of people that want to die. Then you just force the old people to die since they're not doing anything anymore.
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#13
I'd find someone who's so morally good that he's willing to voluntarily be sacrificed.
If there aren't enough of those people, then I wouldn't force anyone

god can suck it
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#14
Sure, sacrifice one, win the war next day, more sacrifices ready to go and die for my prosperity
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the point of life is to die.
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#15
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Exactly. Sorted. The only problem is when you run out of people that want to die. Then you just force the old people to die since they're not doing anything anymore.



I'm sure with convincing, they'll realize that the future is in the young.
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#16
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Yeah he's morally good right? So he knows that what he's doing is the best option to keep his people prosperous and his sacrifice isn't in vain.


Well, at this point, there is a higher power that needs to be satisfied... so yeah!
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#18
for my last request i would ask him if i can piss in his ear...if nothing else it would delay my death
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#19
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Good luck finding a morally good person in this modern world of ours...I don't think they exist anymore. So, in the end, you're screwed either way.

I guess your only option is to sacrifice that God themselves.
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#20
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Good luck finding a morally good person in this modern world of ours...I don't think they exist anymore. So, in the end, you're screwed either way.


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#22
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Yes. More lives would be saved by the sacrifice of one. For the greater good, etc.


This is a good point.

But wouldn't it suck to be that guy that gets chosen.

For this, I chose no. It's a major human rights violation and you can achieve prosperity by other means.
#23
Assuming God exists


I'd do it just because.
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#25
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Let's say you're the leader of your respective country. You're relaxing in your office one day, when God/some higher power appears before you, and says that as long as you ritually sacrifice a morally good person once a week, every week, your nation will have good fortune (winning wars, good economy, etc). Would you do it?


inb4 "THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!!" Just play along

Are you first?
#26
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#28
James Dobson and Focus on the Family would keep our nation prosperous for centuries. Plus all the feel good moments it would give me.
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#29
What if two rival countries do this and challenge each other to war?

Would the winner be decided, ironically, by who sacrifices more people?
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#30
And the poll is tied. I'd go ahead and do it. Good way to keep the law in effect, crush my opposition, and thanks to winning all those wars, own the planet.
#32
I'd get him high so he'd require pepperoni pizza instead of human sacrifices.
#33
Quote by ethan_hanus
Good luck finding a morally good person in this modern world of ours...I don't think they exist anymore. So, in the end, you're screwed either way.

Clearly you need to sacrifice yourself then.
#34
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Good luck finding a morally good person in this modern world of ours...I don't think they exist anymore. So, in the end, you're screwed either way.

True that.

I said no
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But theres no reason why i cant be free like a raspberry stuck to the back of a horny elephants ass.

This is maybe the worst comparison in the history of comparisons.
#35
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Good luck finding a morally good person in this modern world of ours...I don't think they exist anymore. So, in the end, you're screwed either way.


uh...


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inb4 "THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!!" Just play along



inb4 "THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!!" Just play along


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inb4 "THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!!" Just play along



Maybe, just maybe you should read the full post. D:
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