#1
I've noticed that a lot of you don't know that these are different things. I've decided (being the good person that I am) to inform you of the error of your ways.


Soccer: Freaky armless sport where the goal is to kick a ball into a goal.


Football: Rugby for pussies. Do I need to say more?


Discuss.
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#2
Football is played with your feet. Hence the name. Football the rugby sport doesn't matter. That's for them yanks. The european style of football is the only sport that's relevant. And why you call that sport football is beyond me. But your country is topsy turvy.
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#4
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Football is played with your feet. Hence the name. Football the rugby sport doesn't matter. That's for them yanks. The european style of football is the only sport that's relevant. And why you call that sport football is beyond me. But your country is topsy turvy.

Well you punt with a foot
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#5
*Obligatory typo in title post*

I'm American but prefer soccer.
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#7
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Well you punt with a foot


Yeah, like after every touchdown, which you get by using your arms.
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#8
Soccer sucks nuts. One hour of play, 15 seconds of entertainment.

Football is good, but only the pros. College football is for idiots. It's like the NCAA developed rules against good defense.

But baseball is the most entertaining sport IMO.
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#11
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Well you punt with a foot


No punt intended but. Shut up.
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#12
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Soccer sucks nuts. One hour of play, 15 seconds of entertainment.

Football is good, but only the pros. College football is for idiots. It's like the NCAA developed rules against good defense.

But baseball is the most entertaining sport IMO.


An hour and a half actually.
Somebody find that link where it says like in a 4 hour game of football they only play for about 11 minutes or something, I can't be arsed finding it.
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#13
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An hour and a half actually.
Somebody find that link where it says like in a 4 hour game of football they only play for about 11 minutes or something, I can't be arsed finding it.


That would be Barcelona.
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#14
Football is more dangerous than Rugby.

Just saying.
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#15
Calling soccer football makes more sense, but I still call it soccer.
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#16
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Calling soccer football makes more sense, but I still call it soccer.


Sucker.
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#17
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That would be Barcelona.


I meant yankie football
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