#1
i have heard an analogy, that man as are crabs, pulling down those that reach the top in order to pull ourselves upward. none ever escape because they perpetually pull each other downward.

i propose we allow one to escape.

we, as a collective shall choose a champion, who we will train, to become the greatest guitar player alive!
what do you guys think?

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#3
I will be your champion. I have an SG - it's an Ephiphone, blasphemy, I know, but it'll do. When do we start, capn?
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#4
So far I haven't heard anyone bash Guthrie Govan. I thought we were already doing this...

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#7


I vote for her.


dat guitar face....
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#10
I am worthy. Not only am I into analorgies, I also have crabs.
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#11
There are times
When you find
Lobsters in a bucket
Can't climb out
Why won't they climb away?
Because other lobsters
Pull them down

Cherry pits and paper clips
And people talking smack
Giant squid he comes right up
And pull your train right off the track.
Mammoth broom will swoop right down
And sweep you in a hole.

Friends help each other
Any way they can
When you're up at bat
They'll be your biggest fan
When you're in a pit
they'll pull you out of it
It ain't wrong to write a song
For all your friends to sing along.

People too me and you
Can also be like lobsters in bucket
It's all just one big mess
Please don't be a lobster
Friends are best
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#12
name your Prodigy Pit, for It shall be your Savior.

those who believe they are worthy, regale us with tales of your greatness.
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#13
Once we get the greatest guitar player evar, he shall shatter his guitar into a million pieces. Each piece of his guitar shall represent a fragment of his skill. Every musician, even non-guitarists, will covet for these fragments.

amirite?
#15
Yeah, so I'm just gonna go ahead and go with Guthrie Govan on this one.
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#16
c'mon, Pit!
surely, there is one champion among you!
If you do something right, no one will know you've done anything at all

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#20
I got the poison, I got the remedy,
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#24
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i have heard an analogy, that man as are crabs, pulling down those that reach the top in order to pull ourselves upward. none ever escape because they perpetually pull each other downward.

i propose we allow one to escape.

...Ayn Rand?! IS THAT YOU?!?!
#27
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name your Prodigy Pit, for It shall be your Savior.

those who believe they are worthy, regale us with tales of your greatness.



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c'mon, Pit!
surely, there is one champion among you!


I still stand by these statements! Is there no hero among you?!?


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'Tis not.
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#29
It makes sense though.

What if an alien race comes, and be like guitar duel, winner gets the planet as his stage.

We'd better have a good one.

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#32
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#34
I don't know what this threads about, but u may have just given me an idea for the short story thing lmao
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#35
guitars are objectively the lamest instruments

why don't you find a prodigy of something that matters
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#36
I have seen a lot of crabs escape personally actually they are kind of known for it you have to have a lid if you want to keep them as pets
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