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A Colorado woman dropped her pants at a museum and rubbed her rear end all over a painting valued at $30 million, according to police.

Carmen Tisch, 36, was arrested after scratching, punching and, well, rubbing her butt against Clyfford Still's "1957-J no.2" and causing an estimated $10,000 damage to the artwork at the Clyfford Still Museum in Denver. Police believe she was drunk during the late December incident.

"You have to wonder where her friends were," a spokeswoman for the district attorney's office told the Denver Post.

Tisch was charged with felony criminal mischief on Wednesday and has been held on a $20,000 bond since the incident in late December, said Lynn Kimbrough, spokeswoman for the Denver District Attorney's Office.

The oil-on-canvas abstract expressionist painting was spared additional damage when the woman tried to urinate on it but apparently missed.

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What would lead someone to think, even while drunk, "Hey, I'm gonna rub my butt on that painting."
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That painting looks like shit.
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Is the painting in the article the Before or the After picture?
Damn modern art, you crayzeh.
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Another thing, how the fuck is that painting worth millions? It looks like something I painted in nursery school.
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What would lead someone to think, even while drunk, "Hey, I'm gonna rub my butt on that painting."

You obviously don't drink that much.
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Another thing, how the fuck is that painting worth millions? It looks like something I painted in nursery school.

Yea, I've never understood modern "art."
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Yea, I've never understood modern "art."


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Yea, I've never understood modern "art."

That's because it's a subjectless painting that looks like a 1 year old spat up on it and rubbed it around on the canvas.

As is most modern art.
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inb4 debate over why art is bullshit


It wouldn't be a debate, it'd be an agreement.
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That's because it's a subjectless painting that looks like a 1 year old spat up on it and rubbed it around on the canvas.

As is most modern art.

Some modern art is good. This, however, is not it. It looks like my bathroom wall after a year of hot showers and no proper ventilation.
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She didn't realize the "put it down on me" song didn't apply to paintings...
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Why she was arsing around drunk in a museum, is what I'm wondering.
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I'm sure it was a crappy painting anyway.
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Why she was arsing around drunk in a museum, is what I'm wondering.

...Actually that kind of sounds like a good time.
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This is relevant to my interests.

I want to do a painting on her butt

...with my phallus.
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...Actually that kind of sounds like a good time.


I'd probably enjoy the art a lot more, or understand it. Or something.


Actually, I'm going to start visiting art exhibits high.
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I'd probably enjoy the art a lot more, or understand it. Or something.


Actually, I'm going to start visiting art exhibits high.


Try LSD.

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I'd probably enjoy the art a lot more, or understand it. Or something.


Actually, I'm going to start visiting art exhibits high.
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So down.

Dali's one of my favorite artists, for the sheer fact that he makes me uncomfortable.

National acclaim as geniuses would only be the cherry on top.
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Is the painting in the article the Before or the After picture?
Damn modern art, you crayzeh.

Modern art makes me want to rock out.

This whole thing is hilarious.
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In Soviet Russia, a drunk painting rubs her butt on a lady.

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Another thing, how the fuck is that painting worth millions? It looks like something I painted in nursery school.

Oh god, inb4 a million modern art fans calling it the best shit ever


Also, that woman is now my favorite person on the planet. I want to marry her so we can plan a trip to france, get wasted and rub our asses on everything in the Louvre.
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May that cunt rot in hell
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Oh god, inb4 a million modern art fans calling it the best shit ever

This is UG. To most people around here, any painting that's not of something "metal" like satan butt-fudging Dimebag Darrell while Stalin watches while he's hanging out the window of a monster truck wouldn't qualify as art.
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