Poll: Do you use the transitive property?
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View poll results: Do you use the transitive property?
Yes
13 38%
No
21 62%
Voters: 34.
#1
Do you use this in real life, either as a joke or seriously? I know I end up at least pretending it rings true for certain things, such as I touched girl ->she touched boob ->I touched boob, it makes for some fun at times and can help win arguments.

What's your stance on the transitive property? Do YOU ever use it?
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#2
No. Although I used to feel weird kissing a girl after she gave me dome, but I got over that.
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#3
No. Because it's not viable at all.
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#4
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Do you use this in real life, either as a joke or seriously? I know I end up at least pretending it rings true for certain things, such as I touched girl ->she touched boob ->I touched boob, it makes for some fun at times and can help win arguments.

What's your stance on the transitive property? Do YOU ever use it?

You kiss girl - girl has kissed other men/ given blow jobs - LOL U GAVE MEN BLOW JOBS AND KISSED OTHER MEN.
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#6
Sometimes it can be used correctly
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#7
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No. Why?
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How was Confucius death metal?
You've clearly never read any Confuscius.

As I wait on the edge of the earth,
I can see the walls being torn down again
Only to be rebuilt in another name,
On a different day
#8
Sometimes. It pisses me off when people use it in sports.

"Team A lost to Team B, but Team C beat Team B, therefore Team C is better than Team A."
#9
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No. Because it's not viable at all.

This. It basically has no practical application outside of philosophical debates.
#10
lol I've thought about before though.
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#11
I don't like TS > TS uses trasitive property > I don't like transitive property.

#13
God is love--->Love is blind---->Stevie Wonder is blind--->Stevie Wonder is God
People call me a nobody--->Nobody's perfect--->Only God is perfect--->
I am God---> I am Stevie Wonder
#14
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No because that means I've slept with about 10 times as many guys as girls.



..What's wrong with that?
#15
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..What's wrong with that?

Well for one it means he can only get with dirty, easy skanks...
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#16
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Well for one it means he can only get with dirty, easy skanks...


..What's wrong with that?
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#17
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..What's wrong with that?

The word "only."

You've got to balance it out my man.

Pussy equilibrium.
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#18
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The word "only."

You've got to balance it out my man.

Pussy equilibrium.


But if he's sleeping with 10x more men than women, doesn't that kind of just kill the pussy equilibrium to begin with?
#19
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#22
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God is love--->Love is blind---->Stevie Wonder is blind--->Stevie Wonder is God
People call me a nobody--->Nobody's perfect--->Only God is perfect--->
I am God---> I am Stevie Wonder



I use it for things like this all the time
#23
I use it in sports to reassure myself on the day of a game against a team we haven't played before, if we beat a team that beat our current opposition. Inevitably we lose these, despite my logical application of the transitive property.
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#24
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No. Although I used to feel weird kissing a girl after she gave me dome, but I got over that.

Woah dude, slow down. What if she swallows and then later regurgitates your load down your throat like a mother bird.

That's gross, man.
#25
I voted "no"...beause I don't...

Oh, and I misread this title as "The Transvestite Property". Fact.
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#26
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Woah dude, slow down. What if she swallows and then later regurgitates your load down your throat like a mother bird.

That's gross, man.

Why would I want to regurgitate it down hi....
#27
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Why would I want to regurgitate it down hi....

When I reached the "...." all I could picture is this

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Snake?

Snake?

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#28
Is that what they call generalization fallacies in inductive arguments to magically make something that's false, true?
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#29
I read a book->it contained information->information is power->I RULE THE WORLD!!!

Is that how it works? I've never actually heard of TP until now.
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#30
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When I reached the "...." all I could picture is this


That's pretty much exactly how I looked at the time of writing. Except in just a towel...
#31
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I read a book->it contained information->information is power->I RULE THE WORLD!!!

Is that how it works? I've never actually heard of TP until now.

It's a mathematical quality more than anything. A>B, B>C, so A>C
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What happened to Snake?

Snake?

Snake?

SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE?!


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#32
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It's a mathematical quality more than anything. A>B, B>C, so A>C

Oh, I think I understand. Someone on the first page said something about Team A being beaten by Team B, who was beaten by Team C. Therefore Team A was beaten by Team C.

To be honest, now that I know that it works like that, I can't think of funny stuff to make up about it
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