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"**** you, nobody talks to me anyway"
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Yah, I was a little kid, and the dog was always humping legs. I figured "well wtf, poor guy doesn't has any thumbs"
Settings > Adjust Brightness...find charger, think I'm on like 30 something percent cause I didn't bother charging it properly tis morning...

I cry because my phone is dead and the charger is in the car and I don't want to put on shoes to go get it.
To be vulnerable is needed most of all, if you intend to truly fall apart.

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You have no idea how much I don't want to tell stories about my mother's vaginal slime on the internet.

I make music sometimes.
I turn off the porn.
Most of the important things

in the world have been accomplished

by people who have kept on

trying when there seemed to be no hope at all
I stop using it if I'm away from a charger.

If I'm at home or something I don't care and plug it in while it's still on.
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my fetish is dudes with dicks small enough to pee on their own sacks.
"can I put off charging till later?"
"oh, I can?"
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I'll logic you right in the thyroid.

Art & Lutherie
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I stop using it as much as possible if I know I won't be able to charge it soon.

This along with "God dammit."
Check out my band Disturbed
I'm just like

"**** it, I cbf charging it."

1 week later

*charges phone*

*listens to super important voice mail*

"15%? I can hold up. Wait, 5%? Where the hell did that 10% go? Alright, I can still go on this. Just don't use it for anything but calls."

"Alright, I need to make a call no---Fuck."

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I realize that I still have about an hour before it dies so it doesn't really phase me.
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But my reaction to it was SATSUGAI!! (Japanese for murder)

Are you japanese?
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect

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Are you japanese?

Nah, Afrikaans actually. In Afrikaans it is commen to say the next few words when someone is messing with you: JOU MA SE POES! Ends the trolling right there. We people are ****ed

Don't get an Ipod.
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I also have to do that. Cottaging this weekend
i let it die and charge it later that way i have a reputation of letting my phone die so if i don't want to talk to someone when they call i just say it died again
It beeps obnoxiously every couple of minutes so my reaction is along the lines of "STOP BEEPING AT ME I HEARD YOU THE FIRST TEN TIMES!", at which point I shut it off so I won't have to listen to it any more.
Steam /PSN/Most Accounts - rjdusa
SCII: rjdusa :351
1 bar of battery left: Who cares. Got another day or so left on it.

No bars and blinking: Lets see how few chimes it will make before I'm able to plug it in.
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You have excellent taste in literature, dear sir

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You have excellent taste in video games, good sir.

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You have terrible taste in signatures, idiotic sir.

its an iPhone so i turn down the brightness, close all apps and turn off wi-fi and location services to conserve my last 20% as much as i can.
Chelsea FC

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As for the swim team member that drowned, it just means the swim team just got a lot better. Same with him too, it's time to move on, the weakest link is gone...
20% battery left... ehh w.e

20% battery left while im sitting in a 3 and a half hour lecture. ****!
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MXR M234 Analog Chorus
DeltaLab Digital Delay
Planet Waves Tuner Pedal
Why is it that when your phone has **** all battery left, and it starts lowering the brightness etc. to make it last does it like to flash or vibrate every 2 seconds?!

How is a constant flash helping power saver mode?
PSN: Shibuib
add me

Elvis Presley aint got no soul, Chuck Berry is rock and roll.

Depends. If I know I'll need it before I get a charger, but not immediately I'll turn it off.
That's very rare though so I'll just let it run dry

I turn it off in case I need to make an emergency call or something.
He's a freak of nature, but we love him so.

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Music isn't the Olympics. It's not about showing other people what you can do with a piece of wood in your hands that has strings on, it's about making sounds that are good.
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