Poll: snorting blow off a strippers tits: underrated or overrated?
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View poll results: snorting blow off a strippers tits: underrated or overrated?
Definitely underrated. its f*cking awesome bro :down:
7 8%
Overrated. it didn't live up to my expectations :sad:
3 4%
Huh, did I miss something? how could it possibly be overrated?! :wtf:
3 4%
Drugs are for losers...but i would snort a celery stick off a strippers tits! :five:
19 23%
What a random ass thread :bounce:
11 13%
Never tried it, but I'd imagine it'd be the cats meow :liplick:
8 10%
Dude, its not 1978 anymore.. :haha:
18 22%
*puts this on to-do list* :waldo:
14 17%
Voters: 83.
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#1
this is one of those things on my to-do list before i die. it just seems like a rockstar thing to do and i like to think of myself as a rockstar. so to anyone that has done this do you think it will live up to my expectations?
#2
gurl was walkin2 skewl wit her bf n they were crossin da rode. she sed "bbz will u luv me 4evr" he said "NO.."" da gurl cryed N ran across da rode b4 da green man came on the sine. boy was cryin and went to pic up her body. she was ded. he whispered 2 her corpse "I ment 2 sey i will luv u FIVE-ever..." (dat mean he luv her moar den 4evr) xxx~*...like dis if u cry evry time...~*xxx
#4
Quote by Portuguese_boy
gurl was walkin2 skewl wit her bf n they were crossin da rode. she sed "bbz will u luv me 4evr" he said "NO.."" da gurl cryed N ran across da rode b4 da green man came on the sine. boy was cryin and went to pic up her body. she was ded. he whispered 2 her corpse "I ment 2 sey i will luv u FIVE-ever..." (dat mean he luv her moar den 4evr) xxx~*...like dis if u cry evry time...~*xxx

Kjell likes this.
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#5
Just when I thought your threads couldn't be more stupid or random
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#7
A gurl was n da prk wit her bf n she sed "bbz dya lyk ma tits?"
he said "NO..."
da gurl cryed N her tits caught fire n she died.
boi was cryin and went to pick up her body.
she ded.
he wisperd 2 her corpse "ur tits r Stunnahz 2K11 Bbz" and den he blu up
and died 2!! :'(

xxx~*...LIKE DIS IF U CRY EVRY TIME...*~xxx
#8
Think id rather wank off my dad than snort coke off a aids ridden strippers tits to be quite honest.
Is it hot in here??

This one time in Dubai.....

#9
Quote by Portuguese_boy
gurl was walkin2 skewl wit her bf n they were crossin da rode. she sed "bbz will u luv me 4evr" he said "NO.."" da gurl cryed N ran across da rode b4 da green man came on the sine. boy was cryin and went to pic up her body. she was ded. he whispered 2 her corpse "I ment 2 sey i will luv u FIVE-ever..." (dat mean he luv her moar den 4evr) xxx~*...like dis if u cry evry time...~*xxx



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#10
meh hookers are for people who can't get laid unless they pay for it, and cocaine is the dirtiest drug of the lot.

so i'll pass.

gimme some acid and a pink floyd concert anyday
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#11
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meh hookers are for people who can't get laid unless they pay for it, and cocaine is the dirtiest drug of the lot.

so i'll pass.

gimme some acid and a pink floyd concert anyday


question: would you lick acid off a strippers tits?

(btw its powerful acid and pink floyd is playing in the background)
#14
Cocaine is for snorting off hookers' asses, not strippers' tits.
Money beats soul every time.

Money beats soul...every time.

Money...beats soul...every...goddamn...time.
#16
Quote by Portuguese_boy
gurl was walkin2 skewl wit her bf n they were crossin da rode. she sed "bbz will u luv me 4evr" he said "NO.."" da gurl cryed N ran across da rode b4 da green man came on the sine. boy was cryin and went to pic up her body. she was ded. he whispered 2 her corpse "I ment 2 sey i will luv u FIVE-ever..." (dat mean he luv her moar den 4evr) xxx~*...like dis if u cry evry time...~*xxx

****ing hell
#17
A fair maiden was travelling to her institute of education with her betrothed, and they came upon a thoroughfare which needed to be traversed. She asked of him "Oh dearheart, wilt thou cherish me forevermore?", unto which he replied "Nay, milady...". The maiden, beset with grief, strode out onto the thoroughfare before it was advisable to cross. The young man, overcome with lamentation, walked out to clutch her body. The maiden had perished. He whispered to her lifeless frame, "It was my intent to declare my adoration for you forevermore and after." (Thus implying to cherish her longer than forever)

Approve this if you wept.


I never expected to have to use this again >_>
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A fair maiden was travelling to her institute of education with her betrothed, and they came upon a thoroughfare which needed to be traversed. She asked of him "Oh dearheart, wilt thou cherish me forevermore?", unto which he replied "Nay, milady...". The maiden, beset with grief, strode out onto the thoroughfare before it was advisable to cross. The young man, overcome with lamentation, walked out to clutch her body. The maiden had perished. He whispered to her lifeless frame, "It was my intent to declare my adoration for you forevermore and after." (Thus implying to cherish her longer than forever)

Approve this if you wept.


I never expected to have to use this again >_>

I approve
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#21
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Scene girls are hot. I'd **** them when they're of legal age.

I would not snort anything off a hooker/stripper. Nothing personal, I just want to snort my stuff off sanitary places.
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#22
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#23
Quote by Portuguese_boy
gurl was walkin2 skewl wit her bf n they were crossin da rode. she sed "bbz will u luv me 4evr" he said "NO.."" da gurl cryed N ran across da rode b4 da green man came on the sine. boy was cryin and went to pic up her body. she was ded. he whispered 2 her corpse "I ment 2 sey i will luv u FIVE-ever..." (dat mean he luv her moar den 4evr) xxx~*...like dis if u cry evry time...~*xxx


That's going on my FB.
#24
Quote by entity0009
A fair maiden was travelling to her institute of education with her betrothed, and they came upon a thoroughfare which needed to be traversed. She asked of him "Oh dearheart, wilt thou cherish me forevermore?", unto which he replied "Nay, milady...". The maiden, beset with grief, strode out onto the thoroughfare before it was advisable to cross. The young man, overcome with lamentation, walked out to clutch her body. The maiden had perished. He whispered to her lifeless frame, "It was my intent to declare my adoration for you forevermore and after." (Thus implying to cherish her longer than forever)

Approve this if you wept.


I never expected to have to use this again >_>

Yea verily, I approve.


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That's going on my FB.

I've got 23 likes already.
#26
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Yes.
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#27
Quote by kikaykitko

I would not snort anything off a hooker/stripper. Nothing personal, I just want to snort my stuff off sanitary places.


...

*Crosses that off out list*

Damn. >_>
#28
Well, since both strippers and coke are over-rated, I'm going with over-rated. If it was snorting molly off sluts' tits on the other hand, I'm totally with it.
#29
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Well, since both strippers and coke are over-rated, I'm going with over-rated. If it was snorting molly off sluts' tits on the other hand, I'm totally with it.

Snorting what now?
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#32
Quote by jimmyled
Well, since both strippers and coke are over-rated, I'm going with over-rated. If it was snorting molly off sluts' tits on the other hand, I'm totally with it.



If you found a stripper named Molly you could snort Molly while you're with Molly.
#33
Quote by Portuguese_boy
gurl was walkin2 skewl wit her bf n they were crossin da rode. she sed "bbz will u luv me 4evr" he said "NO.."" da gurl cryed N ran across da rode b4 da green man came on the sine. boy was cryin and went to pic up her body. she was ded. he whispered 2 her corpse "I ment 2 sey i will luv u FIVE-ever..." (dat mean he luv her moar den 4evr) xxx~*...like dis if u cry evry time...~*xxx

THis made me laugh so much more then it should have.


___

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she was saying things like... do you want to netflix and chill but just the chill part...too bad she'll never know that I only like the Netflix part...
#34
Quote by entity0009
A fair maiden was travelling to her institute of education with her betrothed, and they came upon a thoroughfare which needed to be traversed. She asked of him "Oh dearheart, wilt thou cherish me forevermore?", unto which he replied "Nay, milady...". The maiden, beset with grief, strode out onto the thoroughfare before it was advisable to cross. The young man, overcome with lamentation, walked out to clutch her body. The maiden had perished. He whispered to her lifeless frame, "It was my intent to declare my adoration for you forevermore and after." (Thus implying to cherish her longer than forever)

Approve this if you wept.


I never expected to have to use this again >_>


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#35
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Scene girls are hot. I'd **** them when they're of legal age.

I would not snort anything off a hooker/stripper. Nothing personal, I just want to snort my stuff off sanitary places.

It's hard to find scene girls of legal age around here. They all look like anime characters
#36
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I'd rather have them suck my dick while I fuck dat ass


You can do both at the same time?!
#37
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You can do both at the same time?!

I guess a contortionist and someone with diphallia.
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#39
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It's hard to find scene girls of legal age around here. They all look like anime characters

Card them? Who cares? For jailbait, I'd go to jail. Plenty of sex there.

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You can do both at the same time?!

You didn't know that? You're clearly doing it wrong.
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