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This is the thread of why... ask odd questions or better yet answer odd questions

My question is ... why do home toilet seats go all the way around... but public seat are kinda cresent moon shaped... what's up with that?
Originally posted by adVENTURA
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Last edited by Dezerado at Jan 7, 2012,
#2
cost
Quote by denfilade
For a moment I thought velcro shoes were ones with the whole bottom made of velcro

She could walk up your pubes with those

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this post has aids
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and 07'ers will always be well-respected members of UG society.
#6
So your peepee doesn't touch it.

Which way I fly is Hell; myself am Hell;
And, in the lowest deep, a lower deep
Still threatening to devour me opens wide,
To which the Hell I suffer seems a Heaven.



Bored? read these, or this
#7
Quote by mesopatamius
So your peepee doesn't touch it.

My god rim twang in public toilets makes me want to take my own life
#9
I've got one.

Why the hell is there now a "UG's ONLY post pictures of kittens thread?"

According to the OP, it's because "every forum needs a bit of d'awwwwwwwwww every now and then."

I think that's bullsht.

As for TS' question here, let me answer it with another question. Do you relish the idea of your nuts touching down on the rim of a bowl where countless other nuts have just been freshly planted all day long?
Do you feel warm within your cage?

And have you figured out yet -


Life goes by?
Quote by Hydra150
There's a dick on Earth, too
It's you
#11
Quote by giraffe man
Why do we urinate out of our genitals?

That's not urination, it's ejaculation. Get it right, man.
Do you feel warm within your cage?

And have you figured out yet -


Life goes by?
Quote by Hydra150
There's a dick on Earth, too
It's you
#12
Why do we need infinite energy to go the speed of light? There's no speed limit in space, who's gonna stop me the einsteinium police?
#13
Quote by jrcsgtpeppers
Why do we need infinite energy to go the speed of light? There's no speed limit in space, who's gonna stop me the einsteinium police?

About 5 months ago I could have answered this.

281-330-8004, that's my cell phone number, hit me up on the low
#14
Quote by moscaespañol
About 5 months ago I could have answered this.

I understand the math is correct, but I want to know why.

Why are the saints murdering the lions?
#15
Quote by jrcsgtpeppers
I understand the math is correct, but I want to know why.

Why are the saints murdering the lions?

Because the Saints are a superior team.


Glad I could help.

281-330-8004, that's my cell phone number, hit me up on the low
#16
Why am I black?

Why is the mind of a female such an enigma?
Trust me, I'm a Jedi.

Quote by Minkaro
You must control your use of the force, young Trizek.
#17
That's very true... I'm still rooting for the broncos! They're gonna get their ass kicked though

I want to know if you can change light waves like wub wubs. Take the wave and turn it into a saw or square. What colour will that make?
#18
Because you're black.
WARNING:
The above is most likely sarcasm, so fuck yourself if you're offended.
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Hey look! An intelligent post!
Quote by WCPhils
One time I saw a religious person eating so I don't do that anymore.
Quote by Joshua Garcia
Save water. Drink alcohol.
#20
Why did I let her go?
Why don't I give people the chance to accept me?
Why do my friends not like me?
Why do I get used?
Why did I get myself in this latest predicament?
Why can't I love myself?
Why do I ruin all the good things in my life?
Why do I have to hurt someone before they hurt me?
Why do I have such low self esteem?
Why did she do this?

/depression and cynicalism
Slappa tha bass
#21
Quote by hootie37
Why did I let her go?
Why don't I give people the chance to accept me?
Why do my friends not like me?
Why do I get used?
Why did I get myself in this latest predicament?
Why can't I love myself?
Why do I ruin all the good things in my life?
Why do I have to hurt someone before they hurt me?
Why do I have such low self esteem?
Why did she do this?
Why did I post this and make everybody depressed?

/depression and cynicalism
..
WARNING:
The above is most likely sarcasm, so fuck yourself if you're offended.
Quote by shavorules42
Hey look! An intelligent post!
Quote by WCPhils
One time I saw a religious person eating so I don't do that anymore.
Quote by Joshua Garcia
Save water. Drink alcohol.
#22
why would she lie?
please answer
If you do something right, no one will know you've done anything at all

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#23
Why can't everyone just chill?
I'd like to help, but not as much as I'd like not to.


"To be successful, you need to be a good musician. To be popular, you just need to be fashionable" - Ritchie Blackmore
#24
Quote by maker's marked
Why can't everyone just chill?



why why?
If you do something right, no one will know you've done anything at all

Proud to be called Best Friends with Pastafarian96
#25
Quote by Harvey Swick
why would she lie?
please answer


It's better than standing.
Sing me to sleep.
#26
Quote by aeroslash09
It's better than standing.



Ohhhhh Yeeeaaahhhhhhh!
If you do something right, no one will know you've done anything at all

Proud to be called Best Friends with Pastafarian96
#28
Quote by jrcsgtpeppers
Why does exist?


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because exist= why
If you do something right, no one will know you've done anything at all

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#29
One needs spaces between words, to be able to understand sentences.
Sing me to sleep.
#30
So you can bend over, look through the gap and watch your own poo come out .. jeez.
Blue Jays, Seahawks, Raptors, Habs, Peterborough United FC, Gold Coast Suns.
#31
Quote by Harvey Swick
\
because exist= why

Bro, why does exist exist? Why is existance existing? What if we arent real? What if you and i arent real at all. We arent actually on UG. Nothing you do is actually happening. What do we have to compare our existance to? Not existing? Do you remember how it felt to not exist? Did you ever not exist? What if what we are doing is just a hologram, a projection from a higher dimension? We are the out put of something else. We think we have control but we arent actually doing anything. if you just stop.... Everything and just lay there, how do you know that wasnt what your projector intended? Dont you ever feel like you just need to wake up? Ever realize you are dreaming and attempt to open your eyes and wake up? I have. When i was on 2C-I i felt like i almost woke up.
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Quote by jrcsgtpeppers
Bro, why does exist exist? Why is existance existing? What if we arent real? What if you and i arent real at all. We arent actually on UG. Nothing you do is actually happening. What do we have to compare our existance to? Not existing? Do you remember how it felt to not exist? Did you ever not exist? What if what we are doing is just a hologram, a projection from a higher dimension? We are the out put of something else. We think we have control but we arent actually doing anything. if you just stop.... Everything and just lay there, how do you know that wasnt what your projector intended? Dont you ever feel like you just need to wake up? Ever realize you are dreaming and attempt to open your eyes and wake up? I have. When i was on 2C-I i felt like i almost woke up.

West Ham United
#34
What would happen if pinocchio said his nose was about to grow?


Quote by jrcsgtpeppers
I understand the math is correct, but I want to know why.

Why are the saints murdering the lions?

The lions suck. Any other football related questions?
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#36
Quote by Kensai
What would happen if pinocchio said his nose was about to grow?

Depending on how the question is phrased, it would grow a second later.
West Ham United
#38
Quote by jrcsgtpeppers
Bro, why does exist exist? Why is existance existing? What if we arent real?

Because you touch yourself at night.

281-330-8004, that's my cell phone number, hit me up on the low
#40
Why do goooood girls


like baaaaad boys?
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I'm coming for you with a castrator!
You sick bastard.



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