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#5
Why is it a horrific subject? He sounds like a badass and I'm going to go and check out his work now.

Wait, weren't you meant to stay up last night and do it then?
#6
You, my friend, are fucked.


Unless it's 8 in the morning, the day before the deadline where you live, in which case the proverbial, hypothetical penis is still flaccid, but that shouldn't stop you from working ASAP.
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Listening to: A bunch of forced listening by my composition teacher... some great stuff by Bach, Haydn, Mozart, Schubert, Liszt...


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#7
lol
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#8
Quote by Ostinattos
Good luck





That gave me a good laugh...cause it's so true.


Good thing I'm a auto mechanics major....course I still need English Comp 1 for my degree for SOME FRIKEN UNGODLY STUPID REASON!!! Why do I need to know how to write some research papers for working on cars? I swear college politics are stupid stupid stupid.
#9
I know shit happens, but I don't understand why anyone would want to wait to the last minute and pull an all nighter. I feel like I've pulled an all nighter many times throughout the week and I'd do my best to avoid it.
#10
Good luck with that, dude. I'm about 250 words off finishing my all-nighter. ****er is unassessed, so it's all for nothing, too. Lucky really, as it's embarrassingly crap.
#11
Quote by Ostinattos
Good luck


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It was all true and funny until the 'handing the paper in' bit
#12
I procrastinated until tonight too, thank goodness it's not too much though.

Good luck, TS.
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#13
im right here with you bro.
Just a sub-par guitar player..

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"Forever alone, together"



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#14
Quote by Duffman123
It was all true and funny until the 'handing the paper in' bit



Yeah it should be more like 'crawl to your prof's office to hand in the paper '.
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#15
Quote by BenRaah
I have 2000 to write on the evolution of sonata form by tuesday. I'm about to give up for tonight though.


Piece of piss compared to bloody knobhead Stockhausen.
#17
I've gotten to the point of going back through and trying to say stuff in a more verbose way. *sigh*
#18
If you have to reference things, you're ****ed. Swear that takes up the most time.
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Press eject, give me the tape, if you know what's good for you
#21
Quote by So-Cal
Wikipedia
Copy paste
Change a few words
Done
I once took the English Wikipedia article of Aldous Huxley and translated it to French using Google translate (so that the words wouldn't match the article's official French counterpart), tweaked the inevitable grammatical mistakes, and voila. I smartassed my way around a French essay.

Except if my French teacher from back then browses the Pit. If that is the case, I did not do that.
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#25
Find an article about him and paraphrase. Take advantage of frivolous word usage. Good luck bro.
Just a sub-par guitar player..

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Let's make this the Pit's motto:

"Forever alone, together"



IS THIS FREEDOM, OR CONFINEMENT?! FREE MOSCOE_ESPANOL!!!
#27
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984/3000 (2700). Hitting a wall.

In Soviet Russia, wall hits YOU!

Gunpowder: FUCKING ROCKS!!!
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Gunpowder you fucking rock!!

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FUCK ROCKS!
#28
Come on, you're falling behind!
Shit, it's quarter past six. I need to sleep.
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#29
Pussy ^^

Stop for some caffeine TS and whizz through it like a boss.
Sing me to sleep.
#31
Screw Flanders.

sorry
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#34
I had to write an 8000 word essay on Legal Pluralism in Shamanistic tribes


...and I did it in a day.


Moral of the story: I'm awesome, you shall fail.
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#35
Quote by Tanglewoodguit
1841

Less than a thousand to go. CMON


You can do it!


My 2500 word Masters paper is due at 2pm. I'm on 2000 words and just woke up, I'm going to go to uni now and try and focus there and do it. It's just my references, so messy, and I've repeated myself, and cos its Masters I have to try and cram another 20 or so references in there *silently cries*
#36
Well, good luck bro.


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I had to write an 8000 word essay on Legal Pluralism in Shamanistic tribes


...and I did it in a day.


Moral of the story: I'm awesome, you shall fail.

Is that even possible? Sounds really boring.
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#38
Do it for Heskey!!
Aliadiere - sadly has more syllables than goals this season."
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#40
Quote by Kensai
Well, good luck bro.


Is that even possible? Sounds really boring.


Well, I lied. I worked on the project for a good four months, collecting data, reading jstor, smoking DMT...>.> and I finally compiled the entire essay into a fictional narrative.

All I did in one day was type that shit out.

And, no it wasn't boring. Any project involving Durkheim and Carlos Castaneda can never be boring.
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