He blinks a lot but I'd vote for him.
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EDIT: Just saw this on The Drudge Report with a headline under it reading "Chaos in New Hampshire" linking to here.

I thought this guy was from a parody site or something but apparently not

Oh and here's another. http://www.washingtontimes.com/blog/inside-politics/2012/jan/9/primary-pranks-paul-ambushed-vermin-supreme/
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And all we get is the Monster Raving Loony Party.
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect

Batshit insane, but still the best candidate so far.
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