Poll: What are your neighbours like?
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View poll results: What are your neighbours like?
My neighbours are cool.
38 31%
My neighbours are pretty tolerant.
34 28%
My neighbours are total cunts.
15 12%
I've never spoken to them...
35 29%
Voters: 122.
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#1
I'm in one of those moods where Pantera comes on shuffle and I realise how underrated they are and put them up really ****ing loud and get nostalgic.

So I thought my neighbours would go off their heads at this but my neighbours are as follows:

-Apartment upstairs is a woman who spends 24 hours a day getting stoned. She shouted down at 3am (while playing Pantera) that it was '****ing awesome'.
-Apartment next door is an old drunk guy who sits at his window naked and drunk.
-Apartment next to him is a girl, about my age, and her boyfriend who get stoned every other day and couldn't give a shit about anything.

So I'm fortunate that my neighbours don't care about music, parties etc.

What are yours like?
#2
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#3
My neighbours are pretty cool. They don't mind the odd party or noisy night as long as I'm not a massive douchenozzle about it.
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#4
One of my neighbours is a kind old lady, the other one is a middle aged couple who thinks my dogs are savage just because I told them they're rescued, and tried to make the town move the fence I spent a three weeks building because they couldn't mow the grass between the fence and their hedge.

**** those people.
#5
They don't give a shit how much noise I make or how much I walk around the lawn naked.


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#6
On one side of my house I have a middle-aged couple who I occasionally say hello to if I pass them, and on the other I have an old, retired couple that I have never said a word to. I never do anything that could possibly disturb them so I do not get any complaints.
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#7
My one neighbor is my grandma, so she's cool

The other is some 96 year old guy who has lived in the same house his entire life. He's pretty cool. He still mows his grass and cleans his gutters and stuff like that. Pretty impressive for a 96 year old.

The people behind me are cunts though.
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#10
They either love Meshuggah or they're deaf. Or perhaps they just don't give a ****.
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#11
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I'm in one of those moods where Pantera comes on shuffle and I realise how underrated they are and put them up really ****ing loud and get nostalgic.

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#12
One day we were outside having a cigarette and my drunk neighbour came home, wasted obviously, and gave us a bottle of whisky and like 6 or 7 beers if we could give him some ice. We sat out in the garden and got wasted.
#14
Sounds like a shit neighborhood you live in, TS.


I'm jealous.
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#15
We have some people I don't really know, an antisocial neighbor (turns out that may have something to do with his bipolar), a nice one, and one who repeatedly berates everyone else about various problems which are either nonexistent or minor and unsolvable.

However, I don't talk to any of them, or anyone else in the village I have lived in for 3 years.







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#16
My neighbours live like half a mile away. I can play music as looouuud as I want. And party all day and night

Now if only I had some friends....

Edit: ^ Hey Callum! Haven't posted after you in a while
#17
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Sounds like a shit neighborhood you live in, TS.


I'm jealous.


It's mixed. On one side of my apartment block there are scummy flats with scummy people. On the other side we have this:

#18
My neighbor shot our dog on Christmas morning last year.
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#20
To the left of my flat is a guy who lives by himself and comes across as someone who has smoked a bit too much weed. He seemed a bit worried that we needed to open the door to the loft so we could get our sofa in when we moved in, and I'm pretty sure I heard someone up there at about 2:30am this morning quietly nailing something down up there.
I'm not sure how many live to the right, they're about 25 and someone I hadn't seen in years is one of their friends.
But I've never spoken to either of them other than saying 'hi' in passing.
#21
They're the kind of people that blast loud dance music between the hours of 11pm and 4am every night/morning.
I think it's time for a change.



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#22
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My neighbours live like half a mile away. I can play music as looouuud as I want. And party all day and night

Now if only I had some friends....

Edit: ^ Hey Callum! Haven't posted after you in a while

Well, if you want, we can have an "online rave" ok maybe not
Eh, shitty day, so I decided to come here and have fun

OT, actually, considering I listen to shit like merzbow and psyopus, they are very tolerant. I don't put them up loud much, though.
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#23
I don't know any of my neighbors personally, but one time I signed for a package for my neighbors down the hall because they were out and I gave it to them later, turns out they were a middle-aged European couple. Seemed nice enough...
I know there's a gay hipster couple somewhere above me that I always say hi to. And a few 20/30 something couples.

I always hear people screaming over a sports game or having a party so I don't think there is too much concern over noise. We have parties every holiday-ish and there haven't been complaints, though I try and contain it to be neighborly. My gf's friends can get a bit loud and I hate to be that guy who quiets things but I hate to be the annoying apartment too.

TL;DR, don't know my negihbors well, but they are tolerant of my noise (music, sex, parties).
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#24
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So I'm fortunate that my neighbours don't care about music, parties etc.


yeah, mine don't care if we have parties or whatnot here. However, as far as I know, they don't get stoned, and they're quite elderly. I don't really talk to them though. I just say "hi!".
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#25
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Well, if you want, we can have an "online rave" ok maybe not
Eh, shitty day, so I decided to come here and have fun

TO SKYPE!!

What happened though dude? Want to talk about it?
#26
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TO SKYPE!!

What happened though dude? Want to talk about it?

Eh, I'd rather talk in PM mode if we do, tbh.
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#27
I live in a rich white guy neighborhood, they're pretty cool. Let me and my friends drink (underage) at the beach (right outside my house) as long as we pick up the cans and don't leave a mess.
#28
The guy next to me constantly has people over, games a lot while shouting and stays up late. So what, he tolerates me stumbling up the stairs at 6 AM. It's live and let live.
#33
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Neighbours on one side are fine, they play their music, I play mine, but the others can't stand even slightest bit of outside noise.
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#34
I live out in the country about 30 min from town. I have no neighbors. I wash my car while in the nude weekly.
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#35
never met them, but I've had a noise complaint from one of them (my landlord never told me which) and the people downstairs have really noisy sex like 3 times a day. It's funny though cos you can never hear the woman, always just this bloke grunting away.
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#36
Left : Chill dude. Got wife and 3 kids. Gave me a TV he didnt need and a old simpsons bong so he's good.

Right: Keeps changing from month to month. Last people like drama and started lots of shit.

Across: Stealth old ladies. There is apparently two old woman who live across from me but i never see them come or go. The car just appears and disappears at seemingly random times and never when im out playing ball or walkin the dogs. strange to say the least.
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#37
On one side, my neighbors are mexican and have a rooster than crows every morning. The rest have nothing else going for them.
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#38
Nobody lives within half a mile of me, my amp regularly gets to make my walls shake.
#39
On one side of my house lives an old guy, that must be at AT LEAST 200. I havent seen him in months, but his great-great-great granddaughter (who is around 40) comes and checks up on him once or twice a week.

The other side is a student house, I never see them...but I think they are all female and POSSIBLY Austrian. Potential?
#40
Mine are pretty tolerant. They like the fact that I play guitar, and they especially love my bass playing.

But not at night. Then they turn into hungry monsters.
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