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#1
Anyone else seen this?
http://bodyodd.msnbc.msn.com/_news/2012/01/06/10009107-penis-tattoo-gives-guy-permanent-erection

Apparently, some guy decided to get a tattoo on his penis and it caused permanent erection. He ended up deciding to leave the damage (or blessing?) alone after failed attempts to fix it.

Question one: Would you ever ink your penis?

Personally, that just seems weird. I don't know if girls are necessarily into reading materials in that part of a man's body.

Question 2: Would you have decided to leave a permanent semi-boner alone as well or seek more treatment options?
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#2
That link does not work.

Edit: ah nevermind.

OT: Damn that must have hurt.
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#4
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#6
I would not get a tattoo on my dick.

And yes, I would probably seek more treatment options.
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#7
No.
Semi.
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#10
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Why would you want to get a tattoo on your dick?


No one would ever see yours anyway.
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#11
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I've been trying to look for one for the past hour.
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Why would you want to get a tattoo on your dick?

That's what I was wondering. Must have been a lost bet or something.
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#14
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Why would you want to get a tattoo on your dick?


because you can make your trouser snake look even more like a snake.
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#16
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#17
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If I had to get mine tattooed, I'd just do something like [insert pussy here]

Wouldn't the penis be the one inserted? So Insert this to Pussy?
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#18
Dumbass, there are many bad things I would rather do than ink my dick..

Doesn't a permanent boner mean constant blood-flow to his penis?

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Sex works the opposite way..
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#19
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Dumbass, there are many bad things I would rather do than ink my dick..

Doesn't a permanent boner mean constant blood-flow to his penis?


Sex works the opposite way..

There's a whole variety of names. Like she could be doing the cowgirl position.
#20
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Dumbass, there are many bad things I would rather do than ink my dick..

Doesn't a permanent boner mean constant blood-flow to his penis?


Sex works the opposite way..


I'd be worried if there wasn't blood flow to his penis

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#21
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I'd be worried if there wasn't blood flow to his penis

I'm just wondering if a permanent boner is too much..
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#22
He should just fuck somebody.
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He must have been up all night after that...


You should try a bit harder.
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#30
Doesen't having a super-long erection cause damage to the tissue or something, so u can never have a erection again? i would imagine that is what would happen to this guy


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#31
so if blood can't leave his dick, does that mean the hornier he gets the bigger his penis gets until it blows up?


Ew.
#32
A permanent or semi-permanent erection has a medical name - priapism (or something along those lines).

It's actually pretty dangerous.
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#33
I got random erections all the time when I got mine pierced, felt like I was in junior high again.


Probably wouldn't get a tatt on it though.
#34
[quote="'-[NiL"]-']I got random erections all the time when I got mine pierced, felt like I was in junior high again.


Probably wouldn't get a tatt on it though.
You got it pierced?

Gross, I like unpierced penises.
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#35
[quote="'-[NiL"]-']I got random erections all the time when I got mine pierced, felt like I was in junior high again.


Probably wouldn't get a tatt on it though.

Pierced? *eye twitch*
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#36
His dick is going to fall off.

Who would you want a permanent boner? What happens when you put on a suit?
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#38
Oh my god. Just look up the article and you will figure out what is wrong with his dick.

And to answer a previous post I'm too lazy to quote, he did have sex and continues to have sex like a normal person.
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#39
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Pierced? *eye twitch*

It's a PA, so ther was only one hole made.

It wasn't so bad.
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