#1
Does anyone else ever notice this?

When looking at song titles on a CD, I find it's pretty common to place titles starting with the same letter next to each other, or songs that are all similar length.

In case you don't understand, an example would be Avenged Sevenfold's City of Evil. The first 4 song titles all start with "B", but no other songs on the album do. For song length an example is My Darkest Days' self titled album. two songs are 3:42 and are right next to each other, or Slipknot's self titled, with songs 2:40 long next to each other.

Does anyone ever notice other things weird about albums like this?
#3
Nope.


I just hate it when they're all one word titles.
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#4
I think you're insane. Or at least just an extreme case of positive reinforcement taking too much significance. When was the last time you realized an album didn't do this when you weren't already thinking about it?

So I'm listening to Of Montreal, and I think they're the only band that I've never even bothered to learn the names of most tracks since the names are so crazy, have nothing to do with the song and I just listen to the full albums as a unit anyway.
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#5
bradulator: I just looked through my iTunes and couldn't find any albums like that. :P

snipelfritz: Like BMTH, their song titles are things like Tell Slater Not To Wash His Dick, and For Stevie Wonder's Eyes Only (Braille).
#6
Anal **** - It Just Gets Worse

"I Became a Counselor So I Could Tell Rape Victims They Asked for It" – 0:43
"Easy E Got AIDS from Freddie Mercury" – 0:42
"I Like Drugs and Child Abuse" – 0:22
"Laughing While Leonard Peltier Gets Raped in Prison" – 0:41
"I Convinced You to Beat Your Wife on a Daily Basis" – 0:51
"I Sent Concentration Camp Footage to America's Funniest Home Videos" – 0:34
"Rancid Sucks (And The Clash Sucked Too)" – 0:40
"I Paid J. Howell to Rape You" – 1:44
"I Pushed Your Wife in Front of the Subway" – 0:46
"Extreme Noise Terror Are Afraid of Us" – 0:29
"You Rollerblading faggot" – 0:31
"I Sent a Thank You Card to the Guy Who Raped You" – 0:29
"I Lit Your Baby on Fire" – 1:56
"Body by Auschwitz" – 1:02
"I Intentionally Ran Over Your Dog" – 0:30
"Sweatshops Are Cool" – 0:47
"Women: Nature's Punching Bag" – 0:57
"I Snuck a Retard into a Sperm Bank" – 0:30
"Your Kid Committed Suicide Because You Suck" – 1:02
"I Ate Your Horse" – 0:50
"Hitler Was a Sensitive Man" – 0:49
"You Robbed a Sperm Bank Because You're a Cum Guzzling Fag" – 0:28
"I Made Your Kid Get AIDS So You Could Watch It Die" – 0:53
"I Fucked Your Wife" – 0:40
"Into the Oven" – 1:42
"I Gave NAMBLA Pictures of Your Kid" – 0:52
"The Only Reason Men Talk to You is Because They Want to Get Laid, You Stupid Fucking Cunt" – 1:02
"I Made Fun of You Because Your Kid Just Died" – 0:28
"Domestic Violence Is Really, Really, Really Funny" – 0:42
"Dictators Are Cool" – 0:35
"Deadbeat Dads Are Cool" – 0:43
"I'm Really Excited About the Upcoming David Buskin Concert" – 0:45
"Being Ignorant Is Awesome" – 1:03
"You're Pregnant, So I Kicked You in the Stomach" – 0:28
"Chris Barnes Is a Pussy" – 1:04
"Tim Is Gay" – 1:30
"BT/A.C." – 0:41
"I Sold Your Dog to a Chinese Restaurant" – 0:49
"I Got an Office Job for the Sole Purpose of Sexually Harassing Women" – 0:58

Ever notice how all of these are offensive? Odd if you ask me.
#7
They're songs are like Heimdalsgate Like a Promethean Curse and Triphallus, to Punctuate! and Excorsismic Breeding Knife

Some I don't even know how to pronounce, and yes, this is an American band.
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#8
Quote by Vermillionpart2
bradulator: I just looked through my iTunes and couldn't find any albums like that. :P

snipelfritz: Like BMTH, their song titles are things like Tell Slater Not To Wash His Dick, and For Stevie Wonder's Eyes Only (Braille).

Good thing BMTH suck and I don't have to put up with that.

281-330-8004, that's my cell phone number, hit me up on the low
#9
Quote by severed-metal
Anal **** - It Just Gets Worse

"I Became a Counselor So I Could Tell Rape Victims They Asked for It" – 0:43
"Easy E Got AIDS from Freddie Mercury" – 0:42
"I Like Drugs and Child Abuse" – 0:22
"Laughing While Leonard Peltier Gets Raped in Prison" – 0:41
"I Convinced You to Beat Your Wife on a Daily Basis" – 0:51
"I Sent Concentration Camp Footage to America's Funniest Home Videos" – 0:34
"Rancid Sucks (And The Clash Sucked Too)" – 0:40
"I Paid J. Howell to Rape You" – 1:44
"I Pushed Your Wife in Front of the Subway" – 0:46
"Extreme Noise Terror Are Afraid of Us" – 0:29
"You Rollerblading faggot" – 0:31
"I Sent a Thank You Card to the Guy Who Raped You" – 0:29
"I Lit Your Baby on Fire" – 1:56
"Body by Auschwitz" – 1:02
"I Intentionally Ran Over Your Dog" – 0:30
"Sweatshops Are Cool" – 0:47
"Women: Nature's Punching Bag" – 0:57
"I Snuck a Retard into a Sperm Bank" – 0:30
"Your Kid Committed Suicide Because You Suck" – 1:02
"I Ate Your Horse" – 0:50
"Hitler Was a Sensitive Man" – 0:49
"You Robbed a Sperm Bank Because You're a Cum Guzzling Fag" – 0:28
"I Made Your Kid Get AIDS So You Could Watch It Die" – 0:53
"I Fucked Your Wife" – 0:40
"Into the Oven" – 1:42
"I Gave NAMBLA Pictures of Your Kid" – 0:52
"The Only Reason Men Talk to You is Because They Want to Get Laid, You Stupid Fucking Cunt" – 1:02
"I Made Fun of You Because Your Kid Just Died" – 0:28
"Domestic Violence Is Really, Really, Really Funny" – 0:42
"Dictators Are Cool" – 0:35
"Deadbeat Dads Are Cool" – 0:43
"I'm Really Excited About the Upcoming David Buskin Concert" – 0:45
"Being Ignorant Is Awesome" – 1:03
"You're Pregnant, So I Kicked You in the Stomach" – 0:28
"Chris Barnes Is a Pussy" – 1:04
"Tim Is Gay" – 1:30
"BT/A.C." – 0:41
"I Sold Your Dog to a Chinese Restaurant" – 0:49
"I Got an Office Job for the Sole Purpose of Sexually Harassing Women" – 0:58

Ever notice how all of these are offensive? Odd if you ask me.

I noticed most of them start with the word "I". Did Kanye West write their lyrics?
BOOM-SHAKALAKALAKA-BOOM-SHAKALAKUNGA
#11
Quote by severed-metal
Anal **** - It Just Gets Worse

"I Became a Counselor So I Could Tell Rape Victims They Asked for It" – 0:43
"Easy E Got AIDS from Freddie Mercury" – 0:42
"I Like Drugs and Child Abuse" – 0:22
"Laughing While Leonard Peltier Gets Raped in Prison" – 0:41
"I Convinced You to Beat Your Wife on a Daily Basis" – 0:51
"I Sent Concentration Camp Footage to America's Funniest Home Videos" – 0:34
"Rancid Sucks (And The Clash Sucked Too)" – 0:40
"I Paid J. Howell to Rape You" – 1:44
"I Pushed Your Wife in Front of the Subway" – 0:46
"Extreme Noise Terror Are Afraid of Us" – 0:29
"You Rollerblading faggot" – 0:31
"I Sent a Thank You Card to the Guy Who Raped You" – 0:29
"I Lit Your Baby on Fire" – 1:56
"Body by Auschwitz" – 1:02
"I Intentionally Ran Over Your Dog" – 0:30
"Sweatshops Are Cool" – 0:47
"Women: Nature's Punching Bag" – 0:57
"I Snuck a Retard into a Sperm Bank" – 0:30
"Your Kid Committed Suicide Because You Suck" – 1:02
"I Ate Your Horse" – 0:50
"Hitler Was a Sensitive Man" – 0:49
"You Robbed a Sperm Bank Because You're a Cum Guzzling Fag" – 0:28
"I Made Your Kid Get AIDS So You Could Watch It Die" – 0:53
"I Fucked Your Wife" – 0:40
"Into the Oven" – 1:42
"I Gave NAMBLA Pictures of Your Kid" – 0:52
"The Only Reason Men Talk to You is Because They Want to Get Laid, You Stupid Fucking Cunt" – 1:02
"I Made Fun of You Because Your Kid Just Died" – 0:28
"Domestic Violence Is Really, Really, Really Funny" – 0:42
"Dictators Are Cool" – 0:35
"Deadbeat Dads Are Cool" – 0:43
"I'm Really Excited About the Upcoming David Buskin Concert" – 0:45
"Being Ignorant Is Awesome" – 1:03
"You're Pregnant, So I Kicked You in the Stomach" – 0:28
"Chris Barnes Is a Pussy" – 1:04
"Tim Is Gay" – 1:30
"BT/A.C." – 0:41
"I Sold Your Dog to a Chinese Restaurant" – 0:49
"I Got an Office Job for the Sole Purpose of Sexually Harassing Women" – 0:58

Ever notice how all of these are offensive? Odd if you ask me.



These names are actually all legit?
#13
Quote by rocknrollstar
These names are actually all legit?

Don't encourage them.
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#16
Shamaatae put all the songs beginning with the letter Þ together on ÞÞÞÞÞÞÞÞÞÞÞ.
There's no such thing; there never was. Where I am going you cannot follow me now.
#17
Quote by Zoot Allures
This, it's unfunny and pathetic but what do you expect really?


You'd expect deep lyrics about being cold like your poetry.
#18
Quote by severed-metal
You'd expect deep lyrics about being cold like your poetry.

No, but that drivel is the kind of thing people make fun of metal for. I can admit that the majority of metal lyrics are better than those of anal ****. I'd expect that shit from some 14 year old who's trying to sound like a badass and failing.
#19
Quote by Zoot Allures
No, but that drivel is the kind of thing people make fun of metal for.


Well yeah, but he also wrote this,

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Picnic_of_Love


I'd make fun of that.

Everyone in the metal world knows what he was going for, and lots of people still hate him and his music, but there's nothing wrong with it to me. I find everything he's done offensive to some sense, but really, there's no point in kicking up a fuss over his works. Too much offensive lyrics everywhere I go. Can't be bothered by one and not them all.

I can admit that the majority of metal lyrics are better than those of anal ****.


I'd hope so, his lyrics are pretty bad.

I'd expect that shit from some 14 year old who's trying to sound like a badass and failing.


Trust me, that was exactly what he was aiming for.
#20
Quote by severed-metal
Well yeah, but he also wrote this,

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Picnic_of_Love


I'd make fun of that.

Everyone in the metal world knows what he was going for, and lots of people still hate him and his music, but there's nothing wrong with it to me. I find everything he's done offensive to some sense, but really, there's no point in kicking up a fuss over his works. Too much offensive lyrics everywhere I go. Can't be bothered by one and not them all.


I'd hope so, his lyrics are pretty bad.


Trust me, that was exactly what he was aiming for.

You don't need to tell me that he was going for it, i mean it's pretty obvious. The point i'm making is i don't see the hilariousness of trying to be unfunny, it doesn't offend me, it makes me bored.

It's very similar to dead baby jokes, which suck.
#22
Quote by severed-metal
Anal **** - It Just Gets Worse

"I Became a Counselor So I Could Tell Rape Victims They Asked for It" – 0:43
"Easy E Got AIDS from Freddie Mercury" – 0:42
"I Like Drugs and Child Abuse" – 0:22
"Laughing While Leonard Peltier Gets Raped in Prison" – 0:41
"I Convinced You to Beat Your Wife on a Daily Basis" – 0:51
"I Sent Concentration Camp Footage to America's Funniest Home Videos" – 0:34
"Rancid Sucks (And The Clash Sucked Too)" – 0:40
"I Paid J. Howell to Rape You" – 1:44
"I Pushed Your Wife in Front of the Subway" – 0:46
"Extreme Noise Terror Are Afraid of Us" – 0:29
"You Rollerblading faggot" – 0:31
"I Sent a Thank You Card to the Guy Who Raped You" – 0:29
"I Lit Your Baby on Fire" – 1:56
"Body by Auschwitz" – 1:02
"I Intentionally Ran Over Your Dog" – 0:30
"Sweatshops Are Cool" – 0:47
"Women: Nature's Punching Bag" – 0:57
"I Snuck a Retard into a Sperm Bank" – 0:30
"Your Kid Committed Suicide Because You Suck" – 1:02

"I Ate Your Horse" – 0:50
"Hitler Was a Sensitive Man" – 0:49
"You Robbed a Sperm Bank Because You're a Cum Guzzling Fag" – 0:28
"I Made Your Kid Get AIDS So You Could Watch It Die" – 0:53
"I Fucked Your Wife" – 0:40
"Into the Oven" – 1:42
"I Gave NAMBLA Pictures of Your Kid" – 0:52
"The Only Reason Men Talk to You is Because They Want to Get Laid, You Stupid Fucking Cunt" – 1:02
"I Made Fun of You Because Your Kid Just Died" – 0:28
"Domestic Violence Is Really, Really, Really Funny" – 0:42
"Dictators Are Cool" – 0:35
"Deadbeat Dads Are Cool" – 0:43
"I'm Really Excited About the Upcoming David Buskin Concert" – 0:45
"Being Ignorant Is Awesome" – 1:03
"You're Pregnant, So I Kicked You in the Stomach" – 0:28
"Chris Barnes Is a Pussy" – 1:04
"Tim Is Gay" – 1:30
"BT/A.C." – 0:41
"I Sold Your Dog to a Chinese Restaurant" – 0:49
"I Got an Office Job for the Sole Purpose of Sexually Harassing Women" – 0:58

Ever notice how all of these are offensive? Odd if you ask me.


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