Poll: Which sentence do I get autographed?
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UG FTW!
5 17%
Abed is now Batman.
3 10%
Thank God I met you!
7 23%
RIP Dime
7 23%
Well, tonight me and my roommates were watching The Prestige on dvd.
3 10%
REPENT HEATHEN, THE END IS NIGH!
5 17%
Other (specify)
0 0%
Voters: 30.
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#1
Ever since I was a wee kid of fifteen and I got my copy of The Selfish Gene, I have been in love with Professor Dawkins. I never thought that I would ever meet him, considering I'm in a remote Asian sub-continent and all. And alas, my love remained unrequited.

....until now

Just to showcase my almost embarrassing Dawkins-mania, I'm attaching an e-mail I sent him a few months ago hoping he would reply. Needless to say he did not even though I lied that it was my birthday.





Well, he's coming to the Jaipur Literary Festival and I am going to meet him, one way or the other.

This is where I need your help, Pit. I plan to get him to autograph my copy of the Selfish Gene and I want you guys to suggest a sentence for him to write and autograph. I will make him do it.

Suggest away. But for obvious reasons, the sentence must not contain expletives and/or be racist/in poor taste.

*After a few worthy suggestions, poll will be attached.
** After autograph is done, it will be uploaded here.

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#2
The beauty in twisted darkness
raped by the light of christ
we were not born to follow
we don't need your guiding light
#3
"Samuel Parmer is a pretty cool guy"
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#4
"The Flying Spaghetti Monster made me do it."
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I'll logic you right in the thyroid.

Art & Lutherie
#7
"Suck it, Jesus,"
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#8
"Thank God I finally get to meet you!"
“Just to sum up: I would do various things very quickly.” - Donald Trump
#9
Quote by Dreadnought
Do "Well I'll be a monkey's uncle."!


He'd love that one
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You sick bastard.



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#10
"Abed is Batman now"
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#11
Quote by bradulator
"Thank God I finally get to meet you!"

Oh my

Have him write something about the teapot that orbits mars.
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#12
God Bless you. It's worth a shot
جورجيا الاباحى؟ أيها
#14
Quote by ErikLensherr
"Abed is Batman now"


This is clearly the only acceptable answer.
#15
"Pokemon are real."
-Richard Dawkins
Quote by denizenz
I'll logic you right in the thyroid.

Art & Lutherie
#17
Big fucking deal. I met Bill Nye the Science Guy in 2nd year.
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What does a girl have to do to get it in the butt thats all I ever wanted from you. Why, Ace? Why? I clean my asshole every night hoping and wishing and it never happens.
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#18
Sergio 'Checo' Perez 2013 Formula One World Drivers Champion
#19
Quote by Acϵ♠
Big fucking deal. I met Bill Nye the Science Guy in 2nd year.

A GREAT DEAL.
#20
Quote by darkstar2466
"Pokemon are real."
-Richard Dawkins


This
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#24
"Abed is Batman now"?

Considered.


Moar!!!!
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Last edited by shattamakar at Jan 10, 2012,
#27
Quote by blackenedktulu
I met Dawkins at a writers festival in the Summer... he's a bit of a dickhead, to be honest.


He's brilliant, but yeah, he's kind of a dick.
#28
I'm actually apprehensive of meeting him, what if he turns out to be a closet Texan.
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You sick bastard.



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#29
Quote by shattamakar
I'm actually apprehensive of meeting him, what if he turns out to be a closet Texan.


WTF do you know about Texans?

Personally, I'm kind of apprehensive of meeting him, what if he turns out to be a closet Saudi.

Or whatever shitty sand-country you're from
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#30
Quote by Dreadnought
WTF do you know about Texans?

Personally, I'm kind of apprehensive of meeting him, what if he turns out to be a closet Saudi.

Or whatever shitty sand-country you're from


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You sick bastard.



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#31
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Damn Saudi's and your drugs!
My God, it's full of stars!
#33
Quote by Dreadnought
Damn Saudi's and your drugs!









GIVE THEM BACK, TEXAN!
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I'm coming for you with a castrator!
You sick bastard.



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#36
Quote by Dreadnought
Psh, I ain't no Texan


Neither am I a Saudi, I come from a perfectly respectable land...

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I'm coming for you with a castrator!
You sick bastard.



Watch that video below

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#37
*poll attached*
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I'm coming for you with a castrator!
You sick bastard.



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#39
Of?
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You sick bastard.



Watch that video below

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#40
The "Thank God I get to meet you" one. That's actually funny and he might get a hearty chuckle out of it.

The "Abed is Batman now" one is stupid. He'll probably have no idea what that means and he'd be less likely to sign it. I highly doubt he watches Community.
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