#1
I have managed to achieve a second degree burn on my upper thigh and it fucking hurts. Looks like I'm not sleeping tonight.

That is all.
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#2
Put vinegar on it.
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#5
Were you trying to straighten your pubes?

**** come on pics!! I need a good laugh today
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#6
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What happened?

I was going to watch a movie with my mother and she had just made herself some tea. She accidentally spilled it on my leg and herself as she sat down. I got the worst of it by far and she feels terrible, which is quite sad to see.
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Were you trying to straighten your pubes?

**** come on pics!! I need a good laugh today

Well I could upload a picture but it's incredibly disgusting to look at, I feel like it would be considered 'graphic content'.
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#7
thats a weak story OP, now use you imagination and write an awesome one for us.
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No.


Well, technically it could be done, but only in the same way that you could change a cat into a hamburger. It's an unpleasant process, and nobody is happy with the result.
#8
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I was going to watch a movie with my mother and she had just made herself some tea. She accidentally spilled it on my leg and herself as she sat down. I got the worst of it by far and she feels terrible, which is quite sad to see.

Well I could upload a picture but it's incredibly disgusting to look at, I feel like it would be considered 'graphic content'.


hmmmmm lol sorry for you pain dude, is the meat and two veg ok?
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#9
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hmmmmm lol sorry for you pain dude, is the meat and two veg ok?

Cheers, mate.

Actually I was really lucky, the burn is just a few centimetres away from the pecker. I guess the reason it's so bad is because it happened to land in a sensitive area, combined with my underpants rubbing against the burn.
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#10
Quote by King Donkey
Cheers, mate.

Actually I was really lucky, the burn is just a few centimetres away from the pecker. I guess the reason it's so bad is because it happened to land in a sensitive area, combined with my underpants rubbing against the burn.

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#11
Wrap it up in a bandage fairly tight and the pressure should relieve some pain and the bandages will keep your pants and underwear from rubbing against it.
#13
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Burns suck so damn hard dude. Sorry to hear that!


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Wrap it up in a bandage fairly tight and the pressure should relieve some pain and the bandages will keep your pants and underwear from rubbing against it.

Already been done, my man.

By the way, does a second degree burn mean I'm much more likely to develop skin cancer later on in life now? I might be going to a doctor tomorrow but I'm uncertain if that's necessary.
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#14
SECOND DEGREE BURN? NO FIRST?

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#16
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SECOND DEGREE BURN? NO FIRST?


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#17
Go and see your doctor, he can prescribe you some stronger painkillers and maybe a topical cream to take some of the friction pain away.
#19
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Go and see your doctor, he can prescribe you some stronger painkillers and maybe a topical cream to take some of the friction pain away.

Pain has gone down a little now so strong painkillers seems a bit unnecessary, I'm with you on the cream though. I can't see myself wearing much besides silk for the next few days...
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#20
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EDIT: Wait, you got burned by your mom. That's like... a DOUBLE BURN!
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#21
I picked up a soldering iron by the metal bit before.
Dont Put them next to screwdrivers. Mistakes are inevitable,

(Hmm, i just need a screwdriver.......ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH)

burnt and twisted through my hand. it slipped out because my skin melted.
30 mins later I was back soldering.. lol.
#23
Quote by Lespauljames
I picked up a soldering iron by the metal bit before.
Dont Put them next to screwdrivers. Mistakes are inevitable,

(Hmm, i just need a screwdriver.......ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH)

burnt and twisted through my hand. it slipped out because my skin melted.
30 mins later I was back soldering.. lol.

I got a scar on my left hand after a soldering iron. They're cunning, soldering irons...
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#24
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Genius. Utter f*cking genius. I've been on UG for nearly 6 years, and that's one of the greatest posts I have read.


It was funny but I wouldn't suck his dick over it.....


(I would Erik)
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#25
Ow!

That's awful TS! I hope it gets better and that there are no long-term problems due to this mistake!

Hope you're a bit better now too by the way!

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#26
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Ow!

That's awful TS! I hope it gets better and that there are no long-term problems due to this mistake!

Hope you're a bit better now too by the way!


Thanks, man! It is indeed feeling better now (most likely due to the panadol >_>. I might hop off for the night now and see if I can sleep.
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#27
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Thanks, man! It is indeed feeling better now (most likely due to the panadol >_>. I might hop off for the night now and see if I can sleep.


Glad to hear it, and a great idea
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