#1
: Disclaimer :
My english teacher is apperently on UG and bitched about me not correctly typing this post so i went back and put it into paragraph form for her... and shes apperently a big SLASH fan... and satanic.

So Im gonna rant for a minute... I talked to a guy for FOUR DAYS about a trade. I was going to give him a couple nice guitars and an old peavey cab for a mesa nomad combo. We were supposed to meet at 4:30 yesterday. It was about an hour drive from my house. I had to speed home,Load up my guitars and the 4:12 cab and get there by the meet time. All the time texting him and making absolute sure that he was going to be there. I kept getting " I will be there" texts back from him.

Well I finally pull up and at the exact (no joke) minute we were supposed to meet I get a text saying "sorry, I can't do the trade, I got called back into work.". Note, I just talked to him less than ten minutes ago and everything was fine. He was actually telling me he was already there at this time. So i snapped a bit. I told him that I wouldn't give him a bucket of piss for his bottom line mesa if he delivered it to my doorstep. He told me he was EMS and HAD to go.
I do know with EMS,once your off, and get called back, they give you time to get there. It would have taken three minutes to do this trade. So I think he had second thoughts at the last second and backed out. Im just venting here because im still pissed about it.
I don't care about the trade itself, I have just heard so many stories about indecisive douchebags from Craigslist doing crap like this.

So has anyone else had ridiculous situations having to do with Craigslist? I'd like to hear them...
Last edited by Maximo33 at Jan 11, 2012,
#2
Quote by Maximo33
So Im gonna rant for a minute... I talked to a guy for FOUR DAYS about a trade. I was going to give him a couple nice guitars and an old peavey cab for a mesa nomad combo. We were supposed to meet at 4:30 yesterday. It was about an hour drive from my house. I had to speed home,Load up my guitars and the 4:12 cab and get there by the meet time. All the time texting him and making absolute sure that he was going to be there. I kept getting " I will be there" texts back from him. Well I finally pull up and at the exact minute we were supposed to meet I get a text saying "sorry, I can't do the trade, I got called back into work." I snapped. He apologized multiple times but I just kept telling him to f@ck off. Then he had the nerve to ask if I wanted to try again tomorrow. I told him that I wouldn't give him a bucket of piss for his bottom line mesa if he delivered it to my doorstep. He told me he was EMS and HAD to go. Well, I know ems teammates and I know once your off, and get called back, they give you time to get there. It would have taken three minutes to do this trade. So I think he had second thoughts at the last second and backed out. Im just venting. But I am still pissed about it.
So has anyone else has ridiculous situations having to do with Craigslist? I'd like to hear them...


eyes....raped....


fucking learn2paragraph cuntflaps

Edit: And no I haven't never been there
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#3
Calm your farm.

Reacting the way you did (assuming nothing is missing from your little tale) probably wasn't the wisest idea

I know you were doing him a favour, but some people are annoying I guess. :/

Oh, and on topic: No.
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#4
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Calm your farm.

Reacting the way you did (assuming nothing is missing from your little tale) probably wasn't the wisest idea

I know you were doing him a favour, but some people are annoying I guess. :/

Oh, and on topic: No.

I realize I reacted a bit hostile. But don't make a deal and break it at the last minute. What got me was I restrung the guitars, cleaned em up really good. All kinds of things I didn't HAVE to do.
Oh well, live and learn I guess.
#5
Hey "slashGNR666" GUNS N ROSES SUCKS DICK! slash is a douchebag poser... Oh, I guess Im getting a bit worked up again. Oh well, you can still **** off though douchebag.
#7
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Hey "slashGNR666" GUNS N ROSES SUCKS DICK! slash is a douchebag poser... Oh, I guess Im getting a bit worked up again. Oh well, you can still **** off though douchebag.


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#10
I bought a Krank Rev. Jr. and cab for only $300. On the other hand me and my dad went on an hour and a half drive to look at a POS Jeep that probably wouldn't've even made it home.
#11
Calm down maximo, and slash_GNR666 I don't think I need to remind you of your accounts status...
#12
Quote by Maximo33
GUNS N ROSES SUCKS DICK! slash is a douchebag poser.


Guns N' Roses sucks dick?
Slash, a poser?
When did this happen?

I must have missed the new artical. Or its just not fact

On topic. Yes, I have had this happen to me. So I drove back a few weeks later, 6 hour drive there and back, and got what I went for. Said thank you very much and went on my merry way. Plus had a nice chat with the guy about guitar building.
#13
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Calm down maximo, and slash_GNR666 I don't think I need to remind you of your accounts status...


all right Just having one of them days Jackal

I apologise Maxi

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#15
What's childish is being indecisive and calling everything off at the exact time your supposed to meet up.
Yes, I probably did overreact, but I don't care. He canceled and fed me a line of crap on top of it.
SlashGNR, I AM mad! Im at work trying to quickly get a point across and apparently my old English teacher is on UG calling me a "cuntflap".
Your right though, I should have watched my paragraphs and punctuation. My apologies.

Was that better everyone?
#16
And Slash is not a douchebag poser either. Thought I'd straighten that out as well.
#17
I understand your fustration. Trading with indecisive people can be annoying, especially when they are obviously getting the better side of the deal.
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#18
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What's childish is being indecisive and calling everything off at the exact time your supposed to meet up.
Yes, I probably did overreact, but I don't care. He canceled and fed me a line of crap on top of it.
SlashGNR, I AM mad! Im at work trying to quickly get a point across and apparently my old English teacher is on UG calling me a "cuntflap".
Your right though, I should have watched my paragraphs and punctuation. My apologies.

Was that better everyone?

No it was not, try again young man.
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#19
Yeah, I have actually.

I arranged for a threesome with two chicks in a park at night.
I get there, and some old men sodomized me!
I was disappointed.
Sing me to sleep.
#20
I assume that by EMS you mean some sort of emergency worker, if so although they give you time to get to work, the hint is in the name.

It's usually an emergency and hence pretty important that you get there.

Although it would have only taken a few minutes to do the trade, he'd have to take his stuff back home. And unloading several guitars etc takes nearly as much time as loading them.

If his story's true you're being a bit of a dick. The world doesn't revolve around you.
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#21
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Yeah, I have actually.

I arranged for a threesome with two chicks in a park at night.
I get there, and some old men sodomized me!
I was disappointed.



So was I but at least I'm not bitching
#22
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My apologies.

Accepted.
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#23
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So was I but at least I'm not bitching


Pull the sand out of your arse and shut up
Sing me to sleep.
#24
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I assume that by EMS you mean some sort of emergency worker, if so although they give you time to get to work, the hint is in the name.

It's usually an emergency and hence pretty important that you get there.

Although it would have only taken a few minutes to do the trade, he'd have to take his stuff back home. And unloading several guitars etc takes nearly as much time as loading them.

If his story's true you're being a bit of a dick. The world doesn't revolve around you.

he should have told me his situation. "Hey man Im EMS, I have a crazy schedule and could get called in at any time. Im gonna try to be there but it's possible I will be called back." That's all he had to do. Instead, he repeatedly tells me he will be there at 4:30. The last time he told me he would be there at 4:30 was at 4:20. Ten minutes before we were meeting. As Im pulling up I text him and say Im there. He texts me back and gives me his little story.
And, he didnt have to go home and unload the stuff. He loaded the amp the night before. So i know he could keep the guitars in his vehicle.
Like i said, im just venting over a crap deal on craigslist. It happens all the time. and its happened to me on more than a couple occasions. I guess this one just pissed me off more than the rest because of how many times i had him reassure the fact he was going to be there.
#25
Once I went on a date and the girl had a dick and I swear to god it spoke to me. Don't call me gay though cus I didn't like it
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#27
I didn't read it, since it's too early to read a wall of text like that. But I do have a funny story about Craigslist. Actually, it's not my story so I maybe I really shouldn't share it, but since I've already mentioned it, it would be in bad taste not to, and he wouldn't mind anyway, since he always told it to everyone.

So I used to play in a band with this guy. We'll call him Tony. He wasn't really named Tony though, I'm just not going to use his real name. Actually, he didn't go by his real name anyway, he went by an uncreative nickname, which I won't tell you either.

So Tony is neither his real real name or his real fake name, but his fake real name, and I won't make up a fake fake name. You know what, I might as well. We'll call him Cloud, cause he liked Final Fantasy VII. Yeah. That'll work. Tony, aka Cloud, whose real real name and real fake name I will not tell you.

So Cloud has this brother. I don't even know his brother's name, so I'll call him Claude, since it sounds like Cloud. Actually, I think I'll call him Claud. Not having the "e" at the end makes it look more like Cloud, and you can spell it that way.

So Cloud and his brother Claud are both musicians and they were looking for somebody to play in a band with. So they find an ad on Craigslist from some guy, looking for musicians with similar interests. I don't remember what his real fake name was, so I'll give him the fake fake name Rolf, like the guy from Ed, Edd, n Eddy.

So Rolf lives in Whothefuckcareswhereville, which was all the way over in Idontknowwhere County, and so in order to might up with him Cloud and Claud would have to sleep over at his place. So they go to his house, and they jam, and they go to sleep, on the couch or floor or something, and when they wake up, they see Rolf jacking off to porn on his computer in the same room.

And that's it really. I don't see what the big deal is, but he talks about it like it's the worst thing ever. He didn't get raped or anything so I don't see the problem.

tl;dr This kid I know meets up with some guy on Craigslist to jam, guy jacks off in the same room as him while he's sleeping. Kid tells funny stories about it.

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#28
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I didn't read it, since it's too early to read a wall of text like that. But I do have a funny story about Craigslist. Actually, it's not my story so I maybe I really shouldn't share it, but since I've already mentioned it, it would be in bad taste not to, and he wouldn't mind anyway, since he always told it to everyone.

So I used to play in a band with this guy. We'll call him Tony. He wasn't really named Tony though, I'm just not going to use his real name. Actually, he didn't go by his real name anyway, he went by an uncreative nickname, which I won't tell you either.

So Tony is neither his real real name or his real fake name, but his fake real name, and I won't make up a fake fake name. You know what, I might as well. We'll call him Cloud, cause he liked Final Fantasy VII. Yeah. That'll work. Tony, aka Cloud, whose real real name and real fake name I will not tell you.

So Cloud has this brother. I don't even know his brother's name, so I'll call him Claude, since it sounds like Cloud. Actually, I think I'll call him Claud. Not having the "e" at the end makes it look more like Cloud, and you can spell it that way.

So Cloud and his brother Claud are both musicians and they were looking for somebody to play in a band with. So they find an ad on Craigslist from some guy, looking for musicians with similar interests. I don't remember what his real fake name was, so I'll give him the fake fake name Rolf, like the guy from Ed, Edd, n Eddy.

So Rolf lives in Whothefuckcareswhereville, which was all the way over in Idontknowwhere County, and so in order to might up with him Cloud and Claud would have to sleep over at his place. So they go to his house, and they jam, and they go to sleep, on the couch or floor or something, and when they wake up, they see Rolf jacking off to porn on his computer in the same room.

And that's it really. I don't see what the big deal is, but he talks about it like it's the worst thing ever. He didn't get raped or anything so I don't see the problem.

tl;dr This kid I know meets up with some guy on Craigslist to jam, guy jacks off in the same room as him while he's sleeping. Kid tells funny stories about it.

ggg1 ggg3

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#29
Yeah, that's what it must have looked like.
There's no such thing; there never was. Where I am going you cannot follow me now.
#30
Sometimes people miss these things dude, and sometimes they're genuinely willing to make up for it.
Like the time I missed the last bus into town for my girlfriends birthday. Couldn't drive, no working phone..she was pissed. But I walked the 20 miles into town just for the **** of it.
I suggest you apologise to him, not us, and sort your deal out like a bit of a man.
#31
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Sometimes people miss these things dude, and sometimes they're genuinely willing to make up for it.
Like the time I missed the last bus into town for my girlfriends birthday. Couldn't drive, no working phone..she was pissed. But I walked the 20 miles into town just for the **** of it.
I suggest you apologise to him, not us, and sort your deal out like a bit of a man.

Nope... he can still suck it.
#32
Quote by Maximo33
Nope... he can still suck it.


then stop whining because you shot your own deal in the face by being such a bitch
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#34
You should have just said "I drove this time, you still want to do this you'll have to drive to me next time."

And no, I've never had CL problems. Sold a banjo and bought a guitar and then a pocket pod that way and it was smooth all three times.
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#35
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fucking learn2paragraph cuntflaps


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Maybe you could trade in those "nice guitars" for a few tampax?



lmfao. I've enjoyed these comments.


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I didn't read it, since it's too early to read a wall of text like that. But I do have a funny story about Craigslist. Actually, it's not my story so I maybe I really shouldn't share it, but since I've already mentioned it, it would be in bad taste not to, and he wouldn't mind anyway, since he always told it to everyone.

So I used to play in a band with this guy. We'll call him Tony. He wasn't really named Tony though, I'm just not going to use his real name. Actually, he didn't go by his real name anyway, he went by an uncreative nickname, which I won't tell you either.

So Tony is neither his real real name or his real fake name, but his fake real name, and I won't make up a fake fake name. You know what, I might as well. We'll call him Cloud, cause he liked Final Fantasy VII. Yeah. That'll work. Tony, aka Cloud, whose real real name and real fake name I will not tell you.

So Cloud has this brother. I don't even know his brother's name, so I'll call him Claude, since it sounds like Cloud. Actually, I think I'll call him Claud. Not having the "e" at the end makes it look more like Cloud, and you can spell it that way.

So Cloud and his brother Claud are both musicians and they were looking for somebody to play in a band with. So they find an ad on Craigslist from some guy, looking for musicians with similar interests. I don't remember what his real fake name was, so I'll give him the fake fake name Rolf, like the guy from Ed, Edd, n Eddy.

So Rolf lives in Whothefuckcareswhereville, which was all the way over in Idontknowwhere County, and so in order to might up with him Cloud and Claud would have to sleep over at his place. So they go to his house, and they jam, and they go to sleep, on the couch or floor or something, and when they wake up, they see Rolf jacking off to porn on his computer in the same room.

And that's it really. I don't see what the big deal is, but he talks about it like it's the worst thing ever. He didn't get raped or anything so I don't see the problem.

tl;dr This kid I know meets up with some guy on Craigslist to jam, guy jacks off in the same room as him while he's sleeping. Kid tells funny stories about it.



To be fair that is pretty horrid. I mean, some bloke you barely know invites you to his house and whilst your sleeping he's sitting in the same room as you, bashing on the magic flute? fuck that shit.
#36
Quote by theogonia777
I didn't read it, since it's too early to read a wall of text like that. But I do have a funny story about Craigslist. Actually, it's not my story so I maybe I really shouldn't share it, but since I've already mentioned it, it would be in bad taste not to, and he wouldn't mind anyway, since he always told it to everyone.

So I used to play in a band with this guy. We'll call him Tony. He wasn't really named Tony though, I'm just not going to use his real name. Actually, he didn't go by his real name anyway, he went by an uncreative nickname, which I won't tell you either.

So Tony is neither his real real name or his real fake name, but his fake real name, and I won't make up a fake fake name. You know what, I might as well. We'll call him Cloud, cause he liked Final Fantasy VII. Yeah. That'll work. Tony, aka Cloud, whose real real name and real fake name I will not tell you.

So Cloud has this brother. I don't even know his brother's name, so I'll call him Claude, since it sounds like Cloud. Actually, I think I'll call him Claud. Not having the "e" at the end makes it look more like Cloud, and you can spell it that way.

So Cloud and his brother Claud are both musicians and they were looking for somebody to play in a band with. So they find an ad on Craigslist from some guy, looking for musicians with similar interests. I don't remember what his real fake name was, so I'll give him the fake fake name Rolf, like the guy from Ed, Edd, n Eddy.

So Rolf lives in Whothefuckcareswhereville, which was all the way over in Idontknowwhere County, and so in order to might up with him Cloud and Claud would have to sleep over at his place. So they go to his house, and they jam, and they go to sleep, on the couch or floor or something, and when they wake up, they see Rolf jacking off to porn on his computer in the same room.

And that's it really. I don't see what the big deal is, but he talks about it like it's the worst thing ever. He didn't get raped or anything so I don't see the problem.

tl;dr This kid I know meets up with some guy on Craigslist to jam, guy jacks off in the same room as him while he's sleeping. Kid tells funny stories about it.



The fudge I just read?