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So two days ago i was out with some friends having a snowball fight and the snow was good but we got bored eventualyl. Since it was night we were hiding in a bush and throwing the snow at cars that drove by and we hit a bunch and would run away and nothing would happen. Some kid was walking by on the bridghe so we decided to ambush him when he came walking across because we did that to other people and they would chase us and it was always fun because they could never catch up with us but when we hit this kid with a big snowball (at least like 2 or 3 other snobalsl would fit in this one it was big) he kind of got syurprised and fell over... off the ending of the bridge. its not a really big fall or anything its like 3 feet or something and we didnt think he was really hurt sop we ran away like always but this time someone saw us since we l'ive in the neibourhood and they told the police. Today my parents got a call from them and I wasnt home but they texted me that they got the call and i dont know if i should go home and i dont know what to tell them because i dont know if the kid is alright. basiclly im just asking what is should do because im scared and i dont want to get in trouble because of this stupid kid

edit: fast help please im running out of time before i have to be ghome
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#5
The kid could have fallen on his head and went into a coma and will never come out of it with his family forced to cut life support and watch him die in a hospital bed at a young age.

Suck the fuck up and face it.
#6
but i dont think i should be getting in trouble for this we do this all the time and its happened to me a bunch of times..

edit: yes Canada
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#8
Quote by No Skill
but i dont think i should be getting in trouble for this we do this all the time and its happened to me a bunch of times..

edit: yes Canada


Let's break this down.


1) You were throwing snowballs
2) No one was forcing you to throw snowballs
3) Said snowballs caused an injury upon a kid
4) Your actions caused harm to another
5) You are at fault
6) Self responsibility is a bitch, isn't it?
#9
Quote by No Skill
So two days ago i was out with some friends having a snowball fight and the snow was good but we got bored eventualyl. Since it was night we were hiding in a bush and throwing the snow at cars that drove by and we hit a bunch and would run away and nothing would happen. Some kid was walking by on the bridghe so we decided to ambush him when he came walking across because we did that to other people and they would chase us and it was always fun because they could never catch up with us but when we hit this kid with a big snowball (at least like 2 or 3 other snobalsl would fit in this one it was big) he kind of got syurprised and fell over... off the ending of the bridge. its not a really big fall or anything its like 3 feet or something and we didnt think he was really hurt sop we ran away like always but this time someone saw us since we l'ive in the neibourhood and they told the police. Today my parents got a call from them and I wasnt home but they texted me that they got the call and i dont know if i should go home and i dont know what to tell them because i dont know if the kid is alright. basiclly im just asking what is should do because im scared and i dont want to get in trouble because of this stupid kid

edit: fast help please im running out of time before i have to be ghome







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#10
You don't think you should be getting in trouble for this since you do it all the time??

wut
#11
You should probably run away from home. Come back after a couple weeks, things oughtta cool off with yr parents by then.
#12
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#13
Quote by blake1221
Let's break this down.


1) You were throwing snowballs
2) No one was forcing you to throw snowballs
3) Said snowballs caused an injury upon a kid
4) Your actions caused harm to another
5) You are at fault
6) Self responsibility is a bitch, isn't it?


well what if

the kid was throwing snow
his friend was forcing him to throw it
he injured me
caused harm to me
he is at fauklt
and he ran way

is that fair then? because i could use this as a story to explain why we did
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#14
You're a piece of shit. Hopefully that kid becomes super aggressive, way into lifting weights, finds you, and eats you.
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but i dont think i should be getting in trouble for this we do this all the time and its happened to me a bunch of times..

This is a profoundly silly thing to post.
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You're a piece of shit. Hopefully that kids super aggressive, way into lifting weights, finds you, and eats you.


the kid was like 7 im not worried about that
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#18
How old are you? 11?

And what a bunch of dicks you and your friends are. Just running away like that rather than seeing if he was okay?
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#19
The more you don't come home signifies that you're up to no good in your parents eyes. Go home, if they ask you if you had something to do with it, fess up, if not, don't say anything.

You screwed yourself over anyway already.
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Quote by No Skill
well what if

the kid was throwing snow
his friend was forcing him to throw it
he injured me
caused harm to me
he is at fauklt
and he ran way

is that fair then? because i could use this as a story to explain why we did


You've found the flaw in my logic, good thinking.

Probably avoid going home for a day or two. You have a friend you could kick it with for a bit?
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Quote by No Skill
well what if

the kid was throwing snow
his friend was forcing him to throw it
he injured me
caused harm to me
he is at fauklt
and he ran way

is that fair then? because i could use this as a story to explain why we did

It's a shabby story, bro. Remember, actions speak louder than words, so instead of going home & using words, DON'T GO HOME. srsly, trouble's just waitin' for ya. Yr dad's probably gonna take a belt to yr soft little behind. Running away is the only way to save yr ass from a savage beating.
#22
after reading everything you guys have said i tink ill call my parents and try the story blake helped with its really the only thing that ive got. if that doesnt work ill go over to matts and probably stay there until things arent as crazy because i dont want to use that as my first option
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#23
Quote by blake1221
You've found the flaw in my logic, good thinking.

Probably avoid going home for a day or two. You have a friend you could kick it with for a bit?

No way dude, obviously his parents will call his friends parents. He's gonna have to eke out a living in the wilderness for a week or so if he really wants to get off clean.
#24
Assume a fake identity. Run away. Go to a new town. You sound like you're 10, so you probably don't have any identity beyond a birth certificate and SS card, so you can get a new identity fairly easy. Cover your tracks. Pay for everything in cash. Don't stay in a hotel if they require credit cards.

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No way dude, obviously his parents will call his friends parents. He's gonna have to eke out a living in the wilderness for a week or so if he really wants to get off clean.


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Quote by No Skill
well what if

the kid was throwing snow
his friend was forcing him to throw it
he injured me
caused harm to me
he is at fauklt
and he ran way

is that fair then? because i could use this as a story to explain why we did


Okay so, a 7 year old injured you by throwing a snowball at you? That excuses you leaving him fallen off a 3 foot bridge after you pelt him with a big ass snowball?

Ass.
#27
Quote by No Skill
i dont want to get in trouble because of this stupid kid

Really? Seriously? You hit a 7(ish) year old with a snowball and he fell off a bridge. What the hell? Just go home, you did it and avoiding the situation and/or lying will only make it worse. It might seem like a good idea, but it's not, it's a pretty bad idea.

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#29
You're a pathetic piece of shit. You attacked a little kid with snow. It's not even a big deal. Own up to it you pussy. What are you like 12?
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#31
You fucking moronic bastard.


You should have checked his pockets first.
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Quote by No Skill
basiclly im just asking what is should do because im scared and i dont want to get in trouble because of this stupid kid

Yes, the guy who got smashed in the face with a giant snowball is the "stupid kid"
#35
Deny the whole thing....kids these days....don't you even know some basic acting???? Be all like "what are you talking about...?"
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You don't think you should be getting in trouble for this since you do it all the time??

wut

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#37
Oh god not this thread again. You didn't happen to harpoon a girl in the face a few years back did you?
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#39
That kid might get seriously hurt, and its all your fault. Your family will disown you, dogs will react differently to you, and what you really needed was a new amp.
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