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So I think my phone has been hacked out something. Last few weeks I've been getting mysterious calls from blocked numbers and a caller asking for me by name only to say "thank you" and hang up as soon as I identify myself.

I'm getting these creepy messages in english, spanish, and now arabic. They are about getting back at someone, or scandal or something. I had a voicemail that said "call me back mother****er" and other crazy shit happening.

My phone is also randomly calling my friends, sending messages 20x in a row. Just crazy crap.

I'm paranoid as **** right now. Can someone translate this?



Here is the whole thing up until the Arabic. Everything up until 2:52 is us talking..


Him [2:52 PM]:
01/02:i don't know..i queried, with, "you mean the miata forum he frequents?" or also, you mean the foam he pilfered for his at home studio that he said, emil ...

Him [2:52 PM]:
02/02:said i could take.. i'm not sure, take your pick

Him [2:52 PM]:
they just moved the date they didn't add more seats

Him [2:52 PM]:
and i said april 10th

Him [2:52 PM]: 4/10

Me [2:52 PM]:
yea that works

Me [2:52 PM]:
I'll be nearing the end and eveyrthing will be done

Me [2:53 PM]:
there are lots of tickets avail, that ppl are selling, my friend is gunna hook me up

Him [2:53 PM]:
sure sure

Him [2:53 PM]:
and sometimes i feel like it's necessary

Him [2:53 PM]:
exactly, that's what i told him..it's time for a new shade

Me [2:56 PM]:
what?

Him [3:02 PM]:
simply, yeah but it's such a shame that it's form ambiguously so

Him [3:02 PM]: because you can simply count on the contingent of apes that will inevitably take over

Me [3:04 PM]:
dude i dont know what you are talking about

Him [3:06 PM]:
did you talk to him about that? he said it's not true, that he only saw it from a distance

Me [3:08 PM]:
dude, I DO NOT KNOW WHAT YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT

Him [3:20 PM]:
i think it was the auto erotica asphyxiations

Him [3:21 PM]:
but either way, it's all about penetrating her bat cave

Him [3:37 PM]:
do you expect me to take YOUR word over that of an anonymous tipster?

Me [3:38 PM]:
dude i dont know what you are saying
STFU

Him [3:40 PM]:
fine, fine..have it your way.. I'll look into it when i have time but i can assure you, that i don't need help in sale-ing these good conditions

Me [3:41 PM]:
duuuuuuuuuuuuude

Me [3:41 PM]:
I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THE **** YOU ARE SAYING

(arabic image)

Me [3:41 PM]:
shut the **** up

Me [3:42 PM]:
dude are you on crack or something?

Him [3:45 PM]:
i think it was something else going on in your woman theatre..sort of like a succubus

Him [3:45 PM]:
but stay off my manzone lest it be occupied with unsheathed, unmanned pounding

Me [3:46 PM]:
dude im done with this i can't handle what you're saying

Him [3:46 PM]:
congratulations on superior depositing.

Him [3:47 PM]:
and get rid of anything that stands in the way of your dreams

Then the Arabic came in and then I got the voicemail saying "call me back mother****er".

Then today I got this text message:

anyonymous@textem.net: yo muth****a, iz about to twis dis niggas cap. i seent you w/ my bitch in yo house. I been waiting fo u to show and you not goin no when iz gonna hit u up. no"

Then I got a ton of jumbled symbols and letters which I assume was more arabic (it showed up on my computer because I have that font or language add on)

Then I got this: yo no deseo que interfiriendo con mis chicas baja suma no m?s

It repeates like several times and then this: es una perra punk de asno y yo estoy a puto de ir todo loco en su asno alegre.
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Last edited by GuitarGuy2387 at Jan 12, 2012,
#4
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#7
Certainly:
Durka durka.
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#8
Keep in mind, this is a rough translation. Its been a little while, but I get the gist.

Hello I am (His/her name, no translation)

We are informing you of our great new deals on computers.
They are state of the art, fast, and (not sure).
(not sure about this line)
Please respond back with the information necessary for us to get you a computer.

Are you still there? Please respond.
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#9
Reply with "Good idea, I'm setting up the bomb right now" and leave your phone in a subway.


Seriously, don't.
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#10
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Keep in mind, this is a rough translation. Its been a little while, but I get the gist.

Hello I am (His/her name, no translation)

We are informing you of our great new deals on computers.
They are state of the art, fast, and (not sure).
(not sure about this line)
Please respond back with the information necessary for us to get you a computer.

Are you still there? Please respond.


TS got trolled hard by terrorists lol.
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#11
Quote by Dwight.Schrute
Keep in mind, this is a rough translation. Its been a little while, but I get the gist.

Hello I am (His/her name, no translation)

We are informing you of our great new deals on computers.
They are state of the art, fast, and (not sure).
(not sure about this line)
Please respond back with the information necessary for us to get you a computer.

Are you still there? Please respond.

Terrorist Adbot.

Also inb4 just because they're Arabic doesn't mean they're terrorists.
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#12
^ Idk, must of sold his number like crazy? I don't get how numbers are a market though.
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#13
Quote by Dwight.Schrute
Keep in mind, this is a rough translation. Its been a little while, but I get the gist.

Hello I am Muhammad Jihad

We are informing you of our great new deals on computers.
They are state of the art, fast, and make big boom!
Best for allah huckbutt jihad on neighbor!
Please respond back with the information necessary for us to get you a computer.

Are you still there? Please respond.


Ftfy
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#15
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^ Idk, must of sold his number like crazy? I don't get how numbers are a market though.


This is a market based purely on lulz and annoying people.
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#16
Hot Muslim girls in your area are waiting for your call, they are just gagging to drop their bhurkas. Text now to get in contact with these bhurka clad bombshells, text IED to 0800 now to meet the first of your 70 virgins, without any explosive side effects!

Or at least something in that vein.
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#17
Quote by GuitarGuy2387
So I think my phone has been hacked out something. Last few weeks I've been getting mysterious calls from blocked numbers and a caller asking for me by name only to say "thank you" and hang up as soon as I identify myself.

I'm getting these creepy messages in english, spanish, and now arabic. They are about getting back at someone, or scandal or something. I had a voicemail that said "call me back mother****er" and other crazy shit happening.

My phone is also randomly calling my friends, sending messages 20x in a row. Just crazy crap.

So wait, there was English too? You gonna die.
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That's forever imprinted in my brain in Dwight's voice. Seriously.

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#18
Quote by RetroGunslinger
Hot Muslim girls in your area are waiting for your call, they are just gagging to drop their bhurkas. Text now to get in contact with these bhurka clad bombshells, text IED to 0800 now to meet the first of your 70 virgins, without any explosive side effects!

Or at least something in that vein.

Quote by UntilISleep
You have excellent taste in literature, dear sir

Quote by Primus2112
You have excellent taste in video games, good sir.

Quote by GbAdimDb5m7
You have terrible taste in signatures, idiotic sir.

kkoo
#19
Quote by RetroGunslinger
Hot Muslim girls in your area are waiting for your call, they are just gagging to drop their bhurkas. Text now to get in contact with these bhurka clad bombshells, text IED to 0800 now to meet the first of your 70 virgins, without any explosive side effects!

Or at least something in that vein.
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You are now using UG Classic.


Listening to: New York Voices, as well as the new Vulfpeck record (fuck it's so good)


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#20
TS is trolling. If you look at the bottom of the picture, you can see that he replied after the string of arabic messages. From the tops of the letters, it looks like "Yo greg."

Nice try TS.
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Last edited by darkstar2466 at Jan 12, 2012,
#21
Quote by darkstar2466
TS is trolling. If you look at the bottom of the picture, you can see that he replied after the string of arabic messages. From the tops of the letters, it looks like "Yo greg."

Nice try TS.


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#22
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TS is trolling. If you look at the bottom of the picture, you can see that he replied after the string of arabic messages. From the tops of the letters, it looks like "Yo greg."

Nice try TS.

Legit.

P.S. I was pulling whatever shit I said about laptops right outta my ass.
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#23
How can you hack a phone anyway
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#24
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How can you hack a phone anyway
With a cleaver.

Pfffchtffpftchc
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You are now using UG Classic.


Listening to: New York Voices, as well as the new Vulfpeck record (fuck it's so good)


You throw like a girl. A girl who is great at baseball and has a fiery passion for the sport.
#25
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Way to go and ruin everyone's fun Detective dildo


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#26
Quote by darkstar2466
TS is trolling. If you look at the bottom of the picture, you can see that he replied after the string of arabic messages. From the tops of the letters, it looks like "Yo greg."

Nice try TS.


Not trolling. This is Greg's number. But for some reason I was receiving messages that he didnt send.

He has a textfree number. I was using a mobile pda app to tether my phone and text from my computer..
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#28
Quote by GuitarGuy2387
Not trolling. This is Greg's number. But for some reason I was receiving messages that he didnt send.

He has a textfree number. I was using a mobile pda app to tether my phone and text from my computer..


We need an Arab to translate this shit, pronto.

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Like Arabian days
More often than not
Are hotter than hot
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#29
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Ohhhh the FUPA


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#30
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I came.
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#31
Quote by darkstar2466
WNF.
You are now using UG Black.
You are now using UG Classic.


Listening to: New York Voices, as well as the new Vulfpeck record (fuck it's so good)


You throw like a girl. A girl who is great at baseball and has a fiery passion for the sport.
#33
I studied Arabic, and I can say for sure that one letter there is a "G"
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#34
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Ohhhh the FUPA


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I came.

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WNF.


I came. I saw. I came again.

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Last edited by darkstar2466 at Jan 12, 2012,
#35
Here is the whole thing up until the Arabic. Everything up until 2:52 is us talking..


Him [2:52 PM]:
01/02:i don't know..i queried, with, "you mean the miata forum he frequents?" or also, you mean the foam he pilfered for his at home studio that he said, emil ...

Him [2:52 PM]:
02/02:said i could take.. i'm not sure, take your pick

Him [2:52 PM]:
they just moved the date they didn't add more seats

Him [2:52 PM]:
and i said april 10th

Him [2:52 PM]: 4/10

Me [2:52 PM]:
yea that works

Me [2:52 PM]:
I'll be nearing the end and eveyrthing will be done

Me [2:53 PM]:
there are lots of tickets avail, that ppl are selling, my friend is gunna hook me up

Him [2:53 PM]:
sure sure

Him [2:53 PM]:
and sometimes i feel like it's necessary

678-590-0139 [2:53 PM]:
exactly, that's what i told him..it's time for a new shade

Me [2:56 PM]:
what?

Him [3:02 PM]:
simply, yeah but it's such a shame that it's form ambiguously so

Him [3:02 PM]: because you can simply count on the contingent of apes that will inevitably take over

Me [3:04 PM]:
dude i dont know what you are talking about

Him [3:06 PM]:
did you talk to him about that? he said it's not true, that he only saw it from a distance

Me [3:08 PM]:
dude, I DO NOT KNOW WHAT YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT

Him [3:20 PM]:
i think it was the auto erotica asphyxiations

Him [3:21 PM]:
but either way, it's all about penetrating her bat cave

Him [3:37 PM]:
do you expect me to take YOUR word over that of an anonymous tipster?

Me [3:38 PM]:
dude i dont know what you are saying
STFU

Him [3:40 PM]:
fine, fine..have it your way.. I'll look into it when i have time but i can assure you, that i don't need help in sale-ing these good conditions

Me [3:41 PM]:
duuuuuuuuuuuuude

Me [3:41 PM]:
I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THE **** YOU ARE SAYING

Me [3:41 PM]:
shut the **** up

Me [3:42 PM]:
dude are you on crack or something?

Him [3:45 PM]:
i think it was something else going on in your woman theatre..sort of like a succubus

Him [3:45 PM]:
but stay off my manzone lest it be occupied with unsheathed, unmanned pounding

Me [3:46 PM]:
dude im done with this i can't handle what you're saying

Him [3:46 PM]:
congratulations on superior depositing.

Him [3:47 PM]:
and get rid of anything that stands in the way of your dreams

Then the Arabic came in and then I got the voicemail saying "call me back mother****er".

Then today I got this text message:

anyonymous@textem.net: yo muth****a, iz about to twis dis niggas cap. i seent you w/ my bitch in yo house. I been waiting fo u to show and you not goin no when iz gonna hit u up. no"

Then I got a ton of jumbled symbols and letters which I assume was more arabic (it showed up on my computer because I have that font or language add on)

Then I got this: yo no deseo que interfiriendo con mis chicas baja suma no m?s

It repeates like several times and then this: es una perra punk de asno y yo estoy a puto de ir todo loco en su asno alegre.
My Gear:
-Fender American 1962 Stratocaster Reissue
-1984 Marshall JCM 800 2204
-Ibanez Wh-10 Original
-Boss DS-2 Distortion
-Boss CE-5 Chorus
Last edited by GuitarGuy2387 at Jan 12, 2012,
#36
So is that Jihad Hotline number you just shared with us right there?
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#37
And Greg attests to not sending that shit?
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#38
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#39
Quote by darkstar2466
And Greg attests to not sending that shit?


Yea, he wasn't several coworkers were there with him. They were all working and he just had his ipod playing music. No one was around it.

He showed me his timestamps on his screen it wasnt sent from hsi computer. They appear as if they come from me on his screen.
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#40
bump. confirm translation.
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